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Nov 09 2015

Profiles in Countermoonbattery: Mike Adams

When it comes to progressive hegemony in academia, Mike Adams is the exception that proves the rule. Previously he used liberals’ favorite tactic against them by successfully suing for the discrimination he has been subjected to for not being a leftist. Now he has served his students this heaping dose of countermoonbattery:

Welcome back to class, students! I am Mike Adams your criminology professor here at UNC-Wilmington. Before we get started with the course I need to address an issue that is causing problems here at UNCW and in higher education all across the country. I am talking about the growing minority of students who believe they have a right to be free from being offended. If we don’t reverse this dangerous trend in our society there will soon be a majority of young people who will need to walk around in plastic bubble suits to protect them in the event that they come into contact with a dissenting viewpoint. That mentality is unworthy of an American. It’s hardly worthy of a Frenchman.

Let’s get something straight right now. You have no right to be unoffended. You have a right to be offended with regularity. It is the price you pay for living in a free society. If you don’t understand that you are confused and dangerously so. In part, I blame your high school teachers for failing to teach you basic civics before you got your diploma. Most of you went to the public high schools, which are a disaster. Don’t tell me that offended you. I went to a public high school.

Of course, your high school might not be the problem. It is entirely possible that the main reason why so many of you are confused about free speech is that piece of paper hanging on the wall right over there. Please turn your attention to that ridiculous document that is framed and hanging by the door. In fact, take a few minutes to read it before you leave class today. It is our campus speech code. It specifically says that there is a requirement that everyone must only engage in discourse that is “respectful.” That assertion is as ludicrous as it is illegal. I plan to have that thing ripped down from every classroom on campus before I retire.

One of my grandfathers served in World War I. My step-grandfather served in World War II. My sixth great grandfather enlisted in the American Revolution when he was only thirteen. These great men did not fight so we could simply relinquish our rights to the enemy within our borders. That enemy is the Marxists who run our public universities. If you are a Marxist and I just offended you, well, that’s tough. I guess they don’t make communists like they used to.

Unbelievably, a student once complained to the Department chairwoman that my mention of God and a Creator was a violation of Separation of Church and State. Let me be as clear as I possibly can: If any of you actually think that my decision to paraphrase the Declaration of Independence in the course syllabus is unconstitutional then you suffer from severe intellectual hernia.

Indeed, it takes hard work to become stupid enough to think the Declaration of Independence is unconstitutional. If you agree with the student who made that complaint then you are probably just an anti-religious zealot. Therefore, I am going to ask you to do exactly three things and do them in the exact order that I specify.

First, get out of my class. You can fill out the drop slip over at James Hall. Just tell them you don’t believe in true diversity and you want to be surrounded by people who agree with your twisted interpretation of the Constitution simply because they are the kind of people who will protect you from having your beliefs challenged or your feelings hurt.

Second, withdraw from the university. If you find that you are actually relieved because you will no longer be in a class where your beliefs might be challenged then you aren’t ready for college. Go get a job building houses so you can work with some illegal aliens who will help you gain a better appreciation of what this country has to offer.

Finally, if this doesn’t work then I would simply ask you to get the hell out of the country. The ever-growing thinned-skinned minority you have joined is simply ruining life in this once-great nation. Please move to some place like Cuba where you can enjoy the company of communists and get excellent health care. Just hop on a leaky boat and start paddling your way towards utopia. You will not be missed.

Hopefully not too many precious little snowflakes suffered meltdowns after hearing their P.C. worldview challenged.

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Kudos to Professor Adams.

On tips from Troy and Torcer.



  • MAS

    That was beautiful!

  • MAS

    That was beautiful!

  • JeffersonSpinningInGrave

    Brought a tear to my eye. And how about this:

    http://www.independentsentinel.com/matt-bevin-tells-the-epa-to-pound-sand/

    For the first time in a long time, I am starting to feel some hope.

  • JeffersonSpinningInGrave

    Brought a tear to my eye. And how about this:

    http://www.independentsentinel.com/matt-bevin-tells-the-epa-to-pound-sand/

    For the first time in a long time, I am starting to feel some hope.

  • MAS

    May his tribe increase…

  • Mike_W20

    Excellent.
    However, healthcare in Cuba is poor;
    http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2006/01/cuban_healthcar_1.html

    and people use leaky boats to escape Cuba, not get there.

  • MAS

    May his tribe increase…

  • Mike_W20

    Excellent.
    However, healthcare in Cuba is poor;
    http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2006/01/cuban_healthcar_1.html

    and people use leaky boats to escape Cuba, not get there.

  • JeffersonSpinningInGrave

    Heh, kinda suspect the prof knows that 🙂

  • JeffersonSpinningInGrave

    Heh, kinda suspect the prof knows that 🙂

  • Mike_W20

    Yeah, but do the kids who heard the speech and the people who read it know it?

  • Mike_W20

    Yeah, but do the kids who heard the speech and the people who read it know it?

  • ouch!

    We need an army of Professors like Adams.

    Enough BS from the pathetic, wimpy snowflakes.

  • ouch!

    We need an army of Professors like Adams.

    Enough BS from the pathetic, wimpy snowflakes.

  • 762×51

    I have to wonder how many snowflakes had to be resuscitated after hearing that speech.

    As I read the text, I realized I have been saying the same things for years. Maybe I’m really a college professor . . .

    The only change I would make to Prof. Adams words is to tell Marxists everywhere, “Get out of the country, if you want to live”.

  • 762×51

    I have to wonder how many snowflakes had to be resuscitated after hearing that speech.

    As I read the text, I realized I have been saying the same things for years. Maybe I’m really a college professor . . .

    The only change I would make to Prof. Adams words is to tell Marxists everywhere, “Get out of the country, if you want to live”.

  • KHarn

    Very reasonable.

  • KHarn

    Very reasonable.

  • KHarn

    When my family took a vacation to Key West around 1970, we saw some of those boats stored at the Coast Guard station. They looked more like something teen aged boys would build for a summer trip down the river rather than something a dozen or more people would use to cross almost a hundred miles of open sea.
    We used to tell a joke down here:
    “How do you get twenty Cubans into a Volks Wagon?”
    “Tell them that it floats.”
    Grim, but true.

  • KHarn

    When my family took a vacation to Key West around 1970, we saw some of those boats stored at the Coast Guard station. They looked more like something teen aged boys would build for a summer trip down the river rather than something a dozen or more people would use to cross almost a hundred miles of open sea.
    We used to tell a joke down here:
    “How do you get twenty Cubans into a Volks Wagon?”
    “Tell them that it floats.”
    Grim, but true.

  • Eddie_Valiant

    “Snowflakes”….lol

    I’ve believed that for years – get out.” Problem is they’re all mouth and no action. They like the regular paycheck and the cushy benefits.

  • Eddie_Valiant

    “Snowflakes”….lol

    I’ve believed that for years – get out.” Problem is they’re all mouth and no action. They like the regular paycheck and the cushy benefits.

  • Paul Byvtary

    I miss the days when men like Professor Adams were the majority.

  • Paul Byvtary

    I miss the days when men like Professor Adams were the majority.

  • Rock ThisTown

    Bravo, Professor Adams.

  • Rock ThisTown

    Bravo, Professor Adams.

  • AlanOne7

    Mike has a regular column. Great stuff:

    http://townhall.com/columnists/mikeadams/

  • AlanOne7

    Mike has a regular column. Great stuff:

    http://townhall.com/columnists/mikeadams/

  • bobwhite

    That was worth reading!

  • Billy Two Knives

    That was worth reading!

  • bob e

    great post ..

  • bob e

    great post ..

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  • WoodstoveBill

    Awesome, Professor Adams. You are a great American!

  • WoodstoveBill

    Awesome, Professor Adams. You are a great American!

  • JeffersonSpinningInGrave

    I bet the Yale students who go to Cuba would hang at one of the resorts the Castro Bros set up to milk dollars from European tourists. You know, the ones the locals only ever get to experience as workers who make 50 cents a day, and who have to give all their tips to the government. And they’d probably be rude to the underpaid slave staff, and never see the misery in which the actual population lives. Then, they will come back here and gush about the warm beaches of the workers paradise they visited.

    Just a guess, but a pretty good one I think.

  • JeffersonSpinningInGrave

    I bet the Yale students who go to Cuba would hang at one of the resorts the Castro Bros set up to milk dollars from European tourists. You know, the ones the locals only ever get to experience as workers who make 50 cents a day, and who have to give all their tips to the government. And they’d probably be rude to the underpaid slave staff, and never see the misery in which the actual population lives. Then, they will come back here and gush about the warm beaches of the workers paradise they visited.

    Just a guess, but a pretty good one I think.

  • MissAnthropy

    A lot of them don’t even have any genuine ideology. They just enjoy striking the pose of the radical contrarian. Actually putting their money where their mouth is and going to Cuba or North Korea? You can’t be a cool contrarian in those places because you get dead very quickly.

  • MissAnthropy

    A lot of them don’t even have any genuine ideology. They just enjoy striking the pose of the radical contrarian. Actually putting their money where their mouth is and going to Cuba or North Korea? You can’t be a cool contrarian in those places because you get dead very quickly.

  • Number 6

    Brilliant.

  • Number 6

    Brilliant.

  • Agrippa

    Damn good, Prof. Adams — would be glad to have had you as an instructor, or to have my children attend your classes.

    “Hopefully not too many precious little snowflakes suffered meltdowns after hearing their P.C. worldview challenged.” Naw, I hope their little pea brains (alleged) exploded! Any number of eradicated Libtards is a good thing.

  • Agrippa

    Damn good, Prof. Adams — would be glad to have had you as an instructor, or to have my children attend your classes.

    “Hopefully not too many precious little snowflakes suffered meltdowns after hearing their P.C. worldview challenged.” Naw, I hope their little pea brains (alleged) exploded! Any number of eradicated Libtards is a good thing.

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