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Nov 17 2016

UMass Moonbats Hold Sh**-in, Demanding Still More Pervert-Friendly Restroom Facilities

Moonbats’ reputation for being obsessed with all things fecal is well deserved. For example, at the University of Massachusetts, Amherst, students are staging a week-long “sh**-in,” intended to bully administrators into “de-gendering” restroom facilities:

The “Sh[**]-In at Whitmore” demonstration began Monday morning at the Whitmore Administration building (which the activists have nicknamed “Queermore”), and organizers intend to have students continue occupying stalls in the building’s male and female restrooms until their demands are met, though the Facebook event specifies a Friday afternoon ending.

Gender Liberation UMass (GLU), a student group at UMass, is responsible for organizing the event, and provides an online sign-up form for supporters to stake out specific times and locations, giving them the option of stating whether they prefer to be [alone] in a stall or to share one with “other sitters.”

Given the prominent role public restrooms play in the homosexual subculture, it is best not to think about what fecal-related activities might be going on in the shared stalls.

That more gender-neutral facilities would be necessary or even useful is doubtful, despite the extreme trendiness of pretending to be a member of the opposite sex. UMass already has over 200 single-user “gender-inclusive” restrooms and plans to create 50 more. But the social justice warriors do have other demands:

In addition to gender-neutral restrooms, the group is calling for the “advancement of medically and socially competent in-house transgender health services at the University Health Services center,” as well as the “hiring of a professor by the WGSS [Women, Gender, and Sexuality Studies Department] who is an expert in the field of critical transmisogyny from an intersectional perspective.”

Typically of outlandish moonbat demands, other students will be forced to pay for this idiocy, after the administrators inevitably cave.

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  • John27

    The feminazis will revolt after men piss all over the seats.

  • John27

    They seem to be very confused. They enrolled in a college by mistake when they apparently wanted to join a circus freak show.

  • Lock them in. When they get hungry enough, they’ll eat each other.

  • Occam’s Stubble

    Or they would if the “men” there weren’t a bunch of sitzpunklers.

  • so, what do they do when they have to shit?

  • Hey, hey we’re the T**d-Monkeys/
    And some folks say we’re s**tting around/
    But we’re too busy flingin’/
    To put anybody down…

  • Clown College is down in South Florida!

  • KHarn

    And takes their lessons more seriously!

  • NotKennedy

    Blame someone else!

  • Eddie_Valiant

    ZooMass is behind the pervert timeline?

    Well, not true at Salem State U in Salem MA. Here’s what greeted me when I went looking for a “men’s” room:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ee87246d980d6faec4cb8eb7b4474b1faa9a6da49359fb74929016c9d782a33a.jpg

  • NotKennedy

    I’m at the “end of the line” if you are familiar with the North Shore euphemisms.

  • George Lortz

    If the janitorial staff has any sense, they’ll take all the toilet paper out of the stalls.
    (ever notice that all these ‘movements’ occur in gun-free zones; states; etc. ? I can imagine if an irate, gotta go, CCW holder had to use the facility. Bang; demonstration over)

  • Eddie_Valiant

    Gotcha!

  • I read this malarkey and wonder why isn’t there more vigilante justice.

  • 762×51

    Soon, very soon now. Progressives are shifting into overdrive after having lost the last election, not just the WH as our cult friends will screech about, but the state legislatures, there are 33 R controlled now, more than at any time in American History and Governorships, plus 3 adding Missouri, New Hampshire and Vermont.

    They have started to panic seeing their gains of the last century and especially the last eight years potentially evaporating. They will now push much harder for street solutions to these problems like deBlasio(NYC) and Imanuel(ChiIraq) are already doing. The police cannot possibly keep up if they can get a widespread action plan into the streets. All that will take is getting their base of welfare recipient stoners off the couch and outside and nothing motivates those people like free crap. As I have pointed out to the most imbecilic of the tRump supporters, this was going to happen regardless, in fact, tRumps election may have hastened it because the Progressives are more inclined to this kind of street action than Conservatives. Enigmatically, we are better at it(combat) than they are but less inclined to do it.

