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Mar 02 2016

Christie’s Latest Subservient Bromance Not Off to Auspicious Start

The bigger they are, the harder they fall. Look what Chris “Krispy Kreme” Christie has reduced himself to:

This one is from moonbat Ronan Farrow, but funny is funny — especially with the music:

Another musical take:

Not long ago, Christie astutely observed that Trump’s conspicuously defective character makes him unfit for the highest office. Then, after endorsing Trump but before the horror of what he had done had sunk in,

Christie smiled. He clapped. He called him, deferentially, Mr. Trump. He fawningly declared that Trump’s candidacy was “not a campaign. It’s a movement.” He enthused about the billionaire’s Super Tuesday victories, calling them “important for our country.”

Even his treacherous suck-up to Obama during the 2012 election to get Sandy funds was less piteous.

There have already been consequences for Christie’s public stature:

Six New Jersey newspapers issued a joint editorial Tuesday calling on Gov. Chris Christie to resign in the wake of his failed presidential campaign and his subsequent endorsement of rival Donald Trump.

Manchester’s locally influential Union Leader endorsed Christie before the New Hampshire primary. In response to Krispy Kreme’s endorsement of Drumpf, it published an above-the-fold, front page editorial apologizing for the mistake:

From the humble apology:

Watching Christie kiss the Donald’s ring this weekend — and make excuses for the man Christie himself had said was unfit for the presidency — demonstrated how wrong we were. Rather than standing up to the bully, Christie bent his knee. In doing so, he rejected the very principles of his campaign that attracted our support.

Christie had better hope that Trump doesn’t lose to Shrillary — and he will. The best job he will be able to get is washing dishes in one of the Donald’s casinos.

On tips from Varla and Torcer. Hat tips: The Blaze, Weasel Zippers, Twitchy, Boston Globe.

  • Chocolate&Cheese


  • Krummholzt

    Christie knows something.

    He’s a former U.S. attorney with close personal contacts in the FBI. He thinks, despite the current polling data, that Trump is going to beat Hillary in the general election.

    I believe that Christie believes that the FBI is going to recommend criminal charges against Hillary before the election.

  • Dan Northrup

    You know who I blame for Trump… idiots. Everytime a “safe place” free of CIS white males is made, a Trump supporter is born. Everytime somebody says “check your white privilege.” a Trump supporter is born. Everytime a job is denied a white male for no other reason than “Diversity”, on and on.

  • 762×51

    On the other hand Dave, if “The Donald” wins, Krispy can be the Royal food taster. He clearly has plenty of experience and the new emperor is likely to need someone like that.

  • marcus tullius cicero

    …as a Conservative…

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  • Eddie_Valiant

    A new Chris Christie pic, just released

  • MicahStone

    Take TWO….

  • MicahStone

    Way TOO DISGUSTING to even think about….

  • 762×51

    Did you know he played on the tennis team in college?

  • MAS

    Christy has had so many broken noses he had to have a synthetic one made. How’d he get those broken noses you ask? Whenever anyone with money and power makes a sudden turn Chris just isn’t fast enough and his nose pays the price.

  • BillyBob Bob

    Christie will be crushed when he’s not Trump’s VP selection. Look for him to be one of Trump’s biggest critics the day after.

  • thefilthybeast

    “I think Trump could beat her like a tied-up billy goat.”
    ~Mudcat Saunders a democrat strategist who support Bernie Sanders.

  • 762×51

    Meanwhile, co-enemies of the United States, Barack Obama and Jeh Johnson are cutting the number of Border Patrol Agents by 300.

    Trump says he will build a wall,”the best wall ever”, but that is all. Cruz will build the wall AND triple the number of Border Patrol Agents and implement aerial surveillance of the border. If you have ever been to the border, I mean the areas out in the desert where there is no one watching but all the trafficking is happening, you know that just having a wall will not work. The wall must be patrolled in order to work.

    Set up a double fence system separated by 100 – 200 m, the area in between is a kill zone, mined, tanglefoot wire, concertina wire, ground sensors, motion sensors, thermal cameras, lights, ground surveillance radar and patrolled by armed drones. One rule, nothing lives between the wires, the fence exists to protect people from the death trap in between.

    There is both northbound and southbound traffic at the border. Human and narcotics trafficking north and money going south. You must have BP on this side of the fence to stop the southbound traffic, no matter how good the wall is.

  • Dolan Trump

    “What if McDonald’s never brings back the McRib?”

  • Shocked and Disheartened

    The minute Christie glommed onto Trump on tv breaking news, my blood curdled and my last trust in a man ended. Watching Christie grovel and distract the Trump machine is a stonewalling act. No way Christie fills any part of Trump’s regime, no. Totally sledgehammered by this nails on the chalkboard move.

  • Artfuldgr

    What if Dr Who is real?

  • Artfuldgr

    Mexico is not east Germany… duh.
    the point of a wall is more legal than preventative, the same way a three foot fence around your yard really doesnt keep someone out physically. the point is that you cant deny which side your on if there is a wall. so if someone is in your yard over that short fence, they are clearly trespassing as the fence is a passive declaration that all within is fully private.

    the wall in Germany was to stop people fleeing the soviets. ie. it was so bad and the future so bleak that a person would jump through a hole, giving up language (in some cases), all their money, friends, family, jobs, property…

  • Artfuldgr

    We should find out what Beuford T Pusser says..
    you know the ‘conservative’ guy from james bond…

  • Artfuldgr

    Zaphod Beeblebrox? president of the galaxy? oh where is my pan galactic gargle blaster when you need a drink??

  • Artfuldgr

    and starred in mumenshantz…

  • Artfuldgr

    and every time a bell rings a fairy gets their wings? clap your hands!!!

  • Artfuldgr

    news is reporting that the FBI is giving immunity to the people who put the server together for her…

    glad i got an air popper for xmas, add butter and a lawn chair, with a cup caddy and im all set…

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  • Henry

    Awesome reference!!

  • Henry

    You’re thinking of Sheriff John Wayne Pepper; Buford H. Pusser was a real Sheriff from McNairy County, TN. The original Walking Tall films (not the one with The Rock!) were based on his life.

  • 762×51

    Never actually been to the border I see. Let me read to you from that encyclopedia of things you don’t know about the US Mexico border.

    The border is controlled by the cartels, ALL of it.
    No one crosses the border without the permission of the cartels.
    The cartels are run by former military people on the ground.
    The cartels segregate drug smuggling and human trafficking lanes.
    The cartels control areas north of the “fence”.
    The cartels use Mexican military in their operations.
    The cartels have armed spotters and snipers in the hills north of the fence.
    The cartels don’t care who lives or dies as long as they get their money.

    Unlike you, I have been to the border on multiple occasions, I have operated against the cartels in the desert and seen their operations. I have watched through my night vision as vehicles drive up from the south to a barn a few hundred meters south of the fence. People get out and go inside. Several hours later they reappear a few at a time and disperse to various hidden locations near the fence. At 3AM, a green signal flare goes up from the barn location and they all start north across the fence at the same time. That is a military operation.

    Every op we find a body. Some have been murdered, some have died accidentally, some we couldn’t tell because of post mortem predation. Sometimes we just find parts of bodies, we once found the torso of a woman. Beheaded bodies are found frequently. This all north of the fence on US soil. All of this is being covered up by the media. You have no idea what you are talking about.

    No Mexico is not East Germany, the Stasi were thugs who oppressed the population severely. The cartels are homicidal maniacs and professional criminals, that is worse – duh.

  • Just a person

    The Two Party tyrants will never allow one of their inner circle to be charged.

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