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Nov 12 2015

Mizzou Fecal Swastika Looks Like Hate Hoax

The moonbattery has been boiling over at the University of Missouri lately (see here and here). Supposedly the uprising is a response to “systemic racism.” Yet the closest thing to a racial incident worth mentioning was a fecal swastika — and that appears to be a hoax:

Something stinks at the University of Missouri. A reported incident of vandalism at Mizzou sparked university-wide protests, a boycott by the school’s 4-5 football team, and eventually the resignation of the university’s president and chancellor.

There’s only one problem: no evidence of the alleged incident, in which a poop swastika on the wall of a dormitory restroom was reported, has ever been made publicly available. Did this incident occur as reported, or was it an immaculate defecation that formed the foundation of an unimaginable deception?

According to Billy Donley, the president of Mizzou’s Residence Halls Association (RHA), the poop swastika was reported at approximately 2:00 a.m. on October 24, 2015.

“On Saturday, October 24th, at 2:00am an individual came into one of the restrooms in Gateway Hall and drew a swastika on the wall with their own feces,” Donley wrote in a letter several days after the alleged incident. “This event happened while many students, including myself, were already asleep.”

Later in his letter, Donley noted that he only found out about the alleged vandalism incident “via a flyer posted on the walls” of the dorm.

The Federalist was unable to find anyone at the school or with the University of Missouri Police Department who would go on record as having seen the poopstika.

A photo supposedly proving that the poopstika is real has actually been floating around the Internet for about a year.

While a mere absence of evidence is not synonymous with evidence of absence, the complete lack of any verifiable photographic evidence of the alleged poop swastika and the lack of any named eye witnesses raises serious questions about the veracity of a racially charged incident of vandalism…

Given the epidemic of hate hoaxes on college campuses, if there ever was a poop swastika, it was almost certainly created by a social justice warrior as a public relations stunt. Moonbats are vastly more likely to play with their own poop than countermoonbats, as evidenced by their poop-centric eco-idiocy (e.g., see here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, etc.). But why go to the trouble of making a poop swastika when you can tear a whole university apart just by putting up a flier claiming you saw one?

Although we may never know with absolute certainty, it seems safe to add the Mizzou Fecal Swastika to the Hate Hoax List.

On a tip from Torcer.



  • Stephen

    I like to think any sensible anti semite would use a sharpie to draw his swastikas. Using poo is just so impractical.

    The entirety of evidence of racial animus on University of M’s campus thus far, to my knowledge:

    1. A poo-stika witnessed by nobody;
    2. 2 alleged slurs allegedly made by drunk kids who may or may not of have been UoM students;
    3. An array of micro-aggressive bad thoughts stirring deep inside the subconscuous thoughts of unidentified 18-22 year old white kids.

    For this we have two resignations, a campus poo-ing itself over the impending slaughter of black bodies by the KKK, and more g-darned conversations on race.

    This event is approaching a Salem witch trial level of hysteria.

  • American Ninja

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    The SJW identified the wall as being adorned with a fecal swastika, therefore it is now fact.

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  • Momster

    Stupid hoaxer never heard of DNA. Has that been employed in the investigation I wonder?

  • liz

    I’m getting deja vu. This is the 60s happening all over again, on steroids.
    These ignorant useful idiots are falling for the same old tired sh!t.

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  • Eddie_Valiant

    “Stupid hoaxer…..”

    ’nuff said; almost repeating your self.

  • JacksonPearson

    College ain’t what it used to be….:

  • chris black

    I guess you can now get into college without an iota of knowledge about history.
    It should be the Jewish students who are so very offended. I guess they’re too busy getting degrees that will lead to real jobs.

  • Appalled By The World

    A fecal swastika is perfect- a Nazi mentality is running that place and that “university” is the site of some of the worst ambulatory fecal matter seen since Ferguson.

  • Torcer

    If only it was the case where almost every person carried with them a portable communications device equipped with a camera, then such things could be readily documented and the images therein disseminated to the world at large…….

  • Appalled By The World

    Apparently if you score low enough on a test they let you in.

  • Appalled By The World

    At least back then the government was trying to rein in the crazies. Now the regime is encouraging this crap.

  • TED

    There is NO doubt this is a hoax, ONLY a LEFTIST likes POOP enough to play in it! As a matter of FACT they probably had a line to do it.

  • TED

    IF ONLY! Most of the time you can’t pull the morons heads out of their magical little boxes of fun…again, THAT might have been how they missed it…

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    One would think that such an egregious affront to ‘civility’ would be quickly documented… if such capabilities were present..

    BTW, rumor has it that a DNA test of the ‘fecal material’ matched that of the same on Tawana Brawley….

  • TED

    ROTFLMAO!

  • Steven Lewis

    The long line of events at Mizzou were one hoax after another. BTW, Mizzou’s President was Jewish yet he was targeted as white. I for one am tired of this Jew and Blacks alliance that is creating one lie after another while the Jewish owned and controlled media helps spread this false crap around. Whites are being murdered on a daily basis. In this article with local links you can find the link for 2014:
    http://conservative-headlines.com/black-on-white-murders-in-2015/
    Its intentional and has been ever since they stole Edison’s invention as far as the media is concerned. Their chicanery stretches back centuries.

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