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May 16 2016

How Trump Pretending to Be His Own Imaginary Spokesman During Interviews Shows He Is Like Founding Fathers

Trump consigliere Roger Stone has admitted, contrary to Trump’s denials, that the Donald and his supposed spokesman John Miller (a.k.a. John Barron, John Baron) are one and the same. According to Stone, this shows the similarity between Trump and the Founding Fathers. No really:

Stone, a former [and now apparently informal] Trump political hand, said in an interview Saturday that Trump posed as his own spokesperson, but subsequently downplayed it, comparing it to the Founding Fathers using pseudonyms to get their message out without talking themselves.

“They focus on whether or not Donald Trump may or may not have posed as a public relations man in order to get his spin and his side of the story,” Stone said. “This is ridiculous. James Madison, John Adams, Alexander Hamilton — they all wrote under pseudonyms. They all had things they wanted to say, and they wrote under pseudonyms.”

But did they actually pretend to be a different person in a bizarre charade intended to puff up their own reputations? Did they lie about it afterward, claiming that they had never used the pseudonyms and knew nothing about them, even after having admitted in sworn testimony to the contrary?

This story is weird enough to make you wonder if Trump denies the truth out of insolence or mere habit, or because he has serious mental issues. Even Shrillary attempts to avoid easily disprovable lies when she can.

Like Stone, Trump’s washroom attendant Reince Priebus tried to play it down, admitting that the story is “a little bit odd,” but claiming the voters won’t care if a presidential candidate is a brazen liar and possible head case.

Trump himself is less nonchalant. When WaPo asked him about it in an interview on Friday, he freaked out, hung up the phone, and could not be reached for further comment.

Fortunately, one of his spokesmen was on hand to explain everything:

On tips from Torcer.



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  • acidulous

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  • G6loq

    He could have hired a PR firm but did the work himself instead.
    Courteous, efficient self-service.

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  • david

    We need a better word than “moonbat” to describe butthurt, self-sabotaging conservatives.

  • Vote Third Party

    Principled? Authentic? Non-hypocritical?

  • Vote Third Party

    The Orange Emperor shall not be critiqued.

  • Tom

    How about narcissistic, self-aggrandizing, and spiteful?

    You folks who supported the Loser Cruz sure have lofty opinions of yourselves, don’t you?

  • acidulous

    You just did. You boob.

  • toheckwithyou

    Wow. This is a deal breaker for me. How can I vote for Trump now? You win. I have been demoralized. I guess I’ll just stay home in November. I usually vote straight republican ticket but what’s the point? Maybe the republicans can maintain the house and senate without me. Oh well, at least Trump won’t be selecting any SCOTUS judges.

  • toheckwithyou

    Hillary supporters?

  • Gex

    Douchebats ?

  • david

    Your principals will get Hillary elected and a liberal appointed to SCOTUS.

    It’s just vanity. Someone who actually cares about the country will try to make the best out of the card he’s dealt. People who care about virtue-signaling will vote third party or stay home in “protest”.

  • Hans Landa

    This site, once a rational and insightful blog, has devolved into self-destructive moonbattery. One has to assume that the site author was bought by her thighness, for the continuing narrative here. The GOPe is a joke and now it is essentially destroyed. That is good news for true conservatism, as it will be properly redefined, going forward. Unfortunately, the catalyst for this change is not what the standard-bearing disingenuous sissies of the GOPe had in mind. The lesson learned is with the voting populace. Operate in the true interests of your constituents or be the victims of a political holocaust.

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  • Jill

    I’m going to vote for the John Miller/John Baron ticket. Making America Fake Again 2016

  • TED

    THE LEFT KNOW IT!!!!! http://image.cagle.com/179361/765/179361.png THAT’S WHY THEY ARE HERE STUMPING FOR HIM!!!

