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Mar 20 2016

Obama Addresses the Diaper Divide

Obama does not let himself get distracted by ISIS crucifying Christians, China and Russia spilling into power vacuums, the national debt approaching critical mass, or a polarized American society appearing ready to come apart at the seams. He focuses on the real issues — like providing free diapers to single moms who have already blown their generous welfare check on other priorities:

Front and center on the White House website is a message urging Americans to “take action” on the nation’s great “diaper divide.”

“Nearly 1 in 3 families struggle to afford diapers for their babies,” says the message posted on March 10 by Cecilia Muñoz, director of the White House Domestic Policy Council. …

Muñoz says President Obama’s Fiscal Year 2017 budget includes $10 million in taxpayer funds “to test effective ways to get diapers to families in need and document the health improvements that result.”

The Administration of Hope & Change doesn’t try to solve everything just by throwing your money around. Remember the ingenious #BringBackOurGirls campaign that put such a definitive end to Muslim violence in Nigeria? A similar social media strategy has been employed to combat the diaper divide:

The White House is urging Americans to “spread the word” (#DiaperGap) on social media; find a diaper bank near you; or sign up to become a diaper distributor.

In utopia, the oppressed won’t even have to wipe their own behinds; Big Government will do it for them. The campaign to combat the diaper divide brings us a step closer to that goal.

Like they say about diapers and public office holders: they both need to be changed frequently, and for the same reason.


On a tip from Varla.

  • sandyaz

    Gotta have that Coach purse, weaves, mani/pedi, and that tattoo. Must have priorities, don’t ya think?

  • Henry

    Simple: Stop using disposable diapers.

    Someone tell the eco-freaks about the environmental damage that ObrownMao wants to unleash on Gaea, and let the moonbats eat each other…

  • MicahStone

    “Dead Broke” Shrillary wil be the FIRST IN LINE to get “free” diapers….

  • rex freeway

    Offer 10,000 dollars to any woman who wants to be sterilized. Make it 20,000. We would still come out far ahead.

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  • Kevin R.

    Here’s an idea: go to the store and buy some diapers.

  • Rotohammer

    With such low unemployment figures, and all those “jobs saved or created” by the regime, how can there be a diaper divide? Can’t have it both ways, Barry.

  • Jim

    In California, we are restricted from using plastic bags because of “harm to the environment”. Diapers can’t be any different, especially used.

  • 762×51

    Like young families struggling to make ends meet is a new concept.

    What is new is that median family income is lower than is was PRIOR to the 2008 recession. People are literally worse off now than under W. This was news back in Sept. 2015, six months ago. Apparently Obama and his staff are behind in their reading.

    Evidently, Obama has been distracted by ISIS, Russia, China, etc. Mostly etc.

  • Actually if you use cloth diapers the diaper divide disappears.

    But most moonbats wouldn’t think of using something they actually have to make an effort to clean and reuse – they insist on disposables, despite their much larger carbon footprint.

  • Exclusively ‘etc.’ if, by ‘etc.’ you mean golf. When questioned about developments with Russia, ISIS, China or any other actual important issue, his typical response is that he was just finding out about it the same time as everyone else.

  • I made the same point.

    You made it first, and better.

  • 762×51

    I can see why he didn’t know about ISIS and China, but he really should have known what was happening with Russia.

  • 762×51

    Or stop making babies that you can’t afford. I read where there is now something called contraception. Major scientific breakthrough apparently.

  • 762×51

    ROI on that plan would be in the first trimester.

    Of course it would probably be mostly lesbians there to cash in on something they would never need in the first place.

    The better plan though would be to offer the same program to men. Females can only produce one child per calendar year. Males can make ten in one weekend.

  • Occam’s Stubble

    Well, diapers are near and dear to his heart, what with his being a red diaper baby and all.

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  • Gunbunny56

    I have run out of words to describe the worthless piece of shit that is obama

  • Yeah, since they’re such CLOSE friends and know each other – in a Biblical sense…

  • Mr. Freemarket

    Free contraceptives for everyone!!!

    No wait…..don’t we have that already…………

  • Mr. Freemarket

    Are there some golf courses in Russia that Barry hasn’t played yet?

  • Mr. Freemarket

    The only solution….more diapers. How else to contain human refuse?

  • MAS

    In law enforcement circles welfare payday is called “mother’s day”. It’s normally a big day for domestic and substance abuse. They don’t need free diapers, they need to suffer the consequences of their whoring ways without access to your and my dime.

  • Omygod

    If you are so fucking broke you have to take money out of my pocket to by diapers STOP REPRODUCING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • RedInABlueState

    How about using cloth diapers (like I used on my kids) and then washing them…and I’m not that old. Oh wait… that might ruin the manicure (probably that I also pay for)

  • Buffalobob

    Obama and dirty diapers. There’s a profound lesson there somewhere.

  • chuck_in_st_paul

    “Nearly 1 in 3 families struggle to afford diapers for their babies,” Just where the hell does THAT number come from??? That’s over 100,000,000 people. Really?!!? Absolute bull droppings. More made up numbers like global warming, campus rape, etc.

    “There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics.” – Mark Twain

  • chuck_in_st_paul

    then there’s that…

  • rex freeway

    Would take far less of an offering of money also.

  • Patti

    I cloth diapered 6 babies, breastfed, made food from scratch, made laundry soap, hung them on the line, never bought formula or commercial baby food.

  • rex freeway

    Unless you put it in the water supply and in bottled water, the retarded majority would forget and end up pregnant.

  • TED

    Wellllllllllll, ya gotta understand. DIAPERS mean a LOT to the LEFT!

  • TED

    AND LEFTY LIES you are NOT spose to question! THE DRONES DON’T!

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  • TED

    More like METH, COKE, POT…..

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  • MAS

    I dunno TED it Depends…

  • MAS

    Dave, with your connections maybe you could encourage this; I would like to see a study on just how many jail and prison inmates have been supported by welfare. I’ve done my own spitball study and, very subjectively, put the percentage at around 80%. The culture of return customers is almost exclusively welfare supported…I’ve dealt with three generations in custody, all on welfare in one way or another. Where I know the names of all the moms and dads from being arrested.

    Want to cut crime? Two pronged approach:
    1-Make any employment of an unnaturalized person seriously punishable and enforce it (they’ll go home).
    2-Stop welfare except for the most needy Americans (disabled etc) and expect able bodied folk to work.

    Yes there would be an uptick at first but then it would quickly begin to revert to a work (or starve) ethic. Especially if the Jails returned to work crews and became uncomfortable (like Sheriff Joe in Az). The baby machines would put a plug in that activity and drug/alcohol abuse would not be subsidized by you and me anymore.

  • 762×51

    Bag of weed and some Skittles should do it.

  • 762×51

    It should be a condition of welfare. You get your EBT card AFTER you get you tubes tied. All voluntary, of course.

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