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Mar 16 2016

Newspeak Dictionary Update: Hillary Does Not Shout

It is not enough to maintain the most up-to-date edition of the Newspeak dictionary. The dictionary must be constantly annotated to indicate which otherwise acceptable words cannot be used in certain contexts. For example, Shrillary Clinton does not shout, so even though media analyst Howie Kurtz’s advice may have been well intentioned, he should have kept it to himself:

Kurtz can consider himself rebuked, the sexist.

Truth to tell, Shrillary wasn’t exactly shouting. It was more like a combination of barking and snarling:

Don’t forget to avoid the 12 prohibited Shrillary descriptors.

On a tip from Torcer.

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