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Dec 04 2015

Welfare Policy in the Animal World

One difference between the ideological world of moral vanity that moonbats live in and reality is that reality works in accordance with universal principles that apply everywhere, both to people and to the animal world:

What’s been reported as a gray fox squirrel has jumped from trees and scampered into classrooms and garages to attack a total of eight people in northwest Novato [California] in past weeks, and the Marin Humane Society is on the hunt to find the perpetrator before more attacks ensue. …

The biting and scratching attacks began three weeks ago when a squirrel reportedly leapt from a tree and onto a man’s head as he did yard work on Nov. 13. He was treated at Novato Community Hospital for his injuries. In another attack five days later, a squirrel entered a classroom at Pleasant Valley Elementary School on Sutro Avenue and attacked a student. As a teacher attempted to flee from the room, she too was attacked, according to the humane society officials.

Because the attacks have all taken place between Sutro Avenue and Vineyard Road, a single squirrel — likely hand-raised, and conditioned to feel comfortable around humans — is believed to be responsible.

“This is one of those stories that’s hard for us to hear,” said Alison Hermance, director of communications at WildCare in San Rafael. “It’s a situation the squirrel has no doubt been fed by people and has been encouraged to get close to people. When he doesn’t get what he wants — he attacks.”

Becoming accustomed to handouts has a similar effect on humans, possibly explaining why our inner cities are no longer safe.

do-not-feed-the-wildlife-sign
Other downsides of welfare.

On a tip from Lyle.



  • cecil11

    Don’t feed the bears.!!! Period.

    H. Avenger

  • cecil11

    Don’t feed the bears.!!! Period.

    H. Avenger

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  • Xavier

    There’s a lesson in there but what’s the use? We already know it and they’re incapable of learning it.

  • Xavier

    Grab it by the tail and sling it against the wall. Scale up as required.

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  • Rotohammer

    From the article:

    “It’s unusual,” she said.”It’s not something typical at all and not
    something people need to worry about — aggressive squirrels running
    around Marin County.”

  • Rotohammer

    From the article:

    “It’s unusual,” she said.”It’s not something typical at all and not
    something people need to worry about — aggressive squirrels running
    around Marin County.”

  • SNuss

    Fox squirrels are red, not grey. If you can’t identify the source of the problem, how can you fix it?
    BTW, there are a lot of aggressive two-legged “squirrels” out there, because they expect handouts, and react badly when their demands are not met.

  • SNuss

    Fox squirrels are red, not grey. If you can’t identify the source of the problem, how can you fix it?
    BTW, there are a lot of aggressive two-legged “squirrels” out there, because they expect handouts, and react badly when their demands are not met.

  • Bill T

    The Mississippi Squirrel must have moved to California.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K16fG1sDagU

  • Bill T

    The Mississippi Squirrel must have moved to California.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K16fG1sDagU

  • Bill T

    Will this be another gift from Syria?
    Flesh-Eating Bug On The Rise In Syria
    http://news.yahoo.com/flesh-eating-bug-on-the-rise-in-syria-caused-by-094027263.html

  • Bill T

    Will this be another gift from Syria?
    Flesh-Eating Bug On The Rise In Syria
    http://news.yahoo.com/flesh-eating-bug-on-the-rise-in-syria-caused-by-094027263.html

  • Pork_Soda

    It happened in Marin huh? Very fitting,,,,

  • Pork_Soda

    It happened in Marin huh? Very fitting,,,,

  • Don’t feed the strays. That’s what I’ve heard in regards to animals and humans. Words to live by.

  • Don’t feed the strays. That’s what I’ve heard in regards to animals and humans. Words to live by.

  • Gene

    When this happens and a squirrel attacks, there are several effect actions that can be taken to solve the problem.

    1. Grasp the squirrel’s body firmly in one hand, grab its head with the other and twist quickly. When the squirrel goes limp, stop twisting and dispose of the squirrel in nearest garbage can. (Try to use gloves if possible.)

    2. Grab a large rock and smash the squirrel with it. Repeat until flat. Use a shovel to dispose of the squirrel in nearest garbage can. (The shovel can also be used in place of the rock.)

    3. Grab a baseball bat and smash the squirrel with it. Repeat until the squirrel stops twitching. (You probably won’t be able to get the squirrel as flat as you could with a large rock, so just stop when the twitching stops.) Use a shovel to dispose of the squirrel in nearest garbage can. (The shovel can also be used in place of the bat).

    4. Shoot the squirrel with a gun. Use a shovel to dispose of the squirrel in nearest garbage can. (Note: If you use a large gauge shotgun to shoot the squirrel, disposal may not be necessary, however it is suggested that you clean up using a garden hose.)

    5. Grab a nearby liberal and smash the squirrel with it. (The liberal can be identified by the fact that he/she will be telling you not to hurt the squirrel because its your fault that the squirrel is biting you. Use a liberal politician if possible, as this will be better for society.) Repeat until flat. Use a shovel to dispose of both the squirrel and the liberal in the nearest garbage can.

    There may be other methods that can be used to solve a squirrel attack, but these have been tested and proved. Good luck.

  • Gene

    When this happens and a squirrel attacks, there are several effect actions that can be taken to solve the problem.

    1. Grasp the squirrel’s body firmly in one hand, grab its head with the other and twist quickly. When the squirrel goes limp, stop twisting and dispose of the squirrel in nearest garbage can. (Try to use gloves if possible.)

    2. Grab a large rock and smash the squirrel with it. Repeat until flat. Use a shovel to dispose of the squirrel in nearest garbage can. (The shovel can also be used in place of the rock.)

    3. Grab a baseball bat and smash the squirrel with it. Repeat until the squirrel stops twitching. (You probably won’t be able to get the squirrel as flat as you could with a large rock, so just stop when the twitching stops.) Use a shovel to dispose of the squirrel in nearest garbage can. (The shovel can also be used in place of the bat).

    4. Shoot the squirrel with a gun. Use a shovel to dispose of the squirrel in nearest garbage can. (Note: If you use a large gauge shotgun to shoot the squirrel, disposal may not be necessary, however it is suggested that you clean up using a garden hose.)

    5. Grab a nearby liberal and smash the squirrel with it. (The liberal can be identified by the fact that he/she will be telling you not to hurt the squirrel because its your fault that the squirrel is biting you. Use a liberal politician if possible, as this will be better for society.) Repeat until flat. Use a shovel to dispose of both the squirrel and the liberal in the nearest garbage can.

    There may be other methods that can be used to solve a squirrel attack, but these have been tested and proved. Good luck.

  • raised a few

    Other than being stupid,give the squirrel an egg shell(or calcium pill) to chew on.This is what they do when they lack calcium.It doesn’t have to be one that was fed by humans to do this.They all do this in moonbat areas (no littering)where they can’t find old egg shell to gnaw on.

  • raised a few

    Other than being stupid,give the squirrel an egg shell(or calcium pill) to chew on.This is what they do when they lack calcium.It doesn’t have to be one that was fed by humans to do this.They all do this in moonbat areas (no littering)where they can’t find old egg shell to gnaw on.

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