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Apr 19 2017

Moonbattery Applied to Jeans Design

Considering that Levi’s is headquartered in San Francisco, and that gayification affects most everything these days, the Vetements x Levi’s collaboration shouldn’t take too many people by surprise:

/vetements-levis

When little boys wear them in Hollywood, they will be known as easy-access trousers.

On a tip from Stormfax.



  • KirklesWorth

    Sure…a butt zipper is worth at least a grand…although plumbers will display their cracks for free if you want.
    http://www.geekologie.com/2012/07/09/crack-cleavage-1.jpg

  • Occam’s Stubble

    Many years ago, I had a friend who we all thought was in the closet. We used to joke about him wearing this type of jeans. I guess moonbattery is when jokes become reality.

  • OldSailor

    O.M.G!
    I’ll never be able to look at Levi’s Jeans the same way again.

  • OldSailor

    At least he’s got a sense of humor.

  • Occam’s Stubble

    That’s some cleavage right there, boy.

  • SineWaveII

    ??? Why in the WORLD would anyone want a zipper up their crack? Are there no sane people left in the world? Imagine who much fun it would be to sit on that for a long drive.

  • Mr. Freemarket

    Reminds me of a gal I used to date.

  • Mr. Freemarket

    Levi’s are free to put zippers in the back of their jeans. I am free to buy Kirkland jeans at Costco.

    Let’s see if this fad continues.

  • Eddie_Valiant
  • Ed C

    Yeah me too.These were around back in the 70’s.Back then they
    were known as “drive in’s”.

  • Libraryguy

    My eyes!!

  • ICEvictim

    I get Wranglers.

  • Bosun Higgs

    Lawrence, lean forward and choke yourself!
    https://youtu.be/QkGVpFoRXTI

  • Anonymous

    When I was in college, there was a hot girl at my dorm who had jeans that zipped up the back– yes, they were called “gay jeans” and she got pissed about people snickering she liked sodomy.

  • KirklesWorth

    Toughskins?

  • Steve2

    Kirklesworthland?

  • MAS

    Have done so for decades…started when Levis went openly rainbow coalition (though it wasn’t called that at the time).

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