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Apr 03 2016

Bee Swarm Attacks Mosque

For the most part swarming bees are a welcome aspect of springtime in Phoenix. They do God’s work by pollenating plants. Sometimes they perform less innocuous deeds:

A huge swarm of bees surrounded people at the Muslim Community Mosque in Phoenix, Arizona…

At least 20 people were stung Friday, Phoenix Fire Department spokeswoman Ardell Deliz told ABC News.

One person — a 24-year-old man — was transported to the hospital in stable condition, Deliz said.

With luck a few mosque-goers will take this as a sign.

On tips from Rob E, Bodhisattva, and Stormfax.

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  • Auburn Rapunzel

    Hey Bobby, didja have a point?

  • Auburn Rapunzel

    It’s a sign that they should get out of their cloisters and start slapping idiots like you.

    Ask a stupid question…

  • Auburn Rapunzel

    Maybe one of the Muslims put a clip from “The Wicker Man” on YouTube, and this apiphobic film drove the bees to violence in protest!

  • BillyBob Bob

    Sis, the CDC says ‘Do not douche before anal sex. Douching irritates the lining of your rectum and this can increase your risk for getting HIV. If you are concerned about cleanliness, clean the rectum gently, with a soapy finger and water.’

  • Auburn Rapunzel

    The lining of his rectum is already irritated, from the looks of things.

  • 762×51

    also too? Seems redundantly redundant.

    These are the opening skirmishes of the Civil War I have warned is coming for years. The masks are to protect them from identification and retribution from this enemy government, even an asshat like you must realize that.

    ” . . . freedom loving Masque goers . . .”, now that is some funny shit. Everyone, even Muslims, will tell you that Islam is diametrically opposed to freedom, it is, like its fraternal twin ideology, Marxism, anti-freedom.

    A “freedom loving Mosque goer”.

  • 762×51

    Training attack bees is a great idea, you just train them to attack goats and they will mistake the smell on the goat humpers and attack..

  • 762×51

    Or maybe they were Killer Bees . . .

  • Jodie

    It would not surprise me for Obama to come off the golf course for a few minutes to strongly condemn this horrific act, done by those “who cling to their hives and honey” and attack those “who don’t look like them”. He will demand “swift justice” and hint to his followers that it is time to go after these kinds of “bigoted bees”, because “the future should not belong to those who sting the followers of the Prophet of Islam”.

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