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Mar 20 2017

Tax Exempt Status Granted for After School Satan Club Amazingly Quickly

At last we know how the Tea Party groups held in limbo for as long as 7 years or denied altogether by Obama’s weaponized IRS could have achieved tax-exempt status in no time. All they had to do was claim to worship Satan:

Documents obtained by Judicial Watch include the process of establishing an after-school Satan club at Point Defiance Elementary in Tacoma. The entity behind the club is a nonprofit called Reason Alliance, which is based in Somerville, Massachusetts, and operates in Washington State as the Satanic Temple of Seattle. … Children ages 5-12 will develop basic critical reasoning, character qualities, problem solving and creative expression, according to the Satanic Temple filings included in the documents. … Records obtained by Judicial Watch from the Treasury Department show that the Satanic cult applied for tax-exempt status on October 21, 2014 and received it on October 31, 2014.

Halloween. Perfect.

The Satanic Temple made it clear that it is only interested in starting after school Satan clubs at schools that already have Christian Good News clubs, in order to counter them. This may be what endeared the Satanists to federal bureaucrats.

Encouragingly, 2 weeks after the Satan club was launched at Point Defiance, no one had signed up for it. They should have launched it in D.C. instead, somewhere near the IRS offices.

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How cute.

On tips from J, Stormfax, and Bodhisattva.


  • Mr. Freemarket

    Suggested topics for discussion at the next club meeting….

    1. Is abortion the same as Child Sacrifice as described in the Bible?
    2. Why did Mommy let me live, while “getting” rid of my brother and/or sister?
    3. Religion for Fun and Profit?
    4. Why do we hate Christians and love Muslims?
    5. Why does Satan teach “There is No God?”

  • It took them ten whole days?? Why? Was there a holiday weekend in between?

  • Mr. Freemarket

    Clearly they had to carefully examine their application, verify that everything on it was absolutely correct. Plus, as a bureaucracy, the IRS has a considerable work backlog. Some employees have literal piles of paperwork that they have to go through. So it is understandable that it takes some time for an application to work its way to the top of the pile. While ten days is a long time for their application to be approved, there are reasonable explanations for the delay.

    This is, after all, the Federal Government. They have a lot of important work to do. Plus, these employees need to take a break from actual work from time to time. The porn on government computers isn’t going to just pop up without help.

  • I got a look at some of their screening questions. Number one was:
    Do you own, or have you ever owned a Gadsden flag?

  • Mr. Freemarket

    Another question “are firearms evil?”

  • RKae

    Help me out here. What’s with after school clubs needing ANY sort of taxation status?

    If I formed an after school model train club, what would we be paying taxes on, and who would be doing the annual filing?

  • 762×51

    #5 is especially interesting since God does not teach there is no Satan.

  • 762×51

    I’m going to go waaay out on a limb here and suggest it is another Progressive money laundering organization.

    Clearly tRump has not de-weaponized the IRS. I wonder why?

  • Or, “Have you ever read the Bible, or any book in its entirety?

  • Eddie_Valiant

    #6 – Why did the Democrats, at their 2012 Convention, boo when the name of God was mentioned?

  • Mr. Freemarket

    Because they weren’t talking about the “right” God. Had the term Allah been inserted in their platform instead, there would have been overwhelming support.

    Oh, wait…that was supposed to be rhetorical….

    My bad.

  • Mr. Freemarket

    Do books that are mostly pictures count? How about if you just looked at the pictures and ignored the captions?

  • Mr. Freemarket

    There is opposition in all things. There cannot be good unless there is bad.

  • Or those that haven’t been fully colored!

  • TrueConservative

    Hey Trump: WHY is this excrement STILL HEAD of the corrupt irs ?????? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/534aaa77a9adfa25422f0d5184beb3ff13c05c4e05bf636894f132e62669a5f0.jpg

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