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Mar 11 2016

University of Missouri Goes Into Financial Tailspin After Caving to Black Lives Matter Protesters

Educrats never seem to have the backbone to stand up to campus radicals, no matter how silly their infantile demands. But caving in to them comes with risks too. Look what happened to the University of Missouri, which fired its president to placate a mob of halfwit hooligans:

The fallout from the fake Mizzou protests continues to destabilize the University of Missouri. [Wednesday] the interim chancellor of the university emailed students that the university will enroll 1500 less students than projected and faces a budget shortfall of $32 million this year.

While the 1500 fewer students aren’t broken out by year, the vast majority of them will come from the entering freshman class. How substantial is the decline in enrollment? Based on Mizzou admission data from past years we’re talking about a potential 20% drop in enrolled freshmen.

Alumni probably are not feeling generous enough to make up the shortfall, considering what the school has degenerated into. Some have been pulling their donation pledges in disgust.

As a current student noted, a degree from Mizzou is not worth much now that the school has allowed itself to be reduced to a laughing stock in the name of political correctness.

University of Missouri in now limping along in emergency mode. If this lasts, it will have to downsize itself into a community college. But at least it has a social justice warrior interim president who presumably earns the approval of the Black Lives Matter protesters, who can now go back to their remedial reading classes until the next time they dream up a ludicrous pretext to turn what’s left of the school upside down.

A handful of useless idiots have torn down a university.

On a tip from Steve T.

  • Jodie

    I knew this was coming. LOVE IT!

  • Momster

    “A handful of useless idiots have torn down a university.”

    The guy in the middle has twice his allotment–two handsful.

  • Jack

    Can one love their Whiteness on a t-shirt without being call a bigot?

  • Wilberforce

    “A handful of useless idiots have torn down a university.”

    Only because they were allowed to. I blame the milquetoast, simpering cowards in charge.

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  • Mr. Freemarket

    White Flight….University Edition.

    Anyone smart enough to go to college should be smart enough to stay away from a place that condones rioters.

  • ThisObamaNation

    I sure as hell wouldn’t spend one red cent to send my kids to such a school.

  • magic1114

    And of course having to raise the cost of attending to pretend you’re learning anything that would be useful in the real world would be racist. The stupid is strong at Mizzou…

  • whotothewhat

    A new slogan for the University Of Missouri

    “Mizzou the Detroit of Universities”

  • grayjohn

    Cowards Lives Don’t Matter. You PC pukes deserve the slow agonizing death that’s coming to you. Missouri has herpes, and Mizzou is the lesion.

  • Karma’s Janitor

    So, nobody want to attend the university?
    Could see that one coming a year ago.
    I’m curious as to how they could hide it this long.
    Must be because they are out of money now.

  • Karma’s Janitor

    and a chunk of their money is gone, never to return

  • TED
  • TED

    The ONLY University they belong in…

  • TED . Universities should have signs saying IQ neutral courses with them…

  • Chocolate&Cheese

    Feel good story of the day. I hope they fail.

  • MAS

    May the virus spread to any and all Universities that refuse to hold to ACTUAL higher learning. Couldn’t have happened quickly enough…

    Take your kids out of the government system schools or don’t complain about this kind of stuff because if you don’t you are part of the problem.

  • 762×51

    No matter, it is a state run university. They will just confiscate the shortfall from the taxpayers.

  • 762×51

    Sure, they could call him a racist instead. That’s diversity.

  • Rotohammer

    Can’t Mizzou just lower their admission standards to get enrollment back up? 😉

  • Giorgio Palmas

    I get my ass-wipe at Costco. It doesn’t cost $100,000.

  • Rotohammer

    Mizzou’s problems are nothing that good guidance counseling can’t fix:

  • kerri

    Same thing is going on with our k-12. If you expel a certain number of black students …you must also have expelled as many whites.
    Some schools in NC got letters from Holder DOJ threatening their funding.

  • AlanOne7

    Education is a business, the students (and government) are customers, and the customers are always right. Except when they’re not.

  • Jodie

    Good one. I miss Mad TV!

  • I’m sure they can work around a $32 million shortfall. Probably just drop unimportant classes, like math, English, history…

  • Rotohammer

    We really need Kathy Wajonowski now. Imagine the skits that could be written for her today. Too easy.

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  • rex freeway

    The one in the middle has been there 6 years. With rich parents. In 2 more years he will have his Masters in professional protesting. Then his family can support him until he finds a Corporation dumb enough to hire him. And he can then sue for racism. The rest have problems spelling Missouri.

  • grayjohn

    Cool name. lol

  • Donald Holland

    Will Missouri taxpayers be forced to pay for the shortfall??

  • TraceSkipper

    That is probably the funniest thing about campus life I ever seen. Should be awarded.

  • TraceSkipper

    Cant believe no one has done this?? MILO! MILO! MILO! MAGA!!

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