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Oct 24 2015

Moonbat Tech: Beer Brewed From Sewage

One of the very few things moonbats have in common with Americans is that both sometimes drink beer. However, moonbat beer is a little different:

A municipal water utility in Portland, Oregon, recently held a contest to see who could brew the tastiest beer from what was once wastewater — i.e. the stuff that runs off our farms and goes down our toilets — and we got to try it. …

The contest was designed to raise awareness about water scarcity…

In Portland, where it rains all the time. They should have held the contest one state to the south, where California bureaucrats have managed to create a water shortage.

But moonbattery is about making a pageant of allegedly noble intentions, not about dealing effectively with actual problems.

Barks Clean Water Services spokesman Mark Jockers:

“Let’s embrace the yuck factor!”

So the folks at Business Insider drank the sewer beer. Some of them tried the amber ale:

We thought the beer smelled fruity…

Not surprising, considering that it was brewed by fruitcakes.

Others tried the helles:

One of them said the flavor was pretty generic, like Bud Light or Coors Light.

Not surprising either, considering that mass market light beer is undrinkable.

Most of them didn’t like the taste of the Helles, citing its cloudiness and weird aftertaste.

They need to get this beer to market at once. Trendy moonbats will guzzle it by the gallon to prove how much they care about the thirsty polar bears.

Theoretically it doesn’t matter where the water in your beer comes from, because all the water on the planet his been around for millions of years and has been recycled many times before. By the same token, there is no water shortage. Hollyweird starlets who brush their teeth in the shower so as to preserve precious water may be surprised to learn that when water goes down the drain, it doesn’t pour into outer space. We have the same amount of water we have always had, so there is no need to make a foolish point by drinking beer brewed from sewage. All we need to do is get Democrats out of power so that water will be managed efficiently, rather than flushed out to sea on behalf of a minnow.

sewage-beer
Sipping sewage.

On a tip from Master of the Minions.



  • MicahStone

    The lunatic-left will embrace ANYTHING that supports their warped ideology or opposes anything they oppose (like S. Hit)

  • MicahStone

    The lunatic-left will embrace ANYTHING that supports their warped ideology or opposes anything they oppose (like S. Hit)

  • JayMS

    Moonbats are the only group that somehow manages to parody itself

  • JayMS

    Moonbats are the only group that somehow manages to parody itself

  • cecil11

    The most telling point though: They all had the option NOT to drink it, But didn’t take it.

    Doesn’t that say it all????

  • cecil11

    The most telling point though: They all had the option NOT to drink it, But didn’t take it.

    Doesn’t that say it all????

  • MAS

    Piss guzzling progressives…nope, nothing new here.

  • MAS

    Piss guzzling progressives…nope, nothing new here.

  • squareWave
  • Saxon Warrior

    I actually like it when moonbats do this sort of thing because they confine their dangerous wackiness to fellow moonbats and don’t involve other people.

    In fact, I can’t wait for moonbats to hold a contest to see who can withstand the most knife wounds without bleeding to death in order to prove that gun crime is more serious than knife crime.
    Or, how about…. moonbats having a gasoline drinking contest to determine just how more dangerous fossil fuels are than windmills. Likewise they could flip this idea and they could all parachute out of planes onto a field full of windmills and get ripped to pieces by the blades, just so they can demonstrate how eco-friendly wind farms are….
    Or perhaps they could have an Ebola love-fest to prove that Ebola is no threat to Western civilisation by hugging and being sodomized an Ebola victim.
    Or perhaps….. yeah I could go on.
    It’s amazing how so many moonbats deserve to earn Darwin awards (especially by championing Muslim immigration) which is even more fantastic because they all believe in evolution anyway.

    So carry on drinking your sewage beer moonbats – you know it’s good for you!

  • Saxon Warrior

    I actually like it when moonbats do this sort of thing because they confine their dangerous wackiness to fellow moonbats and don’t involve other people.

    In fact, I can’t wait for moonbats to hold a contest to see who can withstand the most knife wounds without bleeding to death in order to prove that gun crime is more serious than knife crime.
    Or, how about…. moonbats having a gasoline drinking contest to determine just how more dangerous fossil fuels are than windmills. Likewise they could flip this idea and they could all parachute out of planes onto a field full of windmills and get ripped to pieces by the blades, just so they can demonstrate how eco-friendly wind farms are….
    Or perhaps they could have an Ebola love-fest to prove that Ebola is no threat to Western civilisation by hugging and being sodomized an Ebola victim.
    Or perhaps….. yeah I could go on.
    It’s amazing how so many moonbats deserve to earn Darwin awards (especially by championing Muslim immigration) which is even more fantastic because they all believe in evolution anyway.

    So carry on drinking your sewage beer moonbats – you know it’s good for you!

  • Henry
  • Henry
  • Maurice Miner

    You’ve got to be taking the piss!

  • Maurice Miner

    You’ve got to be taking the piss!

