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Feb 23 2016

Triggered All the Time

Life isn’t easy for self-absorbed snowflakes. No wonder they turn to P.C. fascism in despair. People like Rachel are triggered all the time:

If you see Rachel, head the other way fast. Anything you might say to her and even just existing in her presence are triggers and therefore thought crimes.

On a tip from Bodhisattva. Hat tip: Chicks on the Right.



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  • Momster

    OK, ok. I tried to watch this all the way through and I just couldn’t do it!

    She is triggered by EVERYTHING. (I will not make a firearm reference. I will not make a firearm reference, I will not make a firearm reference.)

    She is triggered when she tries to haul her enormous bulk out of bed. She is triggered when she tries to fit into the bathtub. She is triggered when she can’t pull her size 16 panties up over her clammy, naked butt. She is triggered when she tries to zip her Omar the Tentmaker designer jeans. She is triggered when she can’t bend over her bellies to tie her shoes.

    She is triggered that everyone else is not as fat, ugly, and stupid as she is.

    OK, I will try again to watch the whole thing.

  • What a disgusting food blister.

  • Brown Bear Mike

    Shouldn’t she be carrying a gun, if she’s triggered all the time?

    (Yeah, i know. SOMEONE had to say it.)

  • George Lortz

    What a damn waste of bandwidth.

  • Chocolate&Cheese

    I want to plop down across from this special snowflake on a public transport vehicle and manspread from here to Centari.

  • Cameraman

    Did She Say she was Triggered or Weight as much as Trigger? Made it to 1″26 in the Vid, Man she’s got more Chins than a Chinese Phone Book!! She’s not a Snow Flake She’s a Snow Drift!!!

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  • Henry

    It’s called Zyprexa… get some.

  • johnnosk

    I thought that it was unwise to allow the mentally unstable access to firearms!

  • johnnosk

    “She’s not a Snow Flake She’s a Snow Drift!!!”

    …And the zinger of the week goes to…

  • Chocolate&Cheese

    Never heard of chicksontheright. Thanks for the intro.

  • sandyaz

    Is she looking to qualify for a disability claim? Sounds like it. Doesn’t even make a good agoraphobic.

  • Speed Gibson

    Amazing how wearing black makes you look thinner.

  • concern00

    Wow great coping skills. Mum and dad (oops trigger warning) must be proud.

  • Turbo

    “You’re not you when you’re hungry”, big fella- have another Snickers bar.

  • johnnosk

    I think that she’s had too many Snickers bars… Unless she has a peanut allergy, then she’s just a legume-phobic!

  • ScarletPimpernel

    My problems seem very small after watching this.

  • stupid uses youtube.

  • bkhuna

    Roy Rogers should put this Trigger down.

  • Deborah Hendrickson

    ❝my .friend’s mate Is getting 98$. HOURLY. on the internet.”….two days ago new McLaren. F1 bought after earning 18,512$,,,this was my previous month’s paycheck ,and-a little over, 17k$ Last month .,3-5 h/r of work a days ..with extra open doors & weekly. paychecks.. it’s realy the easiest work I have ever Do.. I Joined This 7 months ago and now making over 87$, p/h.Learn. More right Here!!b422➤➤➤➤➤ http://GlobalSuperEmploymentVacanciesReportsFree/GetPaid/98$hourly…. .❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:::::!!b422……

  • Mike P

    Liberalism is a mental disorder.

  • Ed. G. Mann

    She’s the proximate, precipitate cause of Third World food shortage.

  • bobdog19006

    If you see Rachel, step out of her path, or serious injury or even death may result.

  • Momster

    Snowdrift—frickin hilarious!

  • Momster

    I vote for Cameraman!!

  • Momster

    There you go–you triggered her again.

  • Son of Uncle Sam

    Wow 1:26 min I only made it to 1:03, you have a stronger stomach then I do!!

  • william mckinley

    It’s just not black enough.

  • william mckinley

    Her most important trigger is the nearest Big Mac.

  • Paladin

    What a miserable outlook she has!

  • Spartan24708

    What a freaking mess- listen honey there is only one way to get out of your situation- eat less and exercise more. If you one of the 15% of people with a legitimate medical condition that causes weight gain then get appropriate treatment (not an herbal supplement or reiki treatment). I couldn’t get past the first few minutes, look the world doesn’t owe you jack, your a (very) big girl now get control of your life.

  • BillyBob Bob

    Fat, tattooed and stupid is no way to go through life.

  • Donna M

    Woweeeeee!
    Seek help, IMMEDIATELY!
    …the vent of racing thoughts, blathering!
    There is clinical, surgical, therapy and meds for this!

  • jeffsmessydesk

    Snow plow?

  • TED

    OMG!! I’ve seen SO many of these!! Her main trigger is ANYTYHING she can throw in her mouth then PUKE out this unicorn fart BS !!! THESE ARE damaged people, Prime pickens for the LEFT! The mind of a three year old on CRACK.

  • TED

    There is so much PROOF, this bimbo is prime!!

  • TED

    You should see her “LIFE’S PARTNER”…

  • TED

    Especially any brain dead leftist! Wait for the flash… 😎

  • Mr. Freemarket

    Both Hillary and Huma are taken. Chelsea might be available.

  • 762×51

    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son – oops, daughter, or whatever it might be.

  • 762×51

    Like a fat kid on a cupcake.

  • 762×51

    It has already been stuffed.

  • 762×51

    Good lord, loaded chamber indicator is up so the weapon is loaded. At least the hammer isn’t cocked.

  • 762×51

    That’s what her boyfriend does to her.

  • TED

    YET, she’ll do that to get more light….

  • Terry Smith

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  • rex freeway

    45 seconds is all i could do. My Wife has a friend like this. She informed my wife that she could not come over anymore because there is a sign on the end of the street that says “dead end”. True story.

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