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  • Jill

    Get on that right after you find a word for those who promote a candidate that is to the left of Hillary Clinton and claim no one can critique him. My vote is for the word ‘hypocrite’

  • Jill

    This site has been against progressives and progressive politics since I first discovered it in 2009. They haven’t changed. The so-called ‘conservatives’ who now adore a progressive liar, on the other hand, have shown their true colors.

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  • Jill

    No. Those who voted for Trump during the primaries will bear the blame.

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  • Jill

    Right. They should support:
    Abortion without limits, Planned Parenthood, Monetizing the debt, Depression Era tariffs, Touchback amnesty, Praise Hillary/Obama/Pelosi, Dismiss Benghazi, Promote new college entitlements, and Single payer
    …….Just like Mr. Conservative Donald Trump

  • Jill

    Cruz, at the very least, never pretended to be a publicist to stroke his ego.

  • Vote Third Party

    It’s worse than that. It’s a sort of fascism.

  • Vote Third Party

    The projection of you Trump humpers never ceases to astound me

  • acidulous

    Noticed a lot of people whose heads explode over Trump are abject liars. Think there’s a connection?

  • Vote Third Party

    Your principles will get Hillary elected. We said all along, “don’t choose the godless sleazebag. We won’t vote for him.”

  • Tom

    OMG!! Stop the presses!! 25 years ago, Trump is alleged to have “impersonated” his PR guy! Repeat…25 years ago!

    25 years ago, Ted Cruz was a junior at Princeton, Michelle Obama’s alma mater.

  • Jill

    Do you really believe that this is the act of a psychologically healthy man?

  • Jill

    What lies do you find most common that can be proven, beyond all reasonable doubt, as falsehoods?

  • Hans Landa

    Nonsense. I adore nothing and no one. Trump was elevated by the voting populace, for better or for worse. Regardless, the status quo needed to be destroyed.

  • acidulous

    Abortion without limits? Depression Era tariffs? Dismiss Benghazi? Don’t know where you are getting your info from but you better check your sources. Someone is playing with your head and you’re a willing enabler.

  • Tom

    Do I really believe that you are looking for some kind of justification for continuing to rail against Trump? Yes

  • Jill

    Why not answer the question? Hypothetically, if you found out that Obama or Cruz did something similar wild you be so quick to dismiss it?

  • MicahStone

    A Trump by any other name is Still a d-cRAT-leftist-moron !!!!

  • MicahStone

    Orange you mad at the do-nothing-good GOPe RINOS for helping create the revolting Trumpism?

  • Tom

    What do you mean “dismiss it”? It’s a trivial non-event to me…maybe it was a lark, maybe he was serious, Either way,no big deal…yes, even if Obama or Cruz did it, too.
    I mean, it was what? a 5 minute conversation a quarter-century ago…he wasn’t testifying before congress or in court…it was a tape that – seems to me – was put aside by someone with an axe to grind…why else keep it for all this time?

  • Lobotomist

    Maybe it was really his brother Darrel or his other brother Darrel.

  • 762×51

    Classic! Three asses and only one horse.

  • 762×51

    tRump was elevated by a plurality of voters, not a majority. You cannot win a general election with a plurality.

    I love the unreasoning anger, “Yeah! we have to destroy the status quo! At any cost! No matter what!! Regardless!!!” With not a single thought as to what will replace the status quo. Evidently, you have learned nothing from the recent “destruction of the status quo” in Iraq, Liibya, Syria, etc. You have no more idea how a tRump presidency would differ, if at all, from an Obama third term, or a Hillary presidency. I know that you don’t know because no one knows because he hasn’t said what he would do except for the things he has reversed his policies on thus far.

    But you go right ahead and “destroy the status quo”, forward into the darkness! Hopefully there will still be some adults left to clean up once your tantrum is over.

  • 762×51

    Maybe, we already have a splendid word for self aggrandizing, fascist, fucktard, tRump supporters. We call them Trumpanzees, care for a banana?

  • 762×51

    Exactly! But Progressives always try to blame others for their mistakes. The brought this upon themselves, not our fault.

