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Mar 10 2017

No Really: CNN Presenter Eats Human Brain on TV

At this point it isn’t easy for the moonbats at CNN to hit new lows. Yet they manage:

CNN presenter Reza Aslan has been heavily criticized after he ate part of a human brain while filming with a Hindu cannibal sect in India.

The Iranian born Muslim Aslan…

…drank an alcoholic drink from a human skull, before eating what he was told was human brain.

At one point he fell out with the Aghori guru who shouted: ‘I will cut your head off if you keep talking so much.’

The guru began eating his own faeces and then hurled it at Aslan.

Aslan quipped: ‘I feel like this may have been a mistake.’

Ya think?

CNN may have intended to show how politically correctly in tune it is with the Third World. But Hindus are fuming that this small cult of Shiva devotees hardly represents mainstream Hinduism.

Geeks biting the heads off of chickens in back tents at carnivals are now just a fond memory of more tasteful times.

Reza Aslan
Reza Aslan chowing down on human brain.

On a tip from Everyday President.

  • grayjohn

    Many insidious diseases are transmitted that way. CNN kind of diseases and brain rot.


    Perverts, Satanists, Cannibals – and those are just the reporters: THIS IS CNN

  • SNuss

    Liberalism IS a brain disease.

  • Greg
  • PasserBy

    Whose brain was it?

    Was it a person who died of natural causes, or someone murdered by the cannibals?

    BTW, did you know that Reza Aslan is a Muslim? Iranian American who converted to Christianity, and then back to Islam.

  • DM

    We should be thanking CNN (now cannibal news network) for exposing the true nature of the savage societies they want us to accept into our county. Every time they dip into and celebrate the depravity that exists outside of western civilization, maybe some of the few that are still watching cnn will be revolted enough to wake up to what is happening and give up the liberal agenda that leads straight to the suicide of western civilization.

  • Mack

    And the government of India has done nothing?

  • George Lortz

    Closest anybody on CNN ever came to having a brain.


    From Cannibal Network News:

    He had more brain in his mouth that day than he has in his head.

  • magic1114

    Being as this is CNN we’re talking about, I find it completely believable. Next up: a donkey shit sandwich…

  • Charlie Wiegert

    An insane cannibal beheading a Muslim CNN operative. The entertainment value doesn’t get any higher than that.

  • Jester

    Eating human brains actually explains VOLUMES on why progressives are so insane. Ever heard of the human version of ‘Mad Cow Disease’?

  • Rotohammer

    It was natural causes – Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease.

  • ICEvictim

    doesn’t look very big. Must have been Cher’s.

  • 762×51

    ” ‘I will cut your head off if you keep talking so much.’”

    Seems like there is a lesson in there for all American Progressives to learn.

    The Cannibal News Network thing is hilarious, I hope it sticks.

  • RKae

    Yup. I came here to say that very thing: Kuru, baby. Kuru.

  • RKae

    Eating human brains on TV?

    Looks like CNN is finally playing to their zombie base.

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  • CrushAllDems


    A CNN story sympathetic to Jeffrey Dahmer…

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  • Auburn Rapunzel


    I’m pretty sure this doesn’t help the Left’s case that immigrants from the Middle East are actually decent people just like us.

    Because first, I couldn’t get past “what?” Then my reaction was, “Wasn’t eating brains a transgressive shock-value scene from a HORROR film not that long ago? How is this now primetime cable?”

  • sandyaz

    well when he develops human spongiform encephalopathy, he will have no one but himself to blame.

  • JonBrooks

    ‘Send more paramedics!”

  • Gene

    Aslan quipped: ‘I feel like this may have been a mistake.’

    Repeating a comment his mother made when he was born.

  • Saxon Warrior

    Yes, Aslan is a Muslim who practices taqiyya (deception) to claim that Islam is a religion of peace and that Sharia law is relatively benign. He is also a subtle but blasphemous critic of Jesus Christ.
    Eating brains is probably nothing to him.

  • James McEnanly

    Drop these people into a third world lunatic asylum, and they would praise the enlightened ways of the inmates. Apparently Western medicine is just another backward set of customs to him

  • Momster

    Or conceived.

  • Momster

    Libturds ARE zombies, after all. Brain dead, controlled by their masters, and only seeking to destroy and make others like themselves. Also, very, very scary to the normies.

  • Momster

    It was Anderson Cooper’s. He won’t miss it, he wasn’t using it anyway.

  • Momster

    So, he ate the brain of a murder victim? Wow, CNN…are your ratings THAT bad? What’s that you say? The person died of natural causes? What disease did he/she die from? There is a reason why we hunt wild animals or raise animals for slaughter. We don’t generally eat animals we just find dead. Not healthy, you know.

    I guess the cannibal decided not to cut his head off…not enough brains inside to make it worthwhile to crack his thick skull.

  • Ken Abbott

    Precisely. This was extraordinarily risky and stupid.

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