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Nov 12 2015

More Mizzou Hate Hoaxery

The fecal swastika was almost certainly a hoax, but there is one other explanation for the chaos at the University of Missouri; black students feel oppressed because the KKK has laid siege to the campus:

Late Tuesday night, Twitter began to explode with students and others claiming that KKK members had been spotted walking around MU’s flagship Columbia campus. The rumors appear to have been given major life after MU’s student body president, Payton Head, made a Facebook post declaring that the KKK sighting had been confirmed and that he was actively working with police and even the National Guard on the matter.

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Head’s comments added to the tumult, and soon dozens both on and off-campus were tweeting about the supposed KKK presence, with some claiming the Klansmen were throwing bricks through dorm windows and others wildly claiming the KKK were enjoying police protection.

The Klan attack must have been terrifying.

However, this too turned out to be a hoax.

Barely an hour after the mania began, local police clarified that there was no evidence of any KKK activity on campus.

“We have found no evidence of anything related to the KKK on campus,” police spokesman Brian Weimar said in a statement. Not only that, but despite Head’s claim to be working with the National Guard, Weimar said the Guard was not present at MU at all. …

Shortly after, Head deleted his initial confirmation and apologized for spreading rumors.

Despite the panic caused by this silly lie, the racist left’s favorite boogeyman barely exists anymore:

According to the Southern Poverty Law Center, the KKK has only five to eight thousand members, and is no longer a unified group but rather a set of feuding organizations that all claim the Klan’s name.

The SPLC is in business to exaggerate threats to the privileged special interest groups liberals revere, so actual numbers are probably lower.

But the uproar at Mizzou isn’t all about nothing. A person of politically preferred pigmentation who also self-identifies with politically preferred perversion reports that he was subjected to a racial slur while walking near campus. Wait a minute… it’s Payton Head again. Odds that he didn’t invent the entire incident are remote.

A little background on Head the Hoaxer:

Head has a long past history as a ‘social justice warrior’. In his post about the racial slur, he makes it very clear he is a Black Lives Matter supporter, and the post is meant to be about making you feel uncomfortable. In October, he gave a talk on ‘intersectionality’ and the Black Lives Matter movement. He is from Chicago and was an intern for Rahm Emanuel.

We are left to conclude that the entire spectacle at the University of Missouri was staged out of thin air to bully weaklings and fools into complying with the radical black power agenda. Despite the transparent idiocy of the entire affair, it has been an unqualified success, bringing down the President and Chancellor and intimidating educrats and professors across the country. Head, the aptly named gay black student body president at the center of it all, even achieved the honor of inclusion on the Hate Hoax List.

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A successful career in politics awaits hate hoaxer extraordinaire Payton Head.

On tips from rpp, Henry, and JeffersonSpinningInGrave.



  • ouch!

    Head met with 0bama in 2011.
    One Community Organizer to another . . .

    Surprised yet?

  • ouch!

    Head met with 0bama in 2011.
    One Community Organizer to another . . .

    Surprised yet?

  • Musicmaven

    He should be brought up on charges of inciting to riot or something..but I know he will just be lauded as a hero by his fellow mush brains.

  • Musicmaven

    He should be brought up on charges of inciting to riot or something..but I know he will just be lauded as a hero by his fellow mush brains.

  • Let’s all just sit down and have a beer together….burrrrrp.

  • Let’s all just sit down and have a beer together….burrrrrp.

  • JacksonPearson

    =============>>>>>>>>>>>>

  • ✨JacksonPearson

    =============>>>>>>>>>>>>

  • SineWaveII

    And then when you take into account that this guy has been to the White House numerous times this whole thing just stinks of obama.

  • SineWaveII

    And then when you take into account that this guy has been to the White House numerous times this whole thing just stinks of obama.

  • aliswell

    SJW’s are merely black supremacists and white anarchist commies. ALL are trash.

  • aliswell

    SJW’s are merely black supremacists and white anarchist commies. ALL are trash.

  • ontoiran

    their reign is coming to an end. they have to push as hard as they can, ramp up the pressure, and enjoy it while they can.

