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Dec 30 2011

ICE Opens Hotline to Assist Illegal Immigrants

You can’t say the Obama Regime isn’t doing anything about the illegal alien crisis. It’s spending your money to help the small percentage of criminal colonists who are apprehended and incarcerated.

As states across the nation ramp up their efforts to catch illegal immigrants, the Obama administration on Thursday launched a new free hotline for people busted on violations to get help.

The 24/7 multilingual hotline will be run by ICE, which is supposed to be kicking the invaders out, not informing them of their supposed right to displace us from our dying country.

By facilitating the invasion and demographic conquest of the Southwest by Mexican irredentists, our liberal rulers took the state that launched Ronald Reagan and turned it into a place where no Republican stands a chance of winning state-wide office — a moonbat dystopia so dysfunctional that it responded to impending fiscal Armageddon by bringing back the irresponsible free-spending socialist Governor Moonbeam.

They will not abandon the strategy until Texas and Arizona have followed the former Golden State down the sewer into permanent blue state status. By then it will be too late to prevent Obama’s “fundamental transformation” of the entire USA into a bilingual, bicultural, balkanized socialist basket case.
The Democrat Party’s long-term electoral strategy.

On a tip from Shawn.

  • StanInTexas

    ICE Opens Hotline to Assist Illegal Immigrants

    What would be the reaction if the headline were…

    DEA Opens Hotline to Assist Illegal Drug Dealers???
    FBI Opens Hotline to Assist Illegal Rapists???

    What part of the word ILLEGAL do these idiots not understand?

  • Marci

    And idiots on the left that embrace bleeding heart ideology have no clue they are on the hook for it. They are too busy screaming “raaaaa-cist!”. And Stan–you make the best point I have seen in a long time.

  • IslandLifer

    This administration will do whatever it pleases, legal or not, because nobody dares challenge them. You’ve seen what happens when somebody does….they sick the ferret.

  • Somewhere a drunk uncle of Barry’s is wondering where this program was a few months ago…

  • F.D.R. in Hell

    This is Code Named:
    Democratic Voter Registration By Telephone.

  • Tom

    “Don’t worry, Pedro, if we’ve got your vote this November, you can tell that cracker Sheriff to go ‘stuff it’…the Feds always trump state and locals.
    Right, Amigo Contigo Burrito?”

  • whosebone

    I wonder who obama is giving blowjobs to now that reggie is not around.

  • ‘Help us, Obama-wan…you’re our only hope!’

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  • Bill T

    Think people are finally waking up? Looks like bathhouse barry is trying for a third GOLD STAR for his gunsalesman of the year award!
    Gun sales at record levels, according to FBI background checks

    The one-month record for background checks was set in November — over 1.5 million

    December has already surpassed that record — with a few days left in the month

    The NRA says the figures indicate more people feel they need guns for self defense

  • ant

    The People need a new law to re-establish the Capitol in the middle of a barrio. No fences, no body-guards, no security. Let them get a first hand taste of their ‘new’ Americans.

  • Dr. 9

    This is what happens when a nation of formally-free people allow themselves to become weak, mindless, gullible sheep. Not only do they deserve everything they’re getting, but everything they will get when Obummer is re-elected.

  • Dennis

    O’Booboo votes as a black, when really he is a Mulatto! Isn’t anybody going to remind him of his heritage? Remember, his “parents” married in Feb and he was born in Aug, six months! Let’s hope this term in Wasteington Debit Capital is as short

  • chuck in st paul

    Hey, who made the first call-in, Barry?

  • Mr. Galt

    Wow that’s really nice of them.

    It’s a shame they don’t offer a help line for LEGAL immigrants getting screwed around by USCIS – yet another reason to NOT follow the rules, eh?

  • LarryG

    Flaming Mexican criminals. Eat it, Mex!!

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