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Dec 02 2015

Portraits in Moonbat Womanhood: Little Bear Schwarz

Hard as it may be to believe, Lena Dunham is not the most gut-wrenchingly repulsive female moonbat in existence. That title is held by one Little Bear Schwarz, who astonished her admirers by proclaiming that she is no longer “genderqueer” but has decided she is “cis,” a term perverts use to describe people who are not perverts:

We say this (hopefully) all the time in LGBTQ-inclusive feminist circles: gender is a spectrum, gender can be fluid, your identity is not a “phase,” and coming out as queer can be hard…

So in 2013, at 30, when I came out as genderqueer, I had the cis world breathing down my neck with words like “attention-seeking,” “delusional,” and “a cry for help.” But to counter that, I had the loving support of friends, communities, and online forums full of people going through the same thing. With marginalization comes the inevitable communion of its victims, bonding while licking their wounds — the art that emerges from pain. And I was honored to be part of it.

So what happens when, two years later, the pendulum swings in the opposite direction? …

After two years of publicly identifying as nonbinary, I now identify as, feel like, and am a cis woman. …

You may be thinking, “Oh, poor you. You’re cis. Yes, you have such a hard road ahead of you, what with the entire world being catered to the visibility of your identity.” And you’d be right. I now have an identity that people recognize, reference, and default to. I have cis privilege (boyfriend argues that my being a bearded lady negates that privilege, but I don’t feel so emboldened to assume so).

At least she makes up for being cis by luxuriating in bizarre guilt over her “privilege,” and by promising to ram moonbattery down other people’s throats:

When people misgender someone, I will still correct them.

When people say, “both genders,” I will say, “which two?”

When people mistake me for trans (I get taken for both trans woman, and trans man, interestingly), I will make sure my “no” is never, “UGH, NO!”

I will never claim “cis pride” when the world is proud enough of it for me.

When people insist that a joke isn’t transphobic, I will remind them that unless they’re the target, they don’t get to decide that.

When people use slurs…

Et cetera, ad nauseam.

Ready for a picture of Little Bear Schwarz?

Little-Bear-Schwarz

I wasn’t ready either.

It isn’t just America they are trying to fundamentally transform.

On a tip from Steve T.



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  • Eddie_Valiant

    Dammit, I knew those cloning experiments would lead to this…..

  • Eddie_Valiant

    Dammit, I knew those cloning experiments would lead to this…..

  • Cfindlay

    God, this was the first thing i unfortunately saw when i fired up the pad… does that make them cisters?

  • Cfindlay

    God, this was the first thing i unfortunately saw when i fired up the pad… does that make them cisters?

  • rex freeway

    I wonder if it will commit suicide when it realizes what it’s done. And the only support comes from freaks and kid touchers. I can only hope.

  • rex freeway

    I wonder if it will commit suicide when it realizes what it’s done. And the only support comes from freaks and kid touchers. I can only hope.

  • MrRightWingDave

    The phrase “ugly as an ape sippin’ vinegar” immediately came to mind.

  • David

    The phrase “ugly as an ape sippin’ vinegar” immediately came to mind.

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  • ThisObamaNation

    I believe the correct description or category that best describes her is bi-polar. Or as we say on the streets, bat shit crazy.

  • ThisObamaNation

    I believe the correct description or category that best describes her is bi-polar. Or as we say on the streets, bat shit crazy.

  • Jack

    Obscenity and abomination are the new American virtues.
    Caligula would be envious.

  • ouch!

    Wow . . . hairy cleavage.
    Photo of the ‘boyfriend’ anywhere?

    Boggles the mind.

  • ouch!

    Wow . . . hairy cleavage.
    Photo of the ‘boyfriend’ anywhere?

    Boggles the mind.

  • Ray Caruso

    That thing depicted above is the liberal ideal of American womanhood.

  • cecil11

    Be interesting to hear her views on the Bearded Lady.

  • cecil11

    Be interesting to hear her views on the Bearded Lady.

  • TED

    HOW very TRUE!!

  • TED

    YES, lets be CLEAR about THAT!!

  • TED

    HOW very TRUE!!

  • TED

    YES, lets be CLEAR about THAT!!

  • TED

    NAILED IT!!!

  • TED

    NAILED IT!!!

  • TED

    Finished that series, pretty good, I LIKED the ending!

  • TED

    Finished that series, pretty good, I LIKED the ending!

  • TED

    I see this toon is going to get worn out quickly…

  • TED

    I see this toon is going to get worn out quickly…

  • jayeS

    Dressing like that and looking like that gives new meaning to the “war on women.”

