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Aug 18 2016

USDA Uses Your Money to Promote Lesbian Farming

Under rule by progressives, all government agencies share a single primary task: social engineering. For example:

The U.S. Department of Agriculture is holding summits to promote the role of lesbian farmers as a part of its “Rural Pride” campaign.

The federal government is run by rigid P.C. ideologues who despise anything rural, so “Rural Pride” would seem to be an oxymoron for them — except that in Liberalese, “pride” is a euphemism for homosexual deviancy, which they will go to any length to encourage because it undermines marriage, family, normalcy, morality, and Christianity, not to mention public health.

The agency is working with singer and LGBT activist Cyndi Lauper for a “day of conversation” about the struggles of gay and transgender individuals in rural America. The agency says its wants to change the perception of what it means to be a farmer in America away from the “white, rich male.”

We all know that white, rich males have been slated for eradication. But who knew that most farmers are rich?

Somehow I doubt we will eat any better if social engineers manage to replace farmers with impoverished lesbians.

A summit is scheduled for today at Drake University in Iowa.

“The Office of the Assistant Secretary of Civil Rights, in collaboration with the National Center for Lesbian Rights and The True Colors Fund, will engage with LGBT rural communities across the country to host the LGBT Rural Summit Series,” the USDA said. “Each series will offer a unique opportunity for USDA and other federal agencies to share information relating to policies, programs, and services that exist to protect, promote and strengthen LGBT rural communities.”

What the hell is the USDA doing promoting sexual depravity? Redistributing your money, that’s what it’s doing:

The all-day summit will teach lesbian and transgender hillbillies how to get subsidies from the government like rural housing loans and “community facility grants.” Bullying will also be discussed.

“Bullying” means displaying a lack of enthusiasm for the LGBT agenda.

The agency said nearly 10 percent of all same-sex couples in the United States live in rural areas and are “actually more likely to be families of color and raising children.”

“The National Gay and Lesbian Task Force also issued a report finding that these couples are more likely to be low-income and are almost twice as likely to receive public assistance,” the agency said. “The transgender community is particularly vulnerable.”

I swear this is on the level.

Via The College Fix:

It is unclear how much the program is costing U.S. taxpayers, although USDA’s Office of Civil Rights, which is coordinating the summits, requested $24.4 million in funding in its fiscal-year 2016 budget request.

If they can spend $millions of our money to promote twisted weirdness like lesbian/transsexual farming without a whisper of resistance, what can’t they do?

Cyndi Lauper
Cyndi Lauper: Now conspiring with the feds to turn farms into freak shows.

On tips from Torcer and Dan F.



  • Troy McClure

    To complete this farce we need a remake of “Green Acres” filmed in the style of “Arrested Development.”

  • White men who farm aren’t rich, but some in government are envious and love to take cheap shots at them. As for the summit to teach lesbians how to apply for fee gov’ment money, that’s called empowerment in the black community. They’re dreaming if they think they can just spend their way to successful farming. It takes a lot of knowledge and hard work. Being a trendy lesbian is not going to help grow things, tend to animals or fix equipment.

  • Wilberforce

    I live about one mile from Drake University here in Des Moines; this is completely believeable. Even though it’s an expensive private college, the area is infested with leftists.

  • Rex Kwon Do

    Speaking of fat lesbians….you’d better get used to kissing this fat ass, because she’s going to become President as a direct result of you morons.
    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0VB7XFizjOk/VO-j_vT1RxI/AAAAAAAAiaQ/U8Dm9tnZpuY/s1600/bigass.png

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  • NotKennedy

    Looks like Cyndi is aging a little better than Broomstick1.

  • NotKennedy

    I wonder if Helen Thomas ever shared a room with Hillary. Probably not, I think Helen was straight–as a hateful hatey hater could be.

  • Cruz Control

    “But I am perfectly content to hand over my sorry, skinny ass to Progs, lesbians and other kooks because I don’t wike Twump!” Boooohoooohooohooooo

  • DM

    I live right in the middle of MO farm country and don’t see any rich farmers/ranchers. It is mostly a family business here and everybody pitches in. Sometimes there are outside jobs just to keep the farm going. Even if you have a few acres and run some live stock it is grueling work. 24/7 you don’t get to put the cattle up while you go on vacation. You have to get up early or stay up all nite in calving season. You still have to feed/water the cattle when it snows/rains and they don’t have access to grazing areas. You have to repair fences all the time because you can’t afford to have even one animal wander away. The chickens have to be fed even if it is freezing out and you can barely walk on the frozen ground. So let some city slickers try it for a week or two in the dead of winter or the heat of the summer. They & their little Chihuahuas should have a real good time.

  • NotKennedy

    Sounds like your “sorry, skinny ass” has already been serviced by “Progs, lesbians and other kooks”! But, don’t despair, you’ll always have your little Twump!

  • BillyBob Bob
  • cecil2

    If they can keep the parasitic state out of their wallet they are something far more dangerous:

    independent

  • Tom

    With Arnold Ziffle as Buster?

  • Stosh

    It’s how to make American farmers produce more like the Venezuelan farmers….socialism at it’s finest.

  • Torcer

    That would be those who made the uninformed decision to support a man that Millions of Democrats wanted to be as the GOP nominee.

  • Paladin

    You don’t have self-watering Starbucks plants. You can’t grow non-GMO, free-range, gluten-free wheat. And tofu cattle don’t exist.

  • Grumpy Cat

    Hope you enjoy your boxcar rise to the FEMA camp after your new ruler Hillary takes the reigns as a direct result of your Trump bashing. Since you are an Internet tough guy, I’ll assume the real men will shove you to the corner where everyone takes a piss and a dump.

  • Grumpy Cat

    I’ve got a suggestion for a perfect addition to your girly wardrobe:

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  • Torcer

    And thus you epitomize those I referenced.

  • NotKennedy

    If you mother was good looking, I am probably your father!

  • StephaneDumas

    And the Zimbabwean farmers after Mugabe chased the white farmers (and now he tell them to come back after he screwed big time).

  • Obed Wolfinger

    But, the lesbian farmer can only grow bushes.

  • 762×51

    Trumpanzees ARE PROGRESSIVES. They back a Progressive candidate with Progressive ideas, therefore they are Progressives, period.

  • 762×51

    You Progressive fucks are so busy arguing over who our next “ruler” should be, you don’t even to stop to realize we shouldn’t a fucking RULER of any kind!

    I never knew you level of stupid could exist in a gravity environment.

  • 762×51

    They are working overtime to set the stage for their “rulers” failure. They desperately need someone to blame other than themselves, of course.

  • 762×51

    Under their arms.

  • Torcer

    If they were truly Conservative they would be taking responsibility for their actions.

  • 762×51

    Yes, but they aren’t and hate it when we point it out. Look at the level of abuse they are wiling to take, jihadi’s if ever I saw one.

  • Torcer

    Yes, just look at the abuse supposed trump ‘supporter’ KirklesWorth subjects everyone to.

    http://moonbattery.com/?p=75389

  • 762×51

    Indolent worm that he is, I dish it out to him pretty regularly. I like being a constant reminder to him of his juxtaposed fascism and cowardice. Rubbing his face in it at every exchange.

    My but he did put some effort into compiling his “list” of your work. I think you may have a secret admirer, know what I mean, nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more.

  • Torcer

    It does seem to be obsessed with me.
    As they say, you only catch flak when you’re over the target.

  • 762×51

    That is also when you have the best opportunity to do the most damage.

  • Torcer

    Which I think I’m doing right now. Bombs away!

    http://moonbattery.com/?p=75389

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