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Mar 20 2017

Socialist Regime in Venezuela Responds to Bread Shortage by Attacking Bakers

Venezuela is responding to severe food shortages just as you would expect of an authoritarian collectivism regime — by cracking down on people who produce food and seizing the means of production:

In a press release, the National Superintendent for the Defense of Socioeconomic Rights said it had charged four people and temporarily seized two bakeries as the socialist administration accused bakers of being part of a broad “economic war” aimed at destabilizing the country.

According to Juan Crespo, president of the Industrial Flour Union, the actual problem is that the government isn’t importing enough flour. No doubt the Maduro and his bureaucracy can fix this by issuing a decree that bread will henceforth be made without flour. That would be consistent with Maduro’s approach to the long lines of people waiting to buy bread:

[Last week] Maduro launched “Plan 700” against what he called a “bread war,” ordering officials to do spot checks of bakeries nationwide. In the plan, the government said it would not allow people to stand in line for bread but it’s unclear how it might enforce the order.

Plan 701 might entail employing machine guns to do away with bread lines. Venezuela is reaching that stage of socialism.

At least the authorities may have finally resolved the shortage of toilet paper. They had already tried confiscating stockpiles and then seizing control of toilet paper factories. Taking over bakeries may prove more effective regarding the T.P. shortage, because if you don’t have food, what do you need toilet paper for?

empty-toilet-paper-roll
Maduro finally solves a problem.

On tips from Lyle and Torcer.



15 Responses to “Socialist Regime in Venezuela Responds to Bread Shortage by Attacking Bakers”

  1. Saxon Warrior says:

    It’s just history repeating itself. Socialism always creates this.

    To any moonbats reading this:- Do you know what the word ‘history’ means?
    Try looking it up.

  2. Ol' Uncle Lar says:

    They’re still hung up on finding “Herstory” and not patriarchal “History”!!

  3. Ol' Uncle Lar says:

    Typical socialist solution to a problem. If there’s a shortage of T.P., starve people ’cause if ya don’t eat ya don’t poop. Problem solved.

  4. Tchhht!!! says:

    They can always make bread out of sawdust. I hear the NAZIs did it. Seems appropriate.

  5. Eddie_Valiant says:

    Saxon, how many times must you be reminded that liberal do not deal in facts?

    /sarc

  6. Eddie_Valiant says:

    Good way to get fiber. Except there’s no TP, so this could get messy…..

  7. Silence Dogood says:

    You just can to make this stuff up. Where did common sense go?

  8. Mr. Freemarket says:

    How sad to live in capitalist America where obesity is a major problem of the poor.

  9. Depwavid says:

    And we keep Venezuela around why? As a living museum of how bad socialism actually is?

  10. TrueConservative says:

    Guess you haven’t heard, Dave, but Venezuela has “solved” its TP problem —since she didn’t win, leftover rolls have bee sent to the socialists -who really enjoy using them, like most Americans would !!!!! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/653abfb441a4dd4a5249c7c41008c48b011ae508a2d4e4f12187b47e7889d9d6.jpg

  11. OldSailor says:

    Eddie, your /sarc isn’t needed. Most liberals don’t care what the facts are but what they FEEL does.

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