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Nov 22 2016

Gwyneth Paltrow Thinks Water Understands English and Is Hurt by Harsh Words

Bad idea. Quintessential moonbat movie star Gwyneth Paltrow has opened her mouth again:

The ‘consciously uncoupled’ star revealed that she follows the work of Japanese scientist Masaru Emoto, whose experiments attempt to investigate whether human consciousness has a direct effect on the molecular structure of water.

This “scientist” has asserted that shouting at rice makes it go bad.

“I am fascinated by the growing science behind the energy of consciousness and its effects on matter,” Paltrow wrote in a blog post for her much derided clean living website GOOP.

“I have long had Dr Emoto’s coffee table book on how negativity changes the structure of water, how the molecules behave differently depending on the words or music being expressed around it.”

Dr. Emoto. Sounds like a character in one of her lamer movies — from which she is probably unable to distinguish reality.

It turns out though that not only can water understand spoken English, it can read too. Her friend Dr. Habib Sadeshi explains:

“Japanese scientist Masaru Emoto performed some of the most fascinating experiments on the effect that words have on energy in the 1990s.

“In his experiments, Emoto poured pure water into vials labelled with negative phrases like ‘I hate you’ or ‘Fear’. After 24 hours, the water was frozen, and no longer crystallised under the microscope: It yielded grey, misshapen clumps instead of beautiful lace-like crystals.

“In contrast, Emoto placed labels that said things like ‘I love you’ or ‘Peace’ on vials of polluted water, and after 24 hours, they produced gleaming, perfectly hexagonal crystals.”

Whether anyone outside Tinseltown takes this kookery seriously is doubtful, but an alarming number of people take Hollyweirdos seriously, even allowing them to influence their political views.

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Another bad idea: Paltrow without makeup.

On tips from Varla and Steve T.



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