Have you fallen on hard times as a result of the Obama economy? Why not try traveling to Syria, then returning to the USA as a “refugee”? The taxpayer will set you right up:
At least not all of the colonists are terrorists. Some of them won’t become terrorists until later. Others never will, but will contribute to the growing Islamic subculture that will provide ISIS, al Qaeda, et al. a US base to strike from.
On a tip from Ben S.