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Jan 29 2016

Please Help Save Florida Before It Sinks

According to progressive dogma, insufficient taxation and regulation produce global warming, which melts ice and causes the sea to rise. Also we now learn, it is also causing Florida to sink.

Please send unused Styrofoam as well as empty water jugs to Florida to help buoy up the state before it literally sinks.

At least Florida isn’t tipping over, like congresscritter Hank Johnson (D-GA) worries Guam will do if we station too many troops there.

Via Twitchy, on a tip from Torcer.



  • S_O_T_A

    Are they still trotting out that 97% lie? Why don’t they just go with 1097% instead, since it’s only marginally less accurate?

  • S_O_T_A

    Are they still trotting out that 97% lie? Why don’t they just go with 1097% instead, since it’s only marginally less accurate?

  • Artfuldgr

    Florida is an interesting example given the coral underbed and the fact that its drained fresh water at a tiny rate sloping very gently for miles and miles to the sea. such a thing took millinea to create

  • Artfuldgr

    Florida is an interesting example given the coral underbed and the fact that its drained fresh water at a tiny rate sloping very gently for miles and miles to the sea. such a thing took millinea to create

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  • coyote

    six million per cent oy vey

  • coyote

    six million per cent oy vey

  • Sauer Thirtyeight

    People who live inland seen genuinely unaware that sea level is not rising.

    I have property right on the water’s edge in Massachusetts, and I’ve been watching sea level closely since the late 1960s. In fifty years, it’s come no closer to being underwater. (Good thing too, because even if it ends up underwater, I’ll still have to pay property taxes on it.)

    Now of course Massachusetts isn’t Florida, but it’s the same North Atlantic

  • Sauer Thirtyeight

    People who live inland seen genuinely unaware that sea level is not rising.

    I have property right on the water’s edge in Massachusetts, and I’ve been watching sea level closely since the late 1960s. In fifty years, it’s come no closer to being underwater. (Good thing too, because even if it ends up underwater, I’ll still have to pay property taxes on it.)

    Now of course Massachusetts isn’t Florida, but it’s the same North Atlantic

  • Appalled By The World

    The only thing sinking is the IQ of Progs. They get dumber by the day.

  • Appalled By The World

    The only thing sinking is the IQ of Progs. They get dumber by the day.

  • Bless his heart

    In the last 30,000 years or so, the sea level around Florida has been about 100 feet lower and 200 feet higher.

    What caused that? Martian SUV’s?

  • Bless his heart

    In the last 30,000 years or so, the sea level around Florida has been about 100 feet lower and 200 feet higher.

    What caused that? Martian SUV’s?

  • TED
  • TED

    BINGO!!

  • TED
  • TED

    BINGO!!

  • TED

    A side effect of GROUP THINK.

  • TED

    A side effect of GROUP THINK.

  • Giorgio Palmas

    Didn’t congressman Hank Johnson(D-GA) fear that Guam was going to tip over because of too many soldiers stationed there?

  • Giorgio Palmas

    Didn’t congressman Hank Johnson(D-GA) fear that Guam was going to tip over because of too many soldiers stationed there?

  • Appalled By The World

    They seem to find unending wisdom there, don’t they?

  • Appalled By The World

    They seem to find unending wisdom there, don’t they?

  • TED

    They think the air is better there, snack bar, I’ll quit THERE!

  • TED

    They think the air is better there, snack bar, I’ll quit THERE!

  • Appalled By The World

    Yes indeed!

  • Appalled By The World

    Yes indeed!

  • chuck_in_st_paul

    ..

  • chuck_in_st_paul

    ..

  • chuck_in_st_paul

    “Rubio won’t acknowledge that climate change is real” Same tired old strawman argument. No one denies the climate changes. AGW has yet to be proven. I’d list the hundreds of climate facts and examples of the fake data, cherry picked data, and other lies but you all have already seen it.

    I just hope the day of reckoning happens while I’m still alive to see it.

  • chuck_in_st_paul

    “Rubio won’t acknowledge that climate change is real” Same tired old strawman argument. No one denies the climate changes. AGW has yet to be proven. I’d list the hundreds of climate facts and examples of the fake data, cherry picked data, and other lies but you all have already seen it.

    I just hope the day of reckoning happens while I’m still alive to see it.

  • The Spider

    Yes, Florida is sinking- its because of all the Haitians, Cubans, Yankees, and New York Jews who live in Miami. They are causing the whole state to slip under the Gulf of Mexico. All the gators, snakes and black people are moving up out of the everglades and soon no white person will be safe. Next Stop: Atlanta! (sarcasm)

  • The Spider

    Yes, Florida is sinking- its because of all the Haitians, Cubans, Yankees, and New York Jews who live in Miami. They are causing the whole state to slip under the Gulf of Mexico. All the gators, snakes and black people are moving up out of the everglades and soon no white person will be safe. Next Stop: Atlanta! (sarcasm)

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