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Jan 02 2012

Michelle Obama Fashion Secret Revealed

Women convinced by the magazines for sale at the supermarket checkout that Michelle Obama is a fashion genius have often wondered where she gets the ideas for her outfits. The pictures below reveal the answer:

little-witch  big-witch

Of course, children’s Halloween costumes were never meant to be that scary.

Compliments of Mary.

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18 Responses to “Michelle Obama Fashion Secret Revealed”

  1. NorthernX says:

    Well, it compliments her ugliness rather well…

  2. At least she won’t get hit by a car

  3. Kevin R. says:

    If it were up to her the White House would be painted purple with yellow trim.

  4. Thescribbler says:

    What’s up with her hair? Is that the craze, the ugly Obama cut or something? Looks like someone pasted her hair to her head. lol

  5. Henry says:

    Money can’t buy taste… she dresses like a clown.

  6. Unonymous says:

    Oof. When you got a big manface you don’t want your hair lookin’ like that. She looks like a drag queen who just lost his wig.

  7. angryK9 says:

    Unonymous….it’s true. Obama is gay. Michelle is a transvestite and the girls are props for the media.

  8. Fiberal says:

    The only thing that could possibly identify Moose as a female would be a genetic test.

    If she weren’t selected by BO’s Soros handlers as the hapless BO’s mate (probably to insure childbirth as a prerequisite for a family front), I’m sure Moose would be in Rwanda today leading the deadly Hutu Interahamwe.

    I notice the dried blood on her machete hand in the pic. Since he has a survival instinct like anyone else, BO must have taken something on the trip for her to kill.

  9. Jay B. says:

    She’s so ugly it’s not even funny. I can’t believe her handlers don’t give her fashion advice. Either she nver listens or she hired the biggest clowns available.

  10. Neil B says:

    She’s not a fashion “genius” or any other kind of genius.

  11. forest says:

    4 year old pointing at Mooch: “That’s not a witch – that’s a boy”

  12. Willowfield says:

    The Wicked Witch of the West with The Strawman.

  13. Marian says:

    I can just picture them in private. Her shrieking at the help and him avoiding her like the plague. I wish someone would throw water on her and make her melt, and him, too. Yuck

  14. BillH says:

    You can always count on her to follow the latest trends in shower curtains and picnic table covers.

  15. silverdust says:

    Hey, it’s hard dressing Patrick Ewing.

  16. Adam says:

    Unonymous, LOL, that’s so true!
    She has proven time and time again that she has all the fashion sense of a goat.
    Marian, indeed. I probably don’t want to know what it must be like to be someone who has to work directly for Moo- chelle.

  17. Momster says:

    At least she omitted the orange lacing so she couldn’t be accused of plagarizing.

  18. ant says:

    @Reaganite, “At least she won’t get hit by a car.” LOL!

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