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Feb 27 2017

Rachel Dolezal Hits the Skids

The racial impostor business is still working out okay for Talcum X. Not so for Rachel Dolezal:

Dolezal, the infamous white woman who for years passed herself off as African American and rose to become head of an NAACP branch, is now jobless, on food stamps and expects to soon be homeless.

A defiant Dolezal, 39, recounted her current plight to The Guardian. Dolezal said she’s only been offered jobs in reality television and porno flicks. A friend helped her come up with the money for February’s rent and she doesn’t know how she’s going to pay for March.

And she still says she’s not white.

She says she is “trans-black.” If Bruce Jenner can pass himself off as a woman…

Times have been tough since she was exposed as a faux person of politically preferred pigmentation:

The formerly successful leader of the Spokane NAACP chapter and a university professor [actually instructor], Dolezal – who once sued historically-black Howard University for racial discrimination, because she was white – now says she’s been turned down for 100 jobs and her memoir was rejected by 30 publishers before finding a taker.

The title of the memoir: In Full Color. Rachel has as much color as Casper the Ghost. But she feels herself to be black, and since biological reality is only a social construct according to liberal ideology, she asks,

“What other choice is there than to be exactly who we are?”

I was going to burst into tears over the plight of this poor lunatic, but then I realized that Captain Capitalism is right. Being an unemployable persona non grata instead of getting the preferences she must have expected to receive by pretending to be black is poetic justice.

Rachel Dolezal back when she was white.

On tips from Heckrules, Steve2, KirklesWorth, StephaneDumas, rpp618, and Sufferfortribe.

  • Troy McClure

    Gingers have no soul…. Get it? NO SOUL!!!!!

  • Kevin R.

    Maybe she should try being just a human being.

  • Musicmaven

    She could become a Cherokee like Sen. Lizzie “Fauxcahontas” Warren. Checking the box continues to be a bonanza for Lizzie.

  • rpp618

    I can usually feel some degree of sympathy for people, no matter who they are. I have real trouble generating any sympathy for her.

    I place the blame for Rachel Dolezal, Shaun King, trans-sexuals, homosexuals, cross-dressers,the rise in pedophilia and pederasty squarely in the lap the clinical psychiatrists who came up with bizarre DSM III, IV and V standards removing sexual

    perversions and deviancy as mental health conditions and instead asserting that they are all in the range of normal human behavior.

    The medical profession has abandoned these people resulting in endless personal tragedies, suicides, ruined lives, ruined families, ruined nations and the decline of civilization. This is NOT an exaggeration.

  • MAS

    “Dolezal, the infamous white woman who for years passed herself off as African American and rose to become head of an NAACP branch, is now jobless, on food stamps and expects to soon be homeless.”

    Either a very dedicated method actress or she actually is black…unemployed and on food stamps is pretty good indicia.

  • Occam’s Stubble

    At some point, she’s just going to have to give up and avail herself of her white privilege.

  • Agrippa

    Gotta admit, she sure looks African-American to me – NOT.
    Sorry, Rae, but your 15 minutes are up and will never come back. Best of luck living the Obama’s Amerika dream (or you can re-think your idiocy and maybe find a real job like most of the rest of us? You know, strive to better yourself? Ah, of course not . . . You’re a libtard dolt).

  • Musicmaven

    I also wonder how they can treat transgenders with massive amounts of hormones for years and years and call it a good medical protocol.

  • Rotohammer

    Will she have enough money for perms? Shaun King has it easier – he just gets the buzz cut so we don’t see his straight hair.

  • geeknerd

    I didn’t think white people COULD get food stamps.

  • Sufferfortribe

    She’s probably more worried about having money for her tanning salon treatments.

  • grayjohn

    I see what you did there…

  • grayjohn

    A shame to waste a perfectly good white girl like that. Just a shame.

  • ICEvictim

    ‘hits the skids’
    heck, she IS a skid – a skid mark on the sheet of the world

  • NotKennedy

    If DOKTOR Melissa Click could find a new patron, Elizabeth Warren is a Cherokee and you can keep your doctor…then Rachel can become whatever she fells like, homeless, destitute or plain old pitiful. If she goes with Hustler, I might take a look!

  • Jester

    Miz Dolezal, like so many progressives I know, is so bored. So very, very bored. I feel sorry for her now that her gravy train is over.

  • markflag

    The American Academy of Pediatrics has a position statement that beginning hormonal therapy in kids is child abuse. Very astute and accurate.

  • 762×51

    So she perpetrated fraud for years and now can’t find a job? Weird.

    Never having been convicted does not mean she isn’t viewed as a ex-con.

    Turns out there is a surplus of non-mental patients out there to hire.

  • oldguy

    Maybe she should consider a career as a street-walker in the ghetto.

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