  • ontoiran

    their reign is coming to an end. they have to push as hard as they can, ramp up the pressure, and enjoy it while they can.

  • Slow Masticating Juicer

    If the administrators are not willing to give students an education in adult behavior, they don’t belong there. The whole thing is imaginary, no evidence has been presented.

  • Frequent Flyer

    If the administrators are not willing to give students an education in adult behavior, they don’t belong there. The whole thing is imaginary, no evidence has been presented.

  • THOUGHTCRIMINAL2084

    Fellow Ethnic Europeans,

    It has been confirmed that armed black gangs are targeting Ethnic Europeans in “random” violence across the nation. We are urged to take all necessary precautions, namely retaining arms and being aware of our surroundings. Many of these racists attacks have been obfuscated by the media and law enforcement and are in fact at epidemic proportions.

    Stay Safe Fellow Caucasian Americans, despite what the media says YOUR LIVES MATTER!

  • THOUGHTCRIMINAL2084

    Fellow Ethnic Europeans,

    It has been confirmed that armed black gangs are targeting Ethnic Europeans in “random” violence across the nation. We are urged to take all necessary precautions, namely retaining arms and being aware of our surroundings. Many of these racists attacks have been obfuscated by the media and law enforcement and are in fact at epidemic proportions.

    Stay Safe Fellow Caucasian Americans, despite what the media says YOUR LIVES MATTER!

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  • Or ‘From one lover to another…. Unhunh!” Deepest apologies to Kenny Rogers, to Dolly Parton, and to ‘Islands in the Stream.’

  • Or ‘From one lover to another…. Unhunh!” Deepest apologies to Kenny Rogers, to Dolly Parton, and to ‘Islands in the Stream.’

  • Fear not: these culls usually win Darwin Awards in the long run!

  • Fear not: these culls usually win Darwin Awards in the long run!

  • Jim

    Remember: the KKK was formed as, and still is, the terrorist arm of the democrat party.

  • Then it’s time, as Mickey Spillane would’ve said, to take out the trash!

  • Jim

    Remember: the KKK was formed as, and still is, the terrorist arm of the democrat party.

  • Then it’s time, as Mickey Spillane would’ve said, to take out the trash!

  • Is it time to start awarding spare navels and extra eye sockets?

  • Is it time to start awarding spare navels and extra eye sockets?

  • MAS

    “A successful career in politics awaits hate hoaxer extraordinaire Payton
    Head”

    Anybody want to wager Mr Head is accurately named? Place your bets folks, place your bets.

  • MAS

    “A successful career in politics awaits hate hoaxer extraordinaire Payton
    Head”

    Anybody want to wager Mr Head is accurately named? Place your bets folks, place your bets.

  • Pot, crack, horse, or all three?

  • Pot, crack, horse, or all three?

  • MAS

    Dope (there’s a reason it’s called that) is one of the two categories…

  • MAS

    Dope (there’s a reason it’s called that) is one of the two categories…

  • Oh, I get it: that sort of head which is better to receive than to give!

  • Oh, I get it: that sort of head which is better to receive than to give!

  • Appalled By The World

    Dick.

  • Appalled By The World

    Dick.

  • Appalled By The World

    Shhh. We’re not supposed to know that.

  • Appalled By The World

    Shhh. We’re not supposed to know that.

  • Appalled By The World

    I really hope you’re right. Hard to really believe that though.

  • Appalled By The World

    I really hope you’re right. Hard to really believe that though.

  • Appalled By The World

    Another aspiring brain surgeon the cops should have given the Ferguson treatment to.

  • Appalled By The World

    Another aspiring brain surgeon the cops should have given the Ferguson treatment to.

  • Rotohammer

    Lying about the National Guard when everyone knows the Guard is not around demonstrates a thin grasp of reality. The UM protesters and the BLM movement exist in an alternate reality where an innocent Michael Brown was murdered while his hands were up, Payton Head was called names, and OJ Simpson didn’t murder two people.

  • Rotohammer

    Lying about the National Guard when everyone knows the Guard is not around demonstrates a thin grasp of reality. The UM protesters and the BLM movement exist in an alternate reality where an innocent Michael Brown was murdered while his hands were up, Payton Head was called names, and OJ Simpson didn’t murder two people.

  • Rotohammer

    I expect Payton will marry is long time boyfriend Neil Givin and they’ll hyphenate their last names in typical moonbat fashion.

  • Rotohammer

    I expect Payton will marry is long time boyfriend Neil Givin and they’ll hyphenate their last names in typical moonbat fashion.

  • Bad_Mr_Frosty

    The KKK? Really? They haven’t been a thing in like 50 years. Might as well start screaming “the redcoats are coming!” or “circle the wagons! Injun attack!”

  • Bad_Mr_Frosty

    The KKK? Really? They haven’t been a thing in like 50 years. Might as well start screaming “the redcoats are coming!” or “circle the wagons! Injun attack!”

  • Xscilune

    Lets open that third eye for them!

  • Xscilune

    Lets open that third eye for them!

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  • MAS

    Or to soften it a bit…Richard Cranium.

  • MAS

    Or to soften it a bit…Richard Cranium.

  • TED
  • TED
  • TED

    Isn’t that like saying the DEMOCRATS are coming? Everyone knows the campuses are full of leftists, that’s no secret.

  • TED

    Isn’t that like saying the DEMOCRATS are coming? Everyone knows the campuses are full of leftists, that’s no secret.

  • Bad_Mr_Frosty
  • Bad_Mr_Frosty
  • Azsteve53

    From the Russian revolution of 1917 to today, the entire far left strategy is based on deception and lies fed to seeple to enrage them and charge their emotions. The Missouri student racists need to be banned from campus and forbidden to return until they grow up and present an adult attitude,

  • Azsteve53

    From the Russian revolution of 1917 to today, the entire far left strategy is based on deception and lies fed to seeple to enrage them and charge their emotions. The Missouri student racists need to be banned from campus and forbidden to return until they grow up and present an adult attitude,

  • Augen

    Close it down. Discontinue football team. Cancel all scholarships. . .

  • Augen

    Close it down. Discontinue football team. Cancel all scholarships. . .

  • JeffersonSpinningInGrave

    Uh oh. Looks like dude visited the White House multiple times:

    http://freerepublic.com/focus/news/3358851/posts?page=27#27

  • JeffersonSpinningInGrave

    Uh oh. Looks like dude visited the White House multiple times:

    http://freerepublic.com/focus/news/3358851/posts?page=27#27

  • JeffersonSpinningInGrave

    A bit crude, but so damn true. Feel free to delete if this is too raunchy for the site.

  • JeffersonSpinningInGrave

    A bit crude, but so damn true. Feel free to delete if this is too raunchy for the site.

  • All that it would show them would be the insides of their lower colons ];>)}

  • All that it would show them would be the insides of their lower colons ];>)}

  • Payton Head was telling the truth about the slur. I did it. Mind you, I screamed it from down here in Pensacola, but I get loud. And I’ll do it again any time I see that little sugar britches, and since they all look alike I won’t have to wait long to scream it again.

  • Payton Head was telling the truth about the slur. I did it. Mind you, I screamed it from down here in Pensacola, but I get loud. And I’ll do it again any time I see that little sugar britches, and since they all look alike I won’t have to wait long to scream it again.

  • Maybe even some herbal viagra.

  • Maybe even some herbal viagra.

  • But not flakka… he’s not (yet) running around naked, growling, and trying to eat people’s faces!

  • But not flakka… he’s not (yet) running around naked, growling, and trying to eat people’s faces!

  • Appalled By The World

    🙂

  • Appalled By The World

    🙂

  • TED

    THAT WILL NEVER HASPPEN! If it did THEY wouldn’t be leftists anymore…

  • TED

    THAT WILL NEVER HASPPEN! If it did THEY wouldn’t be leftists anymore…

  • Jester
  • Jester
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