    At that point you will a huge upsurge in vigilante justice, leading to more conflict leading to even more vigilante activity. Once entered, the cycle will have to run its course, there is no stopping it. With city police departments in disarray over immigration policy and individual cops afraid to act because of retribution from the SJW groups people will have to take matters into their own hands as pure self preservation. Once bullets are in the air, there is no stopping it.

  • 762×51

    Looks like a bunch of maggots in need of a group swirly.

  • KirklesWorth

    Too bad your mostly-good post was ruined by your irrational hatred.

    You wanted Hillary to win so you could be one of the “protesters” escalating the conflict into civil war. These are progressive “protesters” most of whom don’t even know what they are protesting for as long as they get their money. You are frustrated that contrary to your “tRumps election may have hastened it”, Trump’s election either delayed or prevented your civil war from happening.

  • 762×51

    Prove I wanted Hillary to win, LIAR! Just because you have a limited intellect does not make everyone who will not follow your cult a Hillary supporter.

    Contrary to reality, you assertion that “Trump’s election either delayed or prevented your civil war from happening.” is false. Remember the violent street riots, burning pillaging and looting that Conservative did when Obama was elected twice? Yeah, me either, This would have happened gradually as Hitlery tightened the noose but not immediately as they have with tRumps election. No stupid, regardless of cult doctrine, the civil unrest has begun and shows no signs of abating. Comrade Obama is egging them on as are other Dem politicians like Sanders and Warren. http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/11/17/obama-to-anti-trump-protesters-march-on.html

    Meanwhile, you fascist scum are working to criminalize anti-tRump protests. The criminal activities like breaking windows and burning crap are already illegal so this is aimed directly at being anti-Trump which is fascism. You own it imbecile.

    No stupid, things are heading in EXACTLY the direction I told you they would, REGARDLESS of which side of your uni-party won. I notice you don’t pull those posts out of your archive of my writings, only those which you deem to be offensive to you. What you are too stupid to understand is that offending you is the main thing I am trying to accomplish since you have nothing to say that interests me. LMAO!

  • KirklesWorth

    Prove I wanted Hillary to win, LIAR! Funny, you didn’t challenge me on this dozens of opportunities before, I wonder why? Here’s your proof:

    762×51: You really are stupid, aren’t you? I dislike tRump a thousand times more than I did prior to your infestation of MB. Maybe its because you are such a sniveling little twat, maybe it’s because he has backed off everything that got his campaign going to start with and proven his duplicity. No matter, I will never vote for him now, thanks to you.

    Is this indicative that you wanted Hillary to lose?

    Hey numbskull, you can’t make judgments on a civil war that isn’t even happening – even if you are defenending your progressive buddies to help you generate your civil war. Who’s side are you going to be on if this becomes a civil war? But then again I am reminded about your feeble mentality and useless predictions:

    762×51: Not only is tRump a surefire loser but he will also cause the loss of the Senate and possibly even the House. The Trumpanzee Progressives have done what they set out to do, elect Hillary Clinton.

    The fascist scum is you, as your words continue to demonstrate. Don’t make false claims that I am “working to criminalize anti-tRump protests” you liar. I don’t “own” anything regarding the protests and fascism – you do. These people are doing what you want and you are so happy about it you want to make popcorn and continue to condemn the right. You are a progressive in conservatives’ clothing.

  • grayjohn

    Get the names of everyone involved, expel them, invalidate their student ID’s and have them all arrested for trespassing. Tolerate this garbage once and you’ll tolerate it forever.

  • 762×51

    ROTFLMAO, you got a little foam on your lip there twerkleburp.

    I still don’t see ANY post that says I want Hillary to win. Your feeble attempt to prop up your strawman argument fails, as always. Your “interpretation” does not equal FACT, jackass.

    All is as Urkeljerk says it is, reality notwithstanding. Hey twerples, what is the punishment for reality when it does not comply with the cult mandate and your personal fascism?

    PROVE I said “These people are doing what you want “, LIAR. They are doing what I predicted, that does not equal what I want, you blithering idiot. You are so prejudiced that you will spew any lie to try and enforce your fascism. Well not here, not on me, you tool,and of course we all know you are too cowardly to try it in the real world.

    As a consolation prize you can GFY.

  • KirklesWorth

    I don’t see any foam. If you see foam, it is from your rabies.

