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Jul 13 2017

Golden Showers on the NYC Subway

This little vignette sums up why I left New York long before de Blasio took over and threw the decay into overdrive:

[A 26-year-old] woman told police she was sitting in the middle car on the Brooklyn-bound [J] train as it left the 75th St.-Elderts Lane station in Jamaica [Queens] about 1:50 a.m. — her eyes closed as she listened to music on her headphones — when she felt something wet hit her face.

When she opened her eyes, she found a complete stranger urinating on her, cops said.

We need to establish some kind of firewall between parts of the country that are under total liberal control, and those that are still livable, so that the infection does not keep spreading.

j-train-nyc
Next stop, the bowels of hell.

On a tip from Sean C.


  • KauaiGoneGin

    Build a wall around Manhattan and get Snake Plisken to help guard it so nobody escapes.

  • Torcer

    We need to establish some kind of firewall between parts of the country that are under total liberal control, and those that are still livable, so that the infection does not keep spreading.

    We’re going to need a bigger Wall..

  • RKae

    By this time next year, we will be called “urinophobic” if we find this disgusting.

  • THOUGHTCRIMINAL2084

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPUAY26ewsQ
    Lyrics for Everyone’s Coming To New York by John Carpenter

    To the cop

    With a gun

    The Big Apple is plenty of fun

    Stab a priest

    With a fork

    And you’ll spend your vacation in New York

    Rob a bank

    Take a truck

    You can get here by stealing a buck

    This is bliss

    It’s a lark

    Buddy, everyone’s coming to New York!

    No more Yankees

    Strike the word from your ears

    Spin the roulette

    There’s no more opera at the Met

    This is hell

    This is fate

    But now this is your world and it’s great

    So rejoice

    Pop a cork

    Buddy, everyone’s coming to New York!

    To the cop

    With a gun

    The Big Apple is plenty of fun

    Stab a priest

    With a fork

    And you’ll spend your vacation in New York

    Rob a bank

    Take a truck

    You can get here by stealing a buck

    This is bliss

    It’s a lark

    Buddy, everyone’s coming to New York!

    This is hell

    This is fate

    But now this is your world and it’s great

    So rejoice

    Pop a cork

    Buddy, everyone’s coming to New York!

    No more Yankees

    Strike the word from your ears

    Spin the roulette

    There’s no more opera at the Met

    This is hell

    This is fate

    But now this is your world and it’s great

    So rejoice

    Pop a cork

    Buddy, everyone’s coming to New York!

  • bob

    we used to have a firewall for this type of crap. it was called jim crow and it worked. forced integration by the federal government has ruined everything that it touches.

  • Mr. Freemarket

    A guy peeing is in no condition to prevent a quick kick to the groin.

  • SineWaveII

    Ok hold on. Someone check and see where anthony wieiner was during this incident.

  • SineWaveII

    Too bad she wasn’t carrying a switchblade.

  • SineWaveII

    There ya go.

  • Mr. Freemarket

    Or some pinking shears

  • Eddie_Valiant

    I second that motion.

    All in favor say “Aye” – opposed?

    The ayes have it.

  • SineWaveII

    LOL OOWWWUUUCH!

  • Troy McClure

    Don’t be racist troll. Comments like that don’t cut it.

  • Jimmy Flounderello

    There is no description of the race of the suspect anywhere in the press. Dollars to doughnuts says that he’s black or Latin.

  • George Lortz

    The N.Y. Daily news police report descibes him as black.

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  • George Lortz

    ….if only N.Y.C. had concealed carry, like the rest of the civilized parts of the U.S.

  • TED

    NYC IS another place a BORDER FENCE needs to be built!!! An OPEN SEWER needs a LID!!!!!

  • Tabludama

    Odds are this is another black on white hate crime. But the Corrupt Liberal Media wont give the necessary description of the perp and victim. Liberalism has killed journalism.

  • TED

    THE INTELLECT (or lack of) this sort of thing comes from…

    .http://i.imgur.com/74vAvYd.jpg

  • TED

    YOU should expect nothing less from people(?) that has leaders like this!
    . .https://cdn.creators.com/199/207808/207808_image.jpg .

  • TED
  • TED

    ..http://i.imgur.com/Gy1ED2W.png THE LEFT IS the EVIL in the world!!

  • ronwf

    A few well-publicized instances of the victim firing a .38 magnum round in the left leg from that range would put a stop to that.

    An armed society is a polite society.

  • ronwf

    It has nothing to do with that.

  • Psychlone Ranger

    Lets list everything wrong with this story:
    1) 2 AM on the NYC subway! One of the least safe environments In. The. World.
    2) This bimbo had earbuds in, blocking all outside sounds.
    3) Eyes closed, so no situational awareness.
    4) Guy walks up, decides to piss in her face. Why does she not see this coming? See above.
    4) Feels the liquid hit her face, so opens her eyes. Why did she not instantly rabbit-punch him in the junk? Repeatedly.

    If she’d done that, she wouldn’t have had to file an after-action police report. It would have been an arrest complaint as they carted him away to have his nuts retrieved from his abdominal cavity.

  • BiffWellington

    Did they learn nothing from Bernard Goetz?

  • Jimmy Flounderello

    Thanks

  • bob

    don’t like facts do you.

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