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Feb 28 2012

Xena the Warrior Princess Attacks Our Oil Supply

The aptly named Lucy Lawless, formerly known as Xena the Warrior Princess, is like many Hollyweird has-beens a shrill and mindless moonbat. In a childish and desperate bid for attention, she is participating in an absurd guerilla war against oil, the lifeblood of our economy.

Actress-turned-eco-warrior Lucy Lawless has been arrested with five Greenpeace activists after the group spent four days protesting aboard an oil-drilling ship docked in New Zealand.

Police on Monday removed the group from their perch atop a 174ft drilling tower on the Noble Discoverer in Port Taranaki.

Xena didn’t always hate oil. When her career was in front instead of behind her, she did an ad for Shell, the same company that is helping make her limousine liberal lifestyle possible by chartering the ship she and the other moonbats illegally infested.

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Xena in better days.

On a tip from J. Hat tip: Verum Serum.

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18 Responses to “Xena the Warrior Princess Attacks Our Oil Supply”

  1. modd kenwood says:

    a lesbian’s dream girl

  2. Pat says:

    Unfortunately what is good for “our” economy is not the same as what is good for New Zealands economy. Regardless she is still a Moonbat!

  3. Henry says:

    Oh, how her career has fallen… Have you seen her new show Spartacus? P0rn meets 300.

  4. james says:

    she gets a free pass because she has a great rack.

  5. GM Car Of The Future says:

    She must have fractured more than her pelvis falling off that horse five years ago.

  6. Sam Adams says:

    Hollywood Stars are not authorities on much of anything. Generally they aren’t even sure who they are.

    Why would anyone pay attention to their opinions?

  7. AC says:

    Why would anyone pay attention to their opinions?

    Because the moonbat media has brainwashed several generations of youth. We used to produce strong citizens, now we have a surplus of sedentary entertainment consumers.

  8. Who the hell funds Greenpeace anyways? What they do isn’t cheap!

  9. Sinister66 says:

    Henry says:
    Sparticus is acually a good show. Geared for a younger audience though.

  10. Winston Smith says:

    If you check out Greenpeaces list of ships, nearly all of them are oil powered ships. She should protest against Greenpeace for using the demon fuel to power their ships.

  11. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    I could have come up with much more “entertaining” ways of getting them down.

  12. Henry says:

    Sinister66 says: February 28, 2012 at 10:43 am

    I’ve watched it plenty of times; never said I didn’t like it, or that it’s bad.

  13. Doug says:

    I wouldn’t mind a little exploratory drilling with she of the no laws.

  14. bobdog says:

    Better days? Couldn’t you find a picture of her singing the national anthem in that silly red, white and blue outfit? That was her best day.

  15. A Veugle says:

    In Soviet Russia our oil supply attacks Xena warrior princess!

  16. