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Feb 28 2017

Tax on Caucasians Proposed

One of the fundamental hallmarks of an advanced society is equality before the law. You don’t get this in Islamic societies, where Christians and Jews are normally allowed to live so long as they submit deferentially to Islam, but have to pay a special tax. You also won’t get it in liberal utopia, where whites will be expected to pay a similar punitive tax:

To even the playing field, the privileged should pay more.

“The privileged” means white people, who tend to create more wealth than certain other groups due to differences in IQ and work ethic.

I don’t know how much more, but it must be more. Let’s start at 5% as if centuries of subjugation could ever be righted by such a minuscule percentage. …

While extracting this money is the most important aspect, not far behind is how it’s used. We must ensure that this money is used where it will benefit minorities the most.

Expropriating the money is more important than spending it because the point is to inflict damage out of sheer malice. Obama expressed similar sentiments early in his administration, when he proclaimed that he would favor raising capital gains taxes even if it resulted in lower revenue, because the real point is not to acquire the money but to steal it from disfavored people for openly malevolent purposes of “social justice.”

If we kept things simple, we could redistribute the money based on non-Caucasian race status. According to InfoPlease.com, whites account for 63.7% of the population (a population of 308.7 billion based on the 2010 census).

To get a number that low, they count all Hispanics as non-white — e.g., Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio.

This leaves $151 billion to be dispersed over 36.3% of the population, or 112 million. That’s $1,348 for every US minority individual or roughly $3,000 per minority household on an annual basis. While $3,000 could never rectify centuries of abuse, it could at least give minorities the financial tools to compete in a white, male-dominated society.

Not all Caucasians would have to pay the full 5%. A 3% rate is proposed for the “Non-cisgender Caucasian.” Just call it transsexual privilege.

Speaking of trans privilege, here’s an update:

We have reached out to the author of this article. They have confirmed that if you were born white, but identify as a different race or otherkin, you would be void from paying the Equality Tax. You would just have to submit proof that this transformation is genuine.

What the word “genuine” might mean in a world full of Bruce Jenners and Rachel Dolezals is anyone’s guess.

If Nano ever immigrates to the USA, she will be relieved to hear that identifying as a cat gets her out of the tax. Presumably she would qualify for the $1,348 annual payment for being a minority.

rachel-dolezal-ebony
Would get extra cash to supplement her food stamps.

On a tip from J.



  • grayjohn

    They could buy more crack. No thanks. Shove that one until it makes your head pointy.

  • Saxon Warrior

    Imagine this deluded fantasy becomes law.
    So every White person in the country gets fed up and transforms into being Black for tax avoidance reasons.
    Moonbats are then back where they started!

    You just can’t fix stupid!

  • ‘a population of 308.7 billion based on the 2010 census’ … out of a world population of 7 billion.

    wesplain ought to rename themselves ‘wesuckatsplainin’

  • Cecil Henry

    This sounds like something HITLER would do!!

  • Anonymous
  • Scotty

    Taxing white people (and Asians) and paying the money to black people wouldn’t require a reparations tax, it’s just called a tax. By some estimates, the cumulative wealth transfer from white people to black people over the last 50 years is roughly $20 trillion. The racial differences in the tax dollars put in is so lopsided that it’s never been released publicly.

  • Easy Way #6

    1 unconstitutional. 2. massive civil disobedience motivator. 3 I just decided that I am genuinely a trans-lesbian. No one least of all the State may dispute my self definition.

  • JackisBack

    So a poverty stricken White male in the Appalachian Mountains of Kentucky would be penalized for his White privilege While a black lawyer or doctor would receive blood money?

    Next, Whites will have to present papers to minority councils whenever asked.

  • Troy McClure

    Would dressing up as Al Jolson be genuine or not?

  • James McEnanly

    How would they determine who is or not of African origin? Are they going to do some sort of genetic test? What are they going to do if someone shows a mixed genetic history?

  • Dan Northrup

    Dear people who believe in this nonsense. I have not ever wanted to touch your hair. Please leave me alone if possible.

  • Auburn Rapunzel

    The fact that they think 5% of a household’s income is a trivial amount reveals that the people who proposed this have a lot of free money lying around. Talk about privilege!

  • octa bright

    This a matter of political power in its most raw form. Once the precedent is created there would be no barrier to prevent punitive and discriminatory taxation on POC. It also would create a legal justification for the return of Jim Crow laws.
    I try to be courteous and maintain a polite demeanor when posting online but in this case I fail.
    THIS IDEA IS SO INCREDIBLY MORONICALLY STUPID FROM THE STAND POINT OF THE PEOPLE IT IS SUPPOSED TO HELP THAT IF IT IS NOT A PARODY THE CREATORS ARE TOO STUPID TO BE ALLOWED N PUBLIC LIFE.

  • Anonymous
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  • Rotohammer

    A flat tax rate is already progressive, and then we pile on a progressive rate scheme on top of that. When whitey be makin mo, he be payin mo already.

  • ICEvictim
  • 762×51

    Only if you can sing Mammy.

  • 762×51

    Early 20th century American Progressives are the people who taught the Nazi’s to be . . . Nazis.

  • 762×51

    “To get a number that low, they count all Hispanics as non-white — e.g., Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio.”

    Don’t forget George Zimmerman – the White Hispanic, LMAO!

    I say go ahead and pass this, I will not comply.
    I will not obey their laws.
    I will not fund their agendas.
    I will not recognize their authority.
    I will not surrender.

  • Socialism seeks to remove any barriers to power by taxing and killing obstacles to their goal.

  • Silence Dogood

    Wow, the article mentioned at the top HAS to be satire. Nobody is that stupid AND racist. It is clearly insanity in it’s beginnings.

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