No worries, moonbats. There was reportedly an outbreak of conservatism on a college campus, but this is being dealt with:
The University of Minnesota-Morris (UMM) “gay devil worshippers” are coming out of the woodwork to combat an alleged uprising of conservative voices on campus, the group announced in a campus-wide email earlier this year.
The group of Satanists affirmed its mission is “to address the budding conservatism” on UMM’s campus…
Snuffing out the “budding conservatism” shouldn’t be hard. Conservative groups on the campus have a combined 20 members.
The “Queer Devil Worshippers for a Better Future” is formally recognized by UMM as an official student group and its constitution was “submitted to the University of Minnesota, Morris Student Affairs Committee for approval.” It appears the group’s pending application was approved by the university since the group is now listed on the school’s clubs and organizations page.
According to a copy of the group’s constitution, all members must “recite the Infernal Oath.” As part of the oath, members must oppose capitalism as a form of oppression.
Other forms of oppression that must be opposed include the usual laundry list of “isms” and “phobias” that generally add up to the word “normalcy.”
Social justice + satanism. The match was made in hell, but there was no better location for the marriage to take place than a modern college campus.
On a tip from Sterling B.