    Oh, I was so hoping you would answer my question “Whose side are you going to be on if this becomes a civil war?”, but of course you are too much of a coward to.

    Hey idiot, where did I say I was a “progressive’? Remember as you just said, “Your “interpretation” does not equal FACT, jackass.” You’ve got a lot of posts with the lie that I’m a “progressive”, therefore just about everything you say fails. Your claim isn’t even a “strawman argument” needing a “prop up” – it’s an all-out lie.

    But if didn’t want Trump to win, who did you want to win? Feel free to keep demonstrating your stupidity – especially when you spout your wishful thinking like:

    762×51: Not only is tRump a surefire loser but he will also cause the loss of the Senate and possibly even the House. The Trumpanzee Progressives have done what they set out to do, elect Hillary Clinton.

    Sounds like you’ve conceded to me, like a good little progressive coward.

  • rex freeway

    Toss in some tear gas and lock the doors.

  • 762×51

    ROTFLMAO!! WOW, got a little worked up there GerbilTwerk. I see the archives you are keeping on MB posts is shaping up nicely. You should ready to start “reporting” us on Jan 21st. Gee, then you might not be SS-Rottenführer anymore. Might be a big promotion in it for you to “turn in” those who are disloyal to the cult or your Republican RINO Party.

    How are the goosestepping lessons coming? I hear you will performing for der Fuhrer soon. Good little Nazi.

  • KirklesWorth

    “Worked up”? The only person “worked up” was/is you in your own comments. You mean my archive Disqus? Yes, it is quite an archive of your “brilliance” – especially your progressive name-calling tactic you so love to use.

    Poor baby still being “oppressed”? Still crying about it like you did before like a good little butt-hurt “safe-space”-needing “microagression”-victimized progressive loser?

    But what can you expect from someone who is too cowardly to answer simple questions like:

    1. Whose side will you be on if there is a civil war?
    2. You wanted Trump to lose – who did you want to win?

    I will spare you the humiliation of reposing the statements in your hilariously wrong predictions and just leave you with the embedded hyperlink in case anybody is interested.

  • 762×51

    Ahhh, confined space CS gas training, those were the days.

  • 762×51

    Man I love getting you to put together all that stuff. Dance monkey. ROTFLMFAO!!!

  • KirklesWorth

    And I’m happy to do it – looks like hard work has paid off! You continue to demand my attention, and apparently want to be reminded of all the things you’ve said in the past – especially about your “progressive”-killing civil war. Which brings me back to:

    1. Whose side will you be on if there is a civil war?
    2. You wanted Trump to lose, who did you want to win?

    Here’s one of your statement selected at random…enjoy!

    762×51: Culprit, LMAO! You want civility in the middle of a war you started? Fat chance, douche bag. I just wish could see how long a prissy little f__k like you lasts when the shooting starts, minutes or seconds? You can walk around taking down information so you can turn others in later. Here’s a tip for you, if you suddenly feel very warm and can’t seem to draw a breath followed by deep, intense pain, you are hit. Unless you take the round in your cranial vault. LMFAO!! This comment was deleted.

  • 762×51

    Ahhh,the classics. Hey jagoff, check the story on tRumps enemies. Better start counting the minutes insect, the day is rapidly approaching when all that comes home to roost, as I predicted.

  • KirklesWorth

    1. Whose side will you be on if there is a civil war?
    2. You wanted Trump to lose, who did you want to win?

  • 762×51

    Apparently you have no idea what an imbecile you are, claiming I need a safe space then believing that you have “documented” it by posting the response I made to your implementation of language, and thereby thought, control here on MB. Your brand of political correctness sucks just as much as the D flavored fascists, jerkles, GFY.

  • KirklesWorth

    1. Whose side will you be on if there is a civil war?
    2. You wanted Trump to lose – who did you want to win?

    Boo-frickin’-hoo whining baby. Still to afraid to answer questions. My “implementation of language” and “thought control” huh? Wow, I must be awesome and you must be a “victim” like a good progressive! But how many times can you lose and cry about it? It’s not my blog – why aren’t you whining to Dave Blount about his “brand of political correctness” sucking? Yeah, “good for me”!

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