  • 762×51

    Said the little pussy fucktard fascist.

    Aren’t you supposed to be at the mall staring at little boys today?

  • 762×51

    He’s just another brownshirt wannabe. They are only brave in large groups. He hasn’t got the courage to face any of us one on one. None of them do.

  • 762×51

    OMG, you boy is an ass sucking liar, just like you!

    He didn’t “impersonate any one fucktard. He pretended to be someone he isn’t. just like he is doing in this campaign so that blithering idiots like you will swallow his bullshit whole and vote for him. You really are a moron and display it every time you post your idiotic ideas.

  • 762×51

    See, just read his answer and you have all you need to know about tRump supporters. Progressives cannot answer a question with a direct answer. Old Ptogtard Tom couldn’t tell the truth if his life depended on it.

  • 762×51

    Yeah, so tRump lied,then,now whatever. SO he has gone back on every promise he made to get you imbeciles all hot and bothered. He called Cruz Lyin Ted and that’s good enough. You lying sack of shit.

  • 762×51

    Look in the mirror douche bag. tRump is a Progressive and YOU support him, not us. That said, you really should consider going to another site.

  • 762×51

    Yes, I absolutely think that you and every other Trumpanzee are abject liars. That is the connection.

  • 762×51

    Idiot, she is exactly right about those things. Maybe if you spent more time doing research and less time sucking tRumps dick you know that.

  • 762×51

    Suck, blow is just an expression. Does “the Donald” let you blow his buddy Boehner as well?

  • 762×51

    The Trumpanzees have no principles, they cannot be reasoned with so they can never understand our position in this matter. Rather than wasting your effort trying to draw pictures for the blind, do what I do, denigrate them viciously at ever opportunity, they have earned it!

  • TED

    LOLOLOLOL! AMEN!

  • Tom

    And aren’t you supposed to be prepping for the upcoming civil war?

    You know, you can always tell when a dimwit such as yourself gets humiliated by someone pointing out the sheer idiocy, the disconnect-from-reality of your he-man, puffed-up blather because you immediately lash out with name calling and (what your wee minds thinks are) insults.

    Go gnash your teeth, sob quietly for a while, and maybe have a juice box you hysterical macho poser.

  • Tom

    I gave my OPINION you dimwit. My OPINION…it’s not a case of true / false you spittle-flecked idiot.

  • Tom

    Wow..you are just SEETHING with impotent rage, aren’t you?

    You really can’t grasp the fact (FACT, not opinion) that your guy – the Canadian-born, nasally-voiced scold, the no-private-sector-experience career politician – LOST, can you?

  • Hans Landa

    Nonsense. Get a hold of yourself. You’re hysterical. If this country can survive 8 years of the Obamination, Trump could not user in Armageddon as you predict.

  • 762×51

    Maybe you should spend less time getting a hold of yourself and more time researching your candidate / cult leader a little more. His fascism and the fascism of his followers is there for all to see. Your denial of that reality does not invalidate it.

    This country has BARELY survived 8 years of Obama and only because it wasn’t horribly weakened from 8 years of Obama to start with. We no longer have that luxury. Everything that happened in the Wiemar Republic is happening in America now, every single thing.

    I notice that you completely FAILED to address even a portion of my original point, like any good Progressive.

  • 762×51

    Go fuck yourself, pussy. How about we test your “poser theory, dick sucker? A little one on one game of you bet your life? Come on bitch, show us all how it’s done. Bring that room temperature IQ to the battlefield and show me what you got. See fucktard, the only way you can stop me, is to kill me, or try. SO if you are right and ohhh soooo smart, you should win, except for that yellow streak down your back.

    What do you say, you dickless wonder? You man enough to back up your bullshit or are you going to chicken out like all the Trumpanzee fascists that slither through Mb these days.

    This is your chance, you’re going to have to fight eventually, may as well find out now what that is like. My bet is you have no balls, now prove me wrong.

