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Sep 12 2016

Why Hillary Collapsed Yesterday

No wonder Shrillary collapsed in public yesterday. She may not get to be president due to her legal troubles or her conspicuous health issues, but at least she is in a good position to win a lucrative medical malpractice lawsuit.

Shrillary suffers from thrombosis. She has had two blood clots in her legs and one in her brain. Check out what they prescribed after the brain clot:

Despite the clot’s disappearance, Clinton’s doctors put her on Coumadin as a precaution. The drug’s generic form, warfarin, was first used as a rat poison before becoming the most widely used blood thinner in the United States.

Who is the genius who put Shrillary on rat poison? Don’t they know who they are dealing with?

Coumadin is contraindicated for Shrillary.

  • Jack Bauer

    The uncontrolled coughing fits, at the worst possible time when she is campaigning, the long disappearances while she has nothing in her schedule, and now this incident, should lead anyone into concluding she is very ill. This is all to say nothing about the falls, and the head injury she sustained some time ago, or the fact that she just plain looks like hell.

    And what is the word from the Clinton campaign?
    “She’s just fine…..nothing to worry about”.

    And everyone is supposed to accept that, knowing all the while that the Clintons can’t tell the truth about anything, if their lives depended on it.

    But this is the Clinton’s well worn modus operandi….. No matter if Hillary is seriously ill. Get the office, get the power, and we’ll deal with it afterwards. Never a concern about what is best for the country— only what is best for them!

    And STILL the moonbats and the media, being the good little sheep say: “Baaaaaaa……I’m with Hillary……baaaaaaaa”!

  • Mr. Freemarket

    Perhaps they can install amimatronics in Hillary to keep her head bobbing, her mouth open and to open and shut her eyes. After all, if Disney can make a dummy appear life-like, why no Hillary?

  • Mr. Freemarket

    Dr. Drew lost his medical advice program on CNN when he suggested that Coumadin was an outdated drug for treating Hillary’s blood clots.

    Of course his advice was based upon the concept that:
    1. Hillary is human, and
    2. She hasn’t sold her soul to the devil and the contract is due. Then again, when did the terms of contract become meaningful to the Clintons….except of course if it involves a speaking fee.

  • Ol’ Uncle Lar

    More bad news; Daniel Webster is unavailable for the defense…

  • Eddie_Valiant

    I’m thinking Hill could be the real life version of “Weekend at Bernie’s”

  • TrojanMan

    We all know death would not stop the progressives from voting her in. As long as her name appears on the ballot the good little lemmings will vote for her. Dead people vote democrat all the time. Why not the dead voting for a dead candidate?

  • Saxon Warrior

    I wonder if her faithful little assistant Huma Abedin is aware of Hillary’s health problems. You can catch something nasty from close sexual contact and Huma deserves to know the truth.
    Bill on the other hand, is completely safe!

  • Saxon Warrior

    Good call. I hear that Demobats are still great fans of Che Guevara. Maybe they could use him as a replacement for Hillary. Nobody would notice the difference.

  • Saxon Warrior

    Last time I heard, Lucifer was desperately seeking legal advice to get out of the contract that he made with her.He’s terrified of her ending up in the lake of fire with him. He couldn’t cope with the competition.

  • TrojanMan

    He would be afraid of being her next victim. I can see the headline: “Satan died in a mysterious plane crash. Committed suicide before crash with two gunshots to the back of the head at long distance.”

  • Torcer

    Cokie Roberts: Democrats are whispering about possibly having to replace Hillary – Hot Air

    HEALTH WATCH: What Happens if Hillary Clinton Has to Drop Out?

    Cokie Roberts Floats That Dems Are ‘Nervously Whispering’ About Clinton ‘Stepping Aside’ via @mediaite

    9 unanswered questions about Hillary Clinton’s health scare via @nbcnews

    Hillary Clinton’s health just became a real issue in the presidential campaign

    Stumble Raises New Questions About Clintons Health | RealClearPolitics

  • Torcer
  • Torcer

    BREAKING: new footage of @HillaryClinton being escorted to van

  • Mr. Freemarket

    And here’s the simple truth….Hillary would do just as much for blacks and minorities as a dead president as she would as a live president.

    After all #BlackLivesDon’tMatter

  • Mr. Freemarket

    If you can catch it, Huma’s got it.

  • Spiny Norman

    Coumadin/Warfarin is a very effective blood thinner, and as noted, the most common treatment for thrombosis, but must be monitored closely because of the risk of uncontrolled internal bleeding. Drinking alcohol while taking it is especially dangerous. A good friend of mine died as a result of internal bleeding while being treated with Coumadin. A toxicology test post-mortem revealed a small amount of alcohol in his blood. Was it an unintentional “suicide”? Who knows.

  • Mr. Freemarket

    Actually, dead froggy is a lot easier to move around than “Incapacitated yet still massive Hillary.”

  • Mr. Freemarket

    Mommy, I don’t want a “Hillary on the campaign trail” dolly for Christmas. It’s ugly, smells bad, and the bobble head makes her look stupid. And you can’t even prop her up to look lifelike.

  • Mr. Freemarket

    Putin, however, will be glad. Imagine not having to listen to her spouting nonsense.

  • Spiny Norman

    Should I assume this post was meant as a response to Torcer’s cartoon video and not my comment?

  • J.j. Cintia

    Rumors are now going around that Hillary died yesterday. It would explain why they didn’t take her to the Hospital and instead went to Chelsea’s place. She didn’t just stumble, she was propped up on a concrete barrier and then collapsed. A piece of metal fell out of her pants leg. She must have been wearing leg braces to stand. She might have died before they pulled her into the van. Democrats are apparently arguing over who replaces her. That pneumonia story reminds me a lot of the “colds” Soviet Premiers were known to get when they died, to give The Party time to elect a replacement.

  • physicsnut

    // is she a witch ?
    // maybe there was a disturbance in the force ?

    // BILL CLINTON on HILLARY CHANNELING THE DEAD !!! remember that one ?

  • Cruz Control

    Yeah, and Osama bin Laden lives in Kalamazoo. Don’t forget to wear that helmet whenever you ride your tricycle in the driveway.

  • I’ve been seriously wondering if she’s been suffering micro-strokes. Has a stroke just bad enough to make her jitter, look like she’s totally unaware of her surroundings, collapse suddenly, and have coughing fits (my mom had a microstroke and she kept having coughing fits until she passed).

  • Mr. Freemarket

    Yes it was.

  • wingmann

    She was dodging sniper fire.

  • Rotohammer

    Hillary is a pathetic ailing buffoon who craves attention. She just wants to be president. “Look at me! The first woman president! Kiss my ring!” Whatever her ailments, they are only going to get worse, and she’s unfit to hold office as it is.

  • Torcer

    Apparently some do not care about her ‘condition’:

    Also: I would literally vote for Hillary Clinton's dead body over Donald Trump.— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit)

  • TrojanMan

    Shocker there, the dead already vote democrat. It would only be fitting for the live democrats to vote for the dead.

  • Torcer

    And that’s from a writer from the Tonight show..

  • TrojanMan
  • Grumpy Cat

    Love how when she bends over to give the little Bosnian girl her pneumonia the SS agents behind her get their heads blown off by snipers. LOL!

  • wingmann
  • 762×51

    And the Democrats would literally carry her dead body over the finish line to retain power.

  • TrojanMan

    LMAO!!!That is a good one.

  • 762×51

    I know i don’t care, I hope she dies.

    Either way, it;s the Clinton’s, we will never know the truth.

  • 762×51

    Dead froggy isn’t the problem here , the problem is “undead Froggy”.

  • 762×51

    Yes, it was late, sorry.

  • 762×51

    Oh, dare to dream . . .

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