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Jan 28 2016

World Ended Yesterday

According to the trusted (by somebody, I guess) Al Gore, the world ended yesterday:

Gore told his supporters a decade ago that the world had until 27th January 2016 to end its addiction to fossil fuels or the it would come to an end.…

The claim was part of the marketing campaign for his hit documentary “An Inconvenient Truth”, which he maintains was not a cheap attempt to make money off the green frenzy. Although, by sheer coincidence, it did make him a pile of cash.

Hopefully you didn’t spend your last penny yesterday, believing you would no longer need money. We already knew that Prince Albert is full of it. Watts Up With That gives 10 reasons:

1. Satellite data says that Earth hasn’t warmed in nearly 20 years.

2. Predictions that climate change — the rebranding of “global warming” when it turned out that predicted warming wasn’t happening — would cause catastrophic weather damage haven’t panned out.

3. Despite all the self-congratulatory international conferences and pseudo-agreements, the world has done nothing to “fight global warming.”

4. In the mid- to late-2000s, Gore repeatedly predicted that an ice-free Arctic Ocean was coming in 2014. But as usual, his fortune-telling was wrong.

5. Gore’s movie, An Inconvenient Truth, which somehow won an Oscar, was found by a British judge to contain nine errors.

6. There [are] more Polar Bears now than ever.

7. Mr. Gore said in his movie that there would be a “shutting down of the ocean conveyor”. [If anything, it is speeding up.]

8. Mr. Gore claimed in his movie (citing hurricane Katrina) that “hurricanes are getting stronger due to global warming”. […Yet] there [have] been no strong Cat4 or Cat5 hurricanes that have impacted the USA since hurricane Wilma in October of 2005, spanning at entire decade.

9. Mr. Gore said in his movie that the snows of Kilmanjaro was disappearing due to global warming. […I]t is actually due to clear-cutting of the forests around the mountain, resulting in lower evapotranspiration, putting less water vapor into upslope winds, which allows the icecap to sublimate due to lack of replenishment.

10. For his “Climate Reality Project” Al Gore made a “Climate 101” video with [fellow moonbat charlatan] Bill Nye claiming to “prove” that CO2 causes warming. The experiment was so inept, and so poorly designed, that they had to resort to faking the results in post production.

Click through for details.

Cult leaders, learn from The Goracle’s example. If you are going to predict the end of the world, set the date of the apocalypse far enough in the future so that you are not around to be laughed at when it doesn’t happen.

Whew, we made it through Al Goremageddon.

On tips from Torcer.

  • Giorgio Palmas

    None of these Profiteers of Doom are held accountable when their predictions don’t come to pass. The gasbag Goracle, Paul Ehrlich and oh, thanks for the Zika virus Rachel Carson! Also 50 million dead humans by banning DDT!

  • Giorgio Palmas

    Perhaps the Zika virus is a Shrillary plot to create a next generation of pinheads to insure a permanent voting bloc.

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  • Lash LaRue

    Gore invented the internet too or so he claimed but the DoD and Xerox beat him long before he ever heard of it. He probably solved the Enigma machine instead of Turing. Alas, this horse’s behind is not alone – the future King of what used to be the “Great” Britain thought the planet would have come to an end by 2012.

  • Donna M

    Is he still livin’ on the Pacific Coast, hanging off the edge of a cliff over the ocean?
    Hey, is he still making his vast wealth even larger, by making it the ol’ fashioned way, through Capitalism?
    …and is he still the the same well fed, progladite moonbatty, flatulantly foul, FAT!, lying, idiotic slob, that we have all come to know and love?
    Well let me know, when he spontaneously, self combusts, today!

  • Donna M

    …and the “@sstec” calender, too…

  • Donna M

    …and the “harmonic” planetary alignment of Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn,…

  • Python

    I’m not sure who has made the most failed prophecies Gore or Tim Flannery. It truly beggers the mind that anyone would still listen to their vacuous oral diarrhea.

  • Jester

    I hear the sound of crickets chirping loudly from the lamestream media….

  • 762×51

    And yet, somehow, Progressives are beginning to mention his name as a fallback should a miracle happen and Hillary Clinton be prosecuted for her crimes. Further proof of the moral and intellectual bankruptcy of the cultural Marxists.

  • marcus tullius cicero

    …Fits Al Gore like a glove……

  • 762×51

    Charles will never be king, he will never sit in King Edwards Chair. If Elizabeth II has to live to be 250, she will never allow him to ascend the throne. She knows he is a nutjob and would bring shame upon the House of Windsor. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge will be her successor.

  • Momster

    You should have blurred the facial features of that Democratic voter. While you’re at it, blur Hillary’s, too.

  • bobdog19006

    Dam you, mother nature!

  • Jim

    The “world” ended yesterday? I must have missed it – again. I know, pay more attention to the wackos.

  • NotKennedy

    How long has it been since that jerk got laid by anyone who took him seriously? Hell, Michael Moore probably did better than DumbAssAl.

  • RKae

    “We accept her! One of us! We accept her! One of us! Gooble, gobble, gooble, gobble!”

    I’d better not go to bed now. It wouldn’t be a good sleep.

  • Maurice Miner

    Giorgio, unfortunately we are now required to analyse whether Carson’s “Silent Spring” has been a good thing, or a bad thing.

    Accepting for the moment that the knee-jerk reaction to her book (and almost immediate banning of DDT) has led to 50m deaths from malaria in sub-Saharan Africa, is is not the case that Europe is indeed now fortunate that there are so many less invaders who were born from 1962 onwards?

    I know, I know, it’s a terrible thing to say, but DDT is demonstrably a totally safe mosquito inhibitor, apart from some species-specific thinning of avian egg shells.

    The Left has many, many deaths to be accountable for.

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  • Maurice Miner

    Well done, TED, all of these images trawled at great endeavour from the Interwebs.

    Sadly, I can perceive a future where you will be guilty of a hate-crime for doing this. It will not be a too distant future, either.

    Take care.

  • Momster

    It is impossible to hold them accountable for anything. They shrug their shoulders, call you ignorant and anti-science, racist, sexist, homophobic, islamophobic. Whatever. Anything to change the subject from their utter failure with disastrous, deadly outcome.

  • Ol’ Uncle Lar

    Ol’ Al looks like he could use an industrial strength laxative.

  • bobdog19006

    I thought I was the only one who thought that.

    To think that man was almost our 43rd president. The mind retches.

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  • TED

    I imagine they will get the cartoonists first, I might be collateral damage?? 😎

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