  • 762×51

    LOL, riiiiight, fucktard.

    Now when are you test your theory? Gutless coward.

  • 762×51

    HAHAHA, poor little fucktard fascist. You just can’t stand for anyone to disagree with you. All that self aggrandizing arrogance and not a drop of courage to back it up in the real world. Just an Internet keyboard warrior. Your opinions ares so flawed, they’re barely obtuse. No wonder you’re such an asshole, everywhere you go, retards laugh at you for your limited intellect.

    As I’ve said before, go fuck yourself, fascist.

  • Tom

    Reminds me of a line from one of my son’s favorite movies…..

    (Buddy): “Oooh, you’re an ANGRY elf, aren’t you?”

    As I said earlier – and the more you post, the more it proves my point – that you are just boiling, seething with impotent rage, apparently because the voters decided that your boy Cruz – the Canadian-born nasally-voiced scold, the no-private-sector-experience career politician – was flawed, and not worthy of their votes.

    “dickless wonder” LOL! How many children do YOU have, Sheldon?
    How long have YOU been married, and raising kids, and paying taxes?

    What’s that? You’re not married? No “fruit of your loins” to raise?

    Wow…I figured your “Ammo!…Battlefield, HO!…Civil War!…bullet-to-your-forehead-you-FASCIST PUSSY FUCKTARD!!!” line of patter would be a chick magnet – the sure signs (angry, obscene ranting, death threats, churning hate-filled LASH OUTS!) of a serious, mature guy who’s ready to find that “special someone”, settle down, get married, maybe have (*shudder*) children someday.

    Yep, you seem like quite the prime catch that some lucky girl? is just waiting for…I’m surprised you’re not beating them off with a stick instead of beating your meat in front of your computer.

  • Tom

    So when you say I am “barely” obtuse, do you mean that as a compliment?

    ob-tuse:

    a : lacking sharpness or quickness of sensibility or intellect : insensitive, stupid

    b : difficult to comprehend : not clear or precise in thought or expression

    At “barely” obtuse, I guess that still beats the hell out of your “obtuse to the Nth degree” level of stupidity….thanks….I guess?
    Good to see you’re beginning to comprehend the enormity of your mental / emotional shortcomings! That’s a good first step!

    But please do keep responding…I’m sure it’s somewhat cathartic for you.

  • Hans Landa

    Nonsense. Your Weimer Republic comments and criticism of Trump ushering in a fascist state simply displays how unhinged you really are. Those false assertions are straight out of the progressive playbook, which in some alternate reality, you actually have the audacity to label me as one. You’re laughable. Be prepared to hide under your bed for the next 4-8 years. I’ll holler for you when it’s over.

  • Tom

    My 13-yo son has bet his big toe that you are flamboyantly, gloriously, GAY…
    Please confirm…

  • 762×51

    LOL, a true dullard to the end, I see. Your idiotic opinions are barely as in:

    bare·ly

    ˈberlē/

    adverb

    1.

    only just

    They very nearly do not make it into the obtuse range. You really have no comprehension of the language, do you?

    Cathartic? Hardly, I just enjoy ridiculing an Alinsky Progressive fucktard like you. I do it with several of the more imbecilic assholes that have begun to infest MB. It’s about as important as looking at a magazine while taking a shit.

    Now sperm breath, when are you going to man up and test that theory that I’m just a poser? I’m waiting for you to respond. Each day you duck out on that issue is separate verification that you are the sniveling coward I believe you to be. I will never let this go, so don’t think it is going away. Where I’m from, you don’t call a man out unless you are willing to back it up. You, on the other hand are all mouth and no backbone. Now prove me wrong chicken shit.

  • Tom

    “Where I’m from, you don’t call a man out unless you are willing to back it up.”

    And where is it that you’re from? Hadleyville? Go ahead…I’ll wait while you Google it….

