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Mar 17 2017

British Architect Moves to Cuba, Learns All About Communism

British architect Stephen Purvis moved with his wife and four kids to Cuba, apparently looking for moonbattery. He found it — along with a 16-month dose of wisdom when he was thrown in prison, apparently because a coworker denounced him:

My universe has shrunk to the dimensions of a king-size mattress – not much more than 6ft square.

This is a standard cell in Villa Marista, the state security interrogation centre. It’s a dungeon I will have to share with three other people for months, even years. Four people in a tiny concrete box in a country where the summer temperature is 40 degrees [104°F] and the humidity 80 per cent.

The washing and toilet facilities are a 3ft-square sunken trough by the cell door. These dungeons were built to KGB technical specifications. We are reduced to animals in a zoo for enemies of the state. …

In Villa Marista, there is on average one proper suicide attempt a month. Two out of three inmates go mad.

But Purvis probably came out saner than he went in. At least he knew enough afterward to get the hell out of Cuba.

That’s the world entertainment industry moonbats think it would be trendy to impose on Americans.

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A few months in a Cuban dungeon might cure even Oliver Stone of moonbattery.

Hat tip: Babalú Blog.


  • Mr. Freemarket

    Hey, Cuba’s not so bad. In the former Soviet Union, Stalin and Lenin killed about 50 million of their fellow citizens.

    The Castro brothers, and their pal, Che, have killed way less than that.

  • Anonymous

    Thank God we voted for Trump, Hillary would’ve wanted this mess for “social justice” or something…
    http://i.imgur.com/d5Z4tEh.gif

  • MAS

    Reality sucks…that’s why leftists tend to like drugs so much.

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  • Saxon Warrior

    And not everybody is poor in Cuba….. Castro’s got a big house, big car and lots of money. Who says that socialism doesn’t work?

  • Troy McClure

    It’s funny that Married With Children is pretty much the only TV show in existence that dared to have a realistic depiction of Castro.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3L84dZpck4

  • OldSailor

    Which street corner do you work?

  • OldSailor

    Some animals are more equal than others.

  • George Lortz

    I nominate Michael Moore for a stay down there. His fat ass wouldn’t last two weeks in that cell.

  • Take The Red Pill

    If he had a big car, why didn’t they use it to carry his casket to the cemetery (instead of a jeep which broke down)?

  • Take The Red Pill

    The Castros and their buddy Che didn’t have as much time or as big a population to murder.

  • Ol’ Uncle Lar

    Given Mikey’s size anybody else they tried to stuff in the cell would die of suffocation first.

  • Ol’ Uncle Lar

    Yup, their motto is, “Reality is only for those who can’t handle drugs”.

  • Buffalobob

    I wonder if the Brits will take him back?, Did he buy a Che Guevara tee shirt while in Cuber?

  • ICEvictim

    you have to wonder what that idiot said or printed. Libtards think they can spout off in those places like at home. Then they wind up in a craphole jail or dead. Too bad all the libs can’t get a dose of this.

  • final four

    I doubt it oliver stone still remembers kent state.

  • grayjohn

    Viva Utopia!

  • grayjohn

    A Russian jeep too.

  • 762×51

    I suggest we ship them a couple hundred thousand Progressives per month, see how many want to come back. Paying their moving expenses would be getting off cheap.

    The repatriation process would be very slow with one clerk in a janitors closet in rural VA doing the paperwork.

  • Mr. Freemarket

    So you are saying “they did their best…..”

    ;->

  • Mr. Freemarket

    I understand health care for the elites isn’t bad, either.

  • JackisBack

    The former Slave-trade nation of England thinks that just because they are not Americans, that the world loves them. Sure, they are more tolerant of blacks, but that is because they were smart enough to sh-t where they slept.

  • Momster

    Yes! The office could be staffed by one non-essential employee who gets a day off whenever a cloud passes over the sun. Of course there will have to be a supervisor…but don’t worry…supervisors never pick up the slack.

  • Momster

    His butt wouldn’t fit in the cell.

  • Momster

    The only reason Castro didn’t kill as many as Stalin and Lenin is that there aren’t as many people in Cuba as there were in the USSR.

  • Momster

    Didn’t want to make the proles upset by revealing how much they are getting skrewed.

  • JmsA

    How long before they finally learn that the only ones exempt from such treatment in that imprisoned island are the brutal rulers and their gang of murderous thugs?

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