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May 13 2016

Trumpster Sings Worship Song

Yesterday the Donald met with Paul Ryan, who is in charge of negotiating the surrender of the GOP to a progressive populist hostile to the party’s most fundamental principles (limited government, individual freedom/responsibility, free trade, lower taxes, fiscal sanity, strong international presence, etc.). Trump’s supporters turned out to celebrate, including a devotee who sang what has been described as a pro-Trump “worship song,” accentuated with toots on a ram’s horn:

Kooks? Cultists? Clowns? Not at all. As any Branch Trumpidian can confirm, it’s you grownups with your stuffy principles, standards, and concerns for where all this is leading who need to grow up.

On tips from Wilberforce and Torcer.



  • TED

    A couple of minutes on any Trump thread HERE will show you how idiotic THEY are!!

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  • Stosh

    At least Chump has come out and said he doesn’t need Conservatives or GOPe to vote for him….he’s got it locked up with the yooge women and hispanic vote going for him….

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    Want to know where the MORON got the HORN?! http://i.imgur.com/8zde7H7.gif

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  • daPenguin

    so impromptu contest time, trump worship songs. Here are a few to start:
    How great I art, Standing on my promises until I change them, Swinging low in my chariot,

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  • TED

    YET, when it comes to someone else’s religion, they’re all the same…. http://i.imgur.com/rnjC4dK.jpg .

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  • TED

    http://i.imgur.com/XSzUuG3.gif S.O.S different election.

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  • Why I am voting for Trump.

  • Conservatives? You must be referring to those Republicans who say one thing to get elected, then support every major Democrat/Obama budget and cause du jour.

  • Get with the program, son. Trump will be the candidate. If you want to continue your temper-tantrum, do so, but expect Hillary or Bernie to win.

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  • TED

    Well I am because I know EVEN a PRETEND CONSERVATIVE is one million times better than ANY leftist puke alive. Other than that it’s just ONE MORE ELECTION where I HAVE to vote for a POS I can’t stand – NOTHING NEW!!! http://i.imgur.com/XSzUuG3.gif

  • TED

    BTW, are you really convinced THAT would be his attitude ONCE elected?! OR are you just ignoring ALL the filp-flops he has ALREADY MADE?

  • TED

    I AM voting for him, I’ve said so all along, THAT DOES NOT mean I have to like him! Got THAT program?!

  • punk begins with P

    trump our next president! ayn randist free traders don’t let the door hit you on the way out! you will never nominate a free trade donor stooge again!

  • Kevin R.

    The Left is pushing Trump. What strange bedfellows Trumpism has.

  • Bob

    I doubt its a Trump supporter. Just a set up Dave. Probably paid for by Glenn Beck

  • Johnny Monday

    You realize, don’t you, that he’s saying now his so-called promises are just suggestions? You’ve been trumped. Wake up.

  • Johnny Monday

    Get ready for Madame President thanks to you and your ilk.

  • ComradeJ

    Bud, Trump’s promises are like Obama’s ‘you can keep your doctor’.

    Don’t believe me? LOL, his own campaign spokeswoman says so.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1g78oZ-_C0

  • ComradeJ

    Dave, check this out. Not that you need any further proof. But at this point, it is hilarious to Orange Hillary’s zombies sticking their head further and further their collective behinds not to see the reality.

    Here is Orange Hillary’s Spokeswoman saying that his “Muslim Ban” promise is just like Obama’s “you can keep your doctor” promise.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1g78oZ-_C0

  • Mr. Freemarket

    Nope…conservatives are those voters who have been repeatedly lied to by those with an “R” by their name, making promises like “stopping Obama’s agenda” and “repealing ObamaCare” while playing golf with the man.

    We are also the folks that promised that, having voted for a string of RINOs, and being disappointed by their performance for the last 30 years, we would simply not accept another RINO as one we would support.

  • Mr. Freemarket

    Go ahead, Mr. Maverick…cozy up to the democrats again and see if they let you loose.

  • Mr. Freemarket

    Wait a second; this is Clean Coal Country. They don’t want to deal with a car-load of sh.. being spread across their county.

  • Mr. Freemarket

    This time, when the 3:00 am phone call comes in telling Hillary that puppies are being strangled, she promises to send some help to prevent that from happening. No really, this time she really will!!!!!

  • Mr. Freemarket

    Liberals need to treat religion like they insist that we treat pornography.

    If you don’t like what you are seeing or hearing, change the channel or avert your eyes. The constitution and the first amendment doesn’t provide you a guarantee that you won’t be offended.

  • Mr. Freemarket

    No, no, really. He really is going to build the wall, And he is going to make Mexico pay, and he is going to kick all the Mexicans out, and then he will kick all the Muslims out.

    Pinky swear; he promises it will happen.

  • Karma’s Janitor

    Gonna be a long hot summer for the Hillary saps. /she cant quite put away the old man who lives in the socialist party for 30 years. Funny he came out just to make it look like their was competition and he is still their slugging away. The “Clinton Machine” we were told.
    What is the deal with this Security Review” meh.. the FBI sure has some hefty time charge codes to use for investigating “a private server carrying official state department business”.
    I heard the KGB had backup files if there is anything missing.