  • TED

    OH YAH! PEE AND CRAP, it’s what THEY deserve!!

  • TED

    OH YAH! PEE AND CRAP, it’s what THEY deserve!!

    GAG on it progies! 😎

  • Irving

    “Let’s embrace the yuck factor!”

    And the sphincter chasers swooned….

  • Irving

    “Let’s embrace the yuck factor!”

    And the sphincter chasers swooned….

  • Wibbins

    This is nothing new moonbats, you do know that water runoff and waste water gets retreated at water treatment plants and reused right?

  • Wibbins

    This is nothing new moonbats, you do know that water runoff and waste water gets retreated at water treatment plants and reused right?

  • two_amber_lamps

    I guess they just want to get their effluence straight from the “tap….”

  • two_amber_lamps

    I guess they just want to get their effluence straight from the “tap….”

  • two_amber_lamps
  • two_amber_lamps
  • Saxon Warrior

    oops, oh dear…..

  • Saxon Warrior

    oops, oh dear…..

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  • Maurice Miner

    Well, it is now completely obvious that we need to ban “poo-balls”, or at least have some sort of collection system:

    Falling from the sky!

    I’m sort of thinking a web of protective sheets over houses underneath common flight-paths. Environmentally sound!

  • Maurice Miner

    Well, it is now completely obvious that we need to ban “poo-balls”, or at least have some sort of collection system:

    Falling from the sky!

    I’m sort of thinking a web of protective sheets over houses underneath common flight-paths. Environmentally sound!

  • Jack Bauer

    Perhaps the moonbats are on to something…..

    In my humble opinion, most mass-produced American beers taste and look like a carbonated urine specimen anyway. Perhaps this new idea, can get us to the same appalling end result, via a less complicated process.

  • Jack Bauer

    Perhaps the moonbats are on to something…..

    In my humble opinion, most mass-produced American beers taste and look like a carbonated urine specimen anyway. Perhaps this new idea, can get us to the same appalling end result, via a less complicated process.

  • JTW

    Of course even grey water in Oregon is a lot cleaner than the tap water (and even bottled water) in a lot of places…
    And given the way breweries treat their water before turning it into beer, there’s no reason for them not to use grey water as an initial resource. They run massive purification plants and filtration systems themselves because the tap water they get from the water mains isn’t pure enough for them, go figure…

  • JTW

    Of course even grey water in Oregon is a lot cleaner than the tap water (and even bottled water) in a lot of places…
    And given the way breweries treat their water before turning it into beer, there’s no reason for them not to use grey water as an initial resource. They run massive purification plants and filtration systems themselves because the tap water they get from the water mains isn’t pure enough for them, go figure…

  • Alphamail

    I know Portland well enough to tell you their collective decrease in sanity over the last three decades has shown a profound exponential increase.
    .
    Thirty years ago a local newspaper called the Oregon Journal – founded in 1902 – went out of business. For decades the Editorial Page heading was “I may disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it.”
    .
    Now, the current liberal Oregonian newspaper Editorial Page may as well read, “It’s my f’kg way or the highway.”
    .
    With an openly lesbian governor, past gay mayor, and attorney general who loves to hate Christians, as well as a city council who has in the past sent plane tickets to homeless individuals around the country to fly them to Portland, you get the sense of the growing lunacy in this once stable city.
    .
    As a major contributor to the rise of craft- and home-brews, and as the original location for the movie “One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest,” Oregon residents have unfortunately managed to fuse the two together.
    .
    It wouldn’t surprise me if next St. Patrick’s Day, the formulated holiday brew by these Liberal Digressives will be Soylent Green.
    .

  • Alphamail

    I know Portland well enough to tell you their collective decrease in sanity over the last three decades has shown a profound exponential increase.
    .
    Thirty years ago a local newspaper called the Oregon Journal – founded in 1902 – went out of business. For decades the Editorial Page heading was “I may disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it.”
    .
    Now, the current liberal Oregonian newspaper Editorial Page may as well read, “It’s my f’kg way or the highway.”
    .
    With an openly lesbian governor, past gay mayor, and attorney general who loves to hate Christians, as well as a city council who has in the past sent plane tickets to homeless individuals around the country to fly them to Portland, you get the sense of the growing lunacy in this once stable city.
    .
    As a major contributor to the rise of craft- and home-brews, and as the original location for the movie “One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest,” Oregon residents have unfortunately managed to fuse the two together.
    .
    It wouldn’t surprise me if next St. Patrick’s Day, the formulated holiday brew by these Liberal Digressives will be Soylent Green.
    .

  • Talk and a convenient circularity!

    But seriously, folks, the amount of water—and indeed, of overall mass–

  • Talk about a convenient circularity!

    But seriously, folks, the amount of water—and indeed, of overall mass–on the planet increases daily by tons of meteoric and cometary debris, which recent research indicates contains good old ethanol…. which is purer than what the moonbats brewed up.

    Comet whiskey or sewer beer…. I know what I’d pick!

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