    Since you’ve probably never seen the film, I’ll explain:

    You – in your cartoonishly crude, “I’m a-callin’ you out, you yella-belly sperm breath!” image of yourself – imagine yourself to be Gary Cooper (google him, too!), striding heroically out, to wage war against the evildoers who apparently consist of those who were not swayed by Lyin’ Ted.

    As the numbers of Good Guys dwindle away, you seem to see yourself as some sort of lone, last-man-standing-against-FASCIST-FUCKTARDS, determined to kill or be killed in the fight for America!

    Right? I mean, that’s what you keep doing in your blustery, insult-filled posts to me…puttin’ me on notice that you apparently want to…what, exactly? Meet me somewhere for a duel? Sure sounds like it:

    ” I’m waiting for you to respond…when are you going to man up and test that theory?… A little one on one game of you bet your life?… the only way you can stop me, is to kill me, or try….you’re going to have to fight eventually, may as well find out now what that is like…Now prove me wrong chicken shit.”

    I omitted a lot of your tiresome and indicative-of-your-poor-upbringing obscenities and repetitive insults, but you get the gist of it.

    But Gary Cooper was able to face down the man who wanted to kill him without shrill, loud, and hysterical “call-outs”, without any, “C’mon you FASCIST FUCKTARD!! Show me what you GOT!” bluster. Gary Cooper was a bit more stoic than that.

    You might see Gary Cooper in High Noon, but what I see is more like
    “Authentic Frontier Gibberish” Johnson from Blazing Saddles.

  • 762×51

    WOW, you live your entire life inside of movies, no wonder you have no idea what the real world is like. It’s all fantasy for you and you are the most intelligent being in the movie. How funny, yet pathetic. I, on the other hand, have lived in the real world and survived in places and scenarios you have only seen in movies.

    I don’t imagine myself to be any one, douche bag, that’s you in your make believe world. You in fact PROVE that as you unable to equate to anything outside of make believe. I don’t watch much TV and rarely go to movies so I wouldn’t know what level of mental disability you suffer from with a psychosis so deep you cannot relate to reality, at all. A duel? Are you for real? Your movie psychosis is even worse than I thought. I have never even thought of such a thing. I am highly skilled in the application of violence, dueling is for retards.

    Your smug, elitist attitude comes through loud and clear though, it doesn’t make you right or equate to intelligence at all, it;s just empty attitude with nothing behind it but more mouth. No one I know cares about mouth. They care about duty, honor, responsibility, and results. In my world you have to be able to back up what you say and be prepared to defend yourself for the insults you hurl at others. I gave you a chance to redeem yourself by proving you have a backbone and the will to defend your self and your “beliefs”, but you have no spine of any kind. You can do neither, so are unworthy of respect or even polite conversation, consequently, you will get neither from me.

    All you can do is mock me from your throne of impotence, however, since I have nothing to prove to you, your words are meaningless. The evil that you seek to advance, via your Progressive agenda, is not meaningless

    You and your Progressive hordes are enemies of the United States which I have sworn to defend. Nothing more. As far as I’m concerned, you are just another hajji, a target awaiting engagement.

    You are a weak, pathetic, impotent little man and are unworthy of anything but disrespect.

  • Tom

    “You are a weak, pathetic, impotent little man and are unworthy of anything but”…900 word diatribes about how macho you are.
    “Progressive hordes”

  • Tom

    “I am highly skilled in the application of violence…”
    So when you beat your meat, you REALLY beat it?

    impressive…

  • 762×51

    How funny that you don’t know the derivation of that phrase. With every reply I get from you I find more reasons to laugh at you.

  • 762×51

    Actually, it was a diatribe about how weak, pathetic and impotent YOU are. That reading comprehension class isn’t going well for you I see. Thanks for caring enough to count the words though.

    More impotent bullshit from a pathetic coward.

  • Tom

    Wow…so you’re also an expert on the etymology and origins of Slang Terms For Male Masturbation?
    I bow to your superior knowledge and expertise on this “meaty” matter.

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