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Mar 19 2017

Secret Feminist Weapon Revealed

The war between the sexes has escalated alarmingly:


On a tip from Jester. Hat tip: The Safest Space.

  • Saxon Warrior

    Yes, we know that feminists are gross, unattractive, stupid and completely undesirable. Now you tell us that they like to drop their guts in public.
    Why am I not surprised?
    And if she thinks that her farting is a weapon against men, she’s in for a shock. Men have always been superior to women when it comes to blowing off. If she wants a war we should give her one!

  • Obed Wolfinger

    So, she thinks it’s okay to increase her carbon assprint?

  • chesterarthur

    You must be a real hoot(or toot) to be around,Aunt Gassy.

  • Americangirl5

    Wasn’t that a song – “I am woman hear me fart.”?

  • George Lortz

    Why wouldn’t a feminist fart ? They’re all full of shiite anyway.

  • ICEvictim
  • Eddie_Valiant

    Geez, I hope they never learn how to make a Dutch Oven

  • Spiny Norman

    Oh, ya think that’s gross? It gets better.

    Key quote: Hello from the other siiiide!”

    (Probably not safe for work.)

  • Momster

    I use my weaponized farts in a casino to get someone off a slot machine that I want to play. It’s easy to weaponize them…just eat at the buffet.

  • Momster

    No, you NEVER hear them fart. They specialize in SBD’s. You only THINK their farts make noise when you hear them yakking.

  • Momster

    Belching, too. Don’t forget belching!!

  • TED

    ACTUALLY this works BOTH ways…MEN have been been using forever…

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  • grayjohn

    Farting? I thought that was her singing voice…

  • Yeah but the funniest time is when you try to fart and crap all over yourself like an idiot.
    Then you get to wear it all the way home

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