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Nov 23 2016

Election Inspires Phony Sexual Assault Claim

Given the blizzard of hoaxes we have been experiencing, it is probably best not to believe any tales of oppression you might read on Fakebook. From the state of Washington:

On November 11, the Kirkland Police Department received an email from a concerned citizen. It was a Facebook post from a female who stated she was sexually assaulted. She said Kirkland Police responded but would not investigate the case or even file a police report.

After a weeklong investigation officials finally tracked down the author of the original post at her work in Kirkland.

During the interview, the woman admitted she fabricated the entire event, and no assault occurred, and the Kirkland Police were never called.

Her reason: she was “distraught over the recent election.”

Maybe she was trying to raise awareness about how the police don’t care about rape victims in the world of her imagination. As a moonbat pretending to have been victimized, she belongs on the Hate Hoax List.

On a tip from Billybob Bob.



  • Silence Dogood

    Doesn’t surprise me. There are a lot of snowflakes on the east side. More morons than anything although I give the Kirkland police kudos, they know and follow the constitution

  • Jester

    Every conservative I know says: “I don’t like Trump personally, but now that he’s going into office, let’s talk about how he and the new Congress may or may not affect issues like the economy, immigration, healthcare, etc…”

    Every progressive I know says: “RACIST HOMOPHOBE RACIST SEXIST RACIST BIGOT RACIST ISLAMOPHOBE RACIST HOMOPHOBE RACIST SEXIST RACIST BIGOT RACIST I’M MOVING TO CANADA OR NORWAY OR DENMARK RIGHT NOW WHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    The Media says: “All conservatives are stupid uneducated RACIST HOMOPHOBE RACIST SEXIST RACIST BIGOT RACIST ISLAMOPHOBE RACIST redneck idiots, while all progressives are free-thinking highly educated smart intelligent tolerant geniuses.”

    Yeah. Ok. Yeah. Whatever.

  • Mr. Freemarket

    Here’s the other thing to keep in mind, Ms. Fake-Sexually Assaulted…..
    Time spent tracking you down and investigating your faux crime is time that could have been spent investigating actual criminals and taking them off your streets.

    In other words, you are part of the problem.

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