Only a very hardcore moonbat could be allergic to the Statue of Liberty:
Winnifred Dwyer — who suffers from a number of ailments — says her bosses at FJC Security Services have threatened to fire her if she doesn’t show up for work at Lady Liberty.
She is asking a judge to stop the transfer and has filed a $10 million discrimination lawsuit in Brooklyn federal court.
Dwyer “has a documented history of disabilities” including a paralyzed trigger finger caused by an on-the-job injury, tumors near her vocal cords, and “an allergy to certain substances in the air which trigger her throat to close such that she requires hospitalization and intubation,” her suit says.
Having to work near the Statue of Liberty would allegedly place her at risk of having allergy attacks with no nearby medical facilities.
Fortunately, she will be able to build her own personal hospital with all her free money if she comes up lucky in our system of jackpot justice.
On a tip from Jester.