  • jayesouthworth

    Dressing like that and looking like that gives new meaning to the “war on women.”

  • jayeS

    FTR it is not a her and never will be! Just like Bruce Jenner, he’s a he who gets a boner.

  • jayesouthworth

    FTR it is not a her and never will be! Just like Bruce Jenner, he’s a he who gets a boner.

  • Hello, circus? I found your new freak. Please cone pick it up… no charge!

  • Hello, circus? I found your new freak. Please come pick it up… no charge!

  • Maus

    There needs to be a new gender protocol. When we’re discussing a literal “it”, that critter needs to declare whether it has, or does not have, a Y-chromosome. That is entirely germane. Truth in advertising, or self-disclosure… call it what you will. Regardless of what it declares itself to be, we need to know what its DNA contains. You know, clear the air and all.

  • JeffersonSpinningInGrave

    Poor trans people. They have so much to deal with. Now, it seems, that HIV is infecting them just because of who they are:

    http://news.yahoo.com/one-group-people-acquiring-hiv-204557712.html

    Quote: ” According to recent findings from the World Health Organization that analyzed data from 15 countries, transgender women are nearly 49 times more likely than the general population to contract HIV. This means that, just for being
    who they are, they are part of the population at highest risk for
    acquiring HIV.”

    The virus is out prowling around, just looking for an innocent trans to infect.

    Perhaps they could tell them how to avoid getting infected? Nah, that would be victim blaming. Instead, the virus needs to understand that it’s behavior is discriminating against people who shoot up and have unprotected anal sex.

  • Maus

    There needs to be a new gender protocol. When we’re discussing a literal “it”, that critter needs to declare whether it has, or does not have, a Y-chromosome. That is entirely germane. Truth in advertising, or self-disclosure… call it what you will. Regardless of what it declares itself to be, we need to know what its DNA contains. You know, clear the air and all.

  • JeffersonSpinningInGrave

    Poor trans people. They have so much to deal with. Now, it seems, that HIV is infecting them just because of who they are:

    http://news.yahoo.com/one-group-people-acquiring-hiv-204557712.html

    Quote: ” According to recent findings from the World Health Organization that analyzed data from 15 countries, transgender women are nearly 49 times more likely than the general population to contract HIV. This means that, just for being
    who they are, they are part of the population at highest risk for acquiring HIV.”

    So, the virus is out prowling around, just looking for an innocent trans to infect.

    Perhaps Yahoo News could tell them how to avoid getting infected? Nah, that would be victim blaming. Instead, the virus needs to understand that its behavior is discriminating against people who shoot up and have unprotected anal sex.

  • SerenityNow

    Dear mother of God, is there nothing left for us normal folks?

  • SerenityNow

    Dear mother of God, is there nothing left for us normal folks?

  • Jester

    WHAT… THE… F*CK… IS… THAT?!?

  • Jester

    WHAT… THE… F*CK… IS… THAT?!?

  • Torcer

    Pass the Eyebleach.. STAT!

  • Torcer

    Pass the Eyebleach.. STAT!

  • RKae

    I actually don’t know what’s going on. It says that it is “her” and “cis,” but wouldn’t that mean “born female”? But it looks male. Is it male?

    Someone educate me.

    I’m lost.

  • RKae

    I actually don’t know what’s going on. It says that it is “her” and “cis,” but wouldn’t that mean “born female”? But it looks male. Is it male?

    Someone educate me.

    I’m lost.

  • Musicmaven

    There are no words that can sufficiently describe what ever that is!
    That is what happened when they shut all those circus side shows. Back then you only had to see that if you paid a quarter and they thankfully hid behind the curtain.

  • Musicmaven

    There are no words that can sufficiently describe what ever that is!
    That is what happened when they shut all those circus side shows. Back then you only had to see that if you paid a quarter and they thankfully hid behind the curtain.

  • Spartan24708

    Just no words.

  • Spartan24708

    Just no words.

  • JeffersonSpinningInGrave

    It was the chest hair between the cleavage that did it for me. So wrong.

  • JeffersonSpinningInGrave

    It was the chest hair between the cleavage that did it for me. So wrong.

  • HarleyBobb

    I want the 60’s, 70’s and even the 80’s back!

  • HarleyBobb a Deplorable

    I want the 60’s, 70’s and even the 80’s back!

  • Spartan24708

    As someone with a hormone imbalance that can cause- among other horrors- excessive facial hair, this creature makes me want to vomit repeatedly.

  • Spartan24708

    As someone with a hormone imbalance that can cause- among other horrors- excessive facial hair, this creature makes me want to vomit repeatedly.

  • liz

    ehrmegehrd.

  • liz

    ehrmegehrd.

  • whotothewhat

    Somewhere there is an ISIS Jihadi John that would marry that? Whatever it is and make it a happy whatever.

  • whotothewhat

    Somewhere there is an ISIS Jihadi John that would marry that? Whatever it is and make it a happy whatever.

  • whotothewhat

    I second that motion, and a extra helping of 80’s for me though

  • whotothewhat

    I second that motion, and a extra helping of 80’s for me though

  • JoeMudd

    Why would anyone have their a$$ surgically implanted on their chest?

  • JoeMudd

    Why would anyone have their a$$ surgically implanted on their chest?

  • what?

  • sorry no, i want the 1850’s back. vigilante justice

  • It’s Pat!

  • http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/video/video.snl.com/SNL_0685_05_Its_Pat.png we used to laugh at people like this, once upon a time. On SNL of all places

  • octa bright

    It could be a decent looking woman or a reasonably looking man if it could accept one or the other. As it stands the poor thing is a pathetic freak. In all honesty I use the term it because I simply don’t know what sex it started out being. If it was born a hermaphrodite the surgeon should loses his or her medical license.

  • octa bright

    It could be a decent looking woman or a reasonably looking man if it could accept one or the other. As it stands the poor thing is a pathetic freak. In all honesty I use the term it because I simply don’t know what sex it started out being. If it was born a hermaphrodite the surgeon should loses his or her medical license.

  • Dammit, man – never do that again! One can NEVER be ready for that. Where’s the eye bleach?

  • Dammit, man – never do that again! One can NEVER be ready for that. Where’s the eye bleach?

  • on their shoulders….

  • on their shoulders….

  • kerri

    LMAO !

  • kerri

    LMAO !

  • Donna M

    Well here it is…
    This is some hard feed back for ya’, li’l bear…
    I hate to break it to ya’,
    I just don’t care!
    About who you are, what you are, what you say or what you think!
    In your biased, superimposed, prejudiced, overstated and underestimated value judgments…
    Your nothing but a li’l annoying “twit”!

  • Donna M

    Well here it is…
    This is some hard feed back for ya’, li’l bear…
    I hate to break it to ya’,
    I just don’t care!
    About who you are, what you are, what you say or what you think!
    In your biased, superimposed, prejudiced, overstated and underestimated value judgments…
    Your nothing but a li’l annoying “twit”!

  • Circa53

    The Circus is in Town..

  • Circa53

    The Circus is in Town..

  • JayMS

    Next time can we have an eyebleach warning?? that is going to give me nightmares.

  • Donna M

    Couldn’t agree more…
    Maybe some biological “creatures” should “not” pass on their DNA.

  • JayMS

    Next time can we have an eyebleach warning?? that is going to give me nightmares.

  • Donna M

    Couldn’t agree more…
    Maybe some biological “creatures” should “not” pass on their DNA.

  • Donna M

    One “sick” puppy!

  • Donna M

    One “sick” puppy!

  • Donna M

    By the way Li’l…
    You did use the correct “noun”…
    “slur”!
    Its in the “context” used, that you are in error…
    The appropriate usage…
    Actually applies to you…

  • Donna M

    By the way Li’l…
    You did use the correct “noun”…
    “slur”!
    Its in the “context” used, that you are in error…
    The appropriate usage…
    Actually applies to you…

  • Giorgio Palmas

    Tattoo “Fuck Allah!” on its forehead in Arabic and drop it in an ISIS camp. I will wait for a cool video out of this.

  • Giorgio Palmas

    Tattoo “Fuck Allah!” on its forehead in Arabic and drop it in an ISIS camp. I will wait for a cool video out of this.

  • Giorgio Palmas

    Rinse, repeat.

  • Giorgio Palmas

    Rinse, repeat.

  • Pork_Soda

    Oy….

  • Pork_Soda

    Oy….

  • Pork_Soda

    A…L…O…T…

  • Pork_Soda

    A…L…O…T…

  • I’d shoot the “thing” simply out of GP!

  • I’d shoot the “thing” simply out of GP!

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  • dave

    nice tits, dude

  • dave

    nice tits, dude

  • Ron

    Is it really possible to be an ugly man and woman?

  • Ron

    Is it really possible to be an ugly man and woman?

  • kerri

    LOL…I did !

  • kerri

    LOL…I did !

  • kerri

    That too !

  • kerri

    That too !

  • LittleBear Schwarz

    So hey, I’m the woman in question here.
    There’s really nothing I can say to address that many (ok, all) of you find me repulsive and ugly and a freak (FTR, I’m part of circus sideshow Wreckless Freeks, so good guess!).
    But I can correct you on some facts which you seem to have confused:
    I’m a cis woman, by which I mean, I have a vagina, and have always had a vagina and I identify as a woman.
    I’ve never taken male hormones. i have an endocrine condition called “Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome” which allows me to grow facial & body hair unassisted. And while I’m treating the medical condition, I’m choosing to not “treat” the cosmetic part of it. So, yes, I’m a bearded lady. there’s your answer.
    Continue hating. it’s all good – my partners, fans, and freeks think i’m the bee’s knees.
    But now you can do so with the facts.
    Have a a nice day.

  • LittleBear Schwarz

    So hey, I’m the woman in question here.
    There’s really nothing I can say to address that many (ok, all) of you find me repulsive and ugly and a freak (FTR, I’m part of circus sideshow Wreckless Freeks, so good guess!).
    But I can correct you on some facts which you seem to have confused:
    I’m a cis woman, by which I mean, I have a vagina, and have always had a vagina and I identify as a woman.
    I’ve never taken male hormones. i have an endocrine condition called “Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome” which allows me to grow facial & body hair unassisted. And while I’m treating the medical condition, I’m choosing to not “treat” the cosmetic part of it. So, yes, I’m a bearded lady. there’s your answer.
    Continue hating. it’s all good – my partners, fans, and freeks think i’m the bee’s knees.
    But now you can do so with the facts.
    Have a a nice day.

  • Jillian Pierce

    Just wanted to say to the author of this “article,” you are the ugly one. You know nothing about Little Bear, and you have no right to be so awful. You truly need to find a different hobby, as it’s obvious that comedy and writing are not your forte. You obviously are a misogynistic pig, but also ignorant, afraid of anything different, and I’d wager the whole reason you chose to go off about LB is that you are an insecure, sniveling little asshole with a small dick and a big ego. So, here’s a giant FUCK YOU to you and all of your pencil-dick minions. Sincerely, an avid admirer of Little Bear, the lovely, graceful, beautiful bearded Lady.

  • Jillian Pierce

    Just wanted to say to the author of this “article,” you are the ugly one. You know nothing about Little Bear, and you have no right to be so awful. You truly need to find a different hobby, as it’s obvious that comedy and writing are not your forte. You obviously are a misogynistic pig, but also ignorant, afraid of anything different, and I’d wager the whole reason you chose to go off about LB is that you are an insecure, sniveling little asshole with a small dick and a big ego. So, here’s a giant FUCK YOU to you and all of your pencil-dick minions. Sincerely, an avid admirer of Little Bear, the lovely, graceful, beautiful bearded Lady.

  • Cassandra Tester

    Cis means you were born a gender and identify as that gender. LB was born female, identifies female, and is 100% female. I fact the reason she has “excessive” hair growth is due to her being female. (c’mon people we have the internet at our fingertips nearly 24/7. You couldn’t do a simple Google search of “what does it mean to be cis”?).
    She has a medical condition called Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome” which allows her to grow facial & body hair unassisted.
    She is doing smart is needed medically to stay healthy, however she loves herself as is, beard and all. Thus cosmetically she CHOOSES not to shave. Yes, she can, however, it’s heckled define who she is as a PERSON. She is swimming in confidence and self love, which is much more than I can sassy about most off the world.
    She has friends and family, and even fans who love her for who she is. Just because she’s not what you were taught defines a man or a woman, does not make her any less of a woman.
    She’s a beautiful soul, and it saddens me that people (not saying you, though the hormones got me to want to talk) have to try and decide “what to do with” her, just because she’s not that of the “norm”.

  • Cassandra Tester

    Cis means you were born a gender and identify as that gender. LB was born female, identifies female, and is 100% female. I fact the reason she has “excessive” hair growth is due to her being female. (c’mon people we have the internet at our fingertips nearly 24/7. You couldn’t do a simple Google search of “what does it mean to be cis”?).
    She has a medical condition called Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome” which allows her to grow facial & body hair unassisted.
    She is doing smart is needed medically to stay healthy, however she loves herself as is, beard and all. Thus cosmetically she CHOOSES not to shave. Yes, she can, however, it’s heckled define who she is as a PERSON. She is swimming in confidence and self love, which is much more than I can sassy about most off the world.
    She has friends and family, and even fans who love her for who she is. Just because she’s not what you were taught defines a man or a woman, does not make her any less of a woman.
    She’s a beautiful soul, and it saddens me that people (not saying you, though the hormones got me to want to talk) have to try and decide “what to do with” her, just because she’s not that of the “norm”.

  • Annie Laura

    I feel the need to jump in and explain, even though I’ve seen it explained many times before. It seems like it’s just not sticking with some folks.

    There is a condition where tiny cysts grow on a woman’s ovaries. You are born with this condition. The cysts mess with your hormones and it causes the growth of facial hair. You can NO IDEA how many women have facial hair. Thousands of women are affected by it. Why do you think there are products geared toward women removing “unwanted facial hair?” Because plenty of women have facial hair!! And because of these kinds of comments, they live in fear and shame every day of their lives. They fear getting kissed or touched in certain places because of the prickles from shaving, or they are plagued by unsightly acne from plucking or waxing. You have no idea how much work it involves to remove and cover up this secret. THE ONLY THING this woman is doing is simply not removing the hair. All she did was stop hiding.

  • Annie Laura

    I feel the need to jump in and explain, even though I’ve seen it explained many times before. It seems like it’s just not sticking with some folks.

    There is a condition where tiny cysts grow on a woman’s ovaries. You are born with this condition. The cysts mess with your hormones and it causes the growth of facial hair. You can NO IDEA how many women have facial hair. Thousands of women are affected by it. Why do you think there are products geared toward women removing “unwanted facial hair?” Because plenty of women have facial hair!! And because of these kinds of comments, they live in fear and shame every day of their lives. They fear getting kissed or touched in certain places because of the prickles from shaving, or they are plagued by unsightly acne from plucking or waxing. You have no idea how much work it involves to remove and cover up this secret. THE ONLY THING this woman is doing is simply not removing the hair. All she did was stop hiding.

  • Wednesday Weiss

    What literally is even your point? At its best, this is just the most pointless article in the world. Who gave you a platform?

  • Wendy Weiss

    What literally is even your point? At its best, this is just the most pointless article in the world. Who gave you a platform?

  • Pork_Soda

    It has the same effect on me!

  • Pork_Soda

    It has the same effect on me!

  • Nurquelle

    Seeing these comments has made me incredibly sad. This woman, and yes she is a woman for those of you who have been questioning it, have an endocrinol disorder called PCOS. For those of you who are to ignorant to understand, one of the many many symptoms is excessive hair growth and due to high testosterone the face and chest are usually affected. I too have PCOS and yes, I grow a beard. A full on man beard which i shave off twice a day. Unlike Bear, I don’t have the inner strength to not shave. I am terrified of what uneducated asshats like you would say. I’m terrified of the abuse I would receive for not looking like a ‘normal’ woman. Bear is incredibly brave and is someone I look up to. She’s amazing and this article is bullshit. You ought to be ashamed

  • Nurquelle

    Seeing these comments has made me incredibly sad. This woman, and yes she is a woman for those of you who have been questioning it, have an endocrinol disorder called PCOS. For those of you who are to ignorant to understand, one of the many many symptoms is excessive hair growth and due to high testosterone the face and chest are usually affected. I too have PCOS and yes, I grow a beard. A full on man beard which i shave off twice a day. Unlike Bear, I don’t have the inner strength to not shave. I am terrified of what uneducated asshats like you would say. I’m terrified of the abuse I would receive for not looking like a ‘normal’ woman. Bear is incredibly brave and is someone I look up to. She’s amazing and this article is bullshit. You ought to be ashamed

  • Gypsy Lavery

    Ugh…..I broke my “never read the comments” rule….
    you judgemental asshats. You have no idea who this tough and amazing woman is and yet you choose to vilify her? On looks???
    So your beer babies, paunches, bald spots, ED, poor fashion sense, back hair, nose goblins and all are fine but women in your world must conform
    to all manner of stereotypical ideals? I hope
    the people in your life can see you for the wreckage you are and leave you to wallow in your own mental filth.

  • Gypsy Lavery

    Ugh…..I broke my “never read the comments” rule….
    you judgemental asshats. You have no idea who this tough and amazing woman is and yet you choose to vilify her? On looks???
    So your beer babies, paunches, bald spots, ED, poor fashion sense, back hair, nose goblins and all are fine but women in your world must conform
    to all manner of stereotypical ideals? I hope
    the people in your life can see you for the wreckage you are and leave you to wallow in your own mental filth.

  • rex freeway

    And Obama is an American, 2+2=7 and Bruce Jenner is a Woman.

  • rex freeway

    And Obama is an American, 2+2=7 and Bruce Jenner is a Woman.

  • rex freeway

    RIGHT ON!

  • rex freeway

    RIGHT ON!

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