  • ComradeJ

    As long as you take it as a ‘suggestion’ only lol…

  • Jodie

    To me, one big question is: What kind of “deals” were made between Trump and Bill Clinton at Orgy Island? The story is that both Clinton and Trump had sex with underage girls at Jeffery Epsteins’ island. Both The Donald and Bill Clinton are all about making “deals”; could they have made a deal to secure Hillary’s victory? After all, when two people have so much dirt on each other, they are not likely to turn against the other. Trump insults Republicans, conservatives, and fat women all day long, but he has barely mentioned Hillary.

    It sure makes me wonder.

  • Jodie

    Thank you for reminding me that I hadn’t listened to “How Great Thou Art” by Carrie Underwood and Vince Gill for a while. I feel so blessed to have videos like this at my fingertips!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9pquBSZXIU

  • Jodie

    Yes, Hillary will help by sending dog hating Muslims in to take care of those puppies.

  • TED

    EXACTLY!! But oh no, if they don’t like it, IT must be banned! AND labeled with One of THEIR HATE LABELS.

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    NO confidence…

  • TED

    They might think in this case it would be WORTH IT.

  • TED

    HIS learning curve is PROOF he’s a liberal….

  • Deserttrek

    you obviously never read any of Rand’s books or essays ………… i do agree people should get ready for president trump, and the Republic will not end, it will get better.

  • 762×51

    Pinky swear, effing hilarious, LOL.

    Announcing ThePinky Swear Project, a division of Trump University.

  • 762×51

    Must be, I heard he arrived in Beck’s Black Helicopter spewing chem trails, LOL.

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  • 762×51

    They had to pass the bill,(elect tRump), before they could find out what was in it.

    How funny is it that the Trumpanzees fell for the same trick twice?

  • 762×51

    Simply Awesome!

  • 762×51

    Ummm, no dumbass, those are Progressive fifth column operatives, just like your boy tRump.

  • 762×51

    That would be your fault, dumbass. We voted for the only guy ever polled to beat Hillary. tRump never has polled to beat her and never will

    If your boy was so confident he could beat Hillary why didn’t he stay in the Democrat Party where he and been for decades and run against her there?

    This is your mistake, not ours.

  • Mr. Freemarket

    But her intentions are good. She would be saving the lives of so many innocent cats.

  • Mr. Freemarket

    Freedom is only for those things that they favor. Same with diversity. They embrace a diverse culture unless someone actually speaks up and disagrees.

  • Mr. Freemarket

    It’s going to leave a terrible grease spot.

  • Mr. Freemarket

    I believe that the security services of Paraguay also have backups of Hillary’s “begging foreign donors for dollars” e-mails.

    “Really….we are not that well off.”

  • Mr. Freemarket

    I don’t think he has them by that hind leg.

  • Mr. Freemarket

    Hillary….just imagine he is Vince Foster. Then you’ll know what to do.

  • Mr. Freemarket

    And we both have fabulous hair.

  • Mr. Freemarket

    Remember when all the Trump supporters were yelling that they couldn’t support Cruz because he wasn’t constitutionally eligible. What would your fall-back position been, had Cruz won the nomination?

    A lot of us said while the voting was going on that we wouldn’t support another RINO. Don’t you believe people should be true to their principles?

  • Invent a few more lies and myths, Jodie. It’s all you got.

  • And you are an ignorant jackass. RedState ia RINO site and has been for some time.

  • You wake up. I’ll take a candidate who considers banning Islam to Cruz, who said “We cannot attach a religious test to immigrants.” Horse manure. Even a religion who practices human sacrifice? Like Islam does against “infidels”? Cruz is a naive fool.

  • At least he is making promises that I like. Cruz isn’t.

  • Karma’s Janitor

    It must be lonely … Attempting to be a troll

  • bob

    an opponent of limited government, individual freedom/responsibility, free trade, lower taxes, fiscal sanity, strong international presence? I can’t figure out if you’re talking about Trump or Ryan and the rest of the rinos. The republicans have been saying for 70 years that what they were for and when they got the power to implement those policies what did they do? they made the democrats look like fiscal conservatives. For 70 years the republican elites have been lying to the republican base.

  • MAS

    Another view of the crazy town our world has become.

  • 762×51

    LOL, I’m an ignorant jackass for providing documentation on the FACT that your boy was lying to you? You are a special kind of stupid.

    You bought into his bullshit, dumbass, not me.

  • TED

    APPARENTLY you wern’t listening. AGENDA BLIND HAS A COMPLIMENT. NO MATTER NOW IS IT?!

  • TED

    SO, you don’t agree with a single ONE of these, right??!! Or should I say LEFTY…

  • Mr. Freemarket

    Yipee….more free stuff. See…I told you….she’s just like Bernie.

  • Mr. Freemarket

    Yeah…but he’s from Canada, and his father helped kill JFK. And he’s a bible-thumper. And he has a funny voice. And he lies. He lies all the time.

    He’d probably even lie about supporting Trump, too.

  • Mr. Freemarket

    Folks on the left love to claim that one site or another has no credibility, and, therefore, they can ignore direct quotes from their favored candidate.

    It’s called an ad hominem attack. And like I said….folks on the left love it.

  • TED

    ROTFLMAO!! I’M PRETTY SURE ole’ Stogie Chomper is nothing more than ANOTHER leftist POS TROLL. Being THAT I am also SURE he has “Chomped” a lot more things than just Stogies!! SO, HEY STOGIE CHOMPER…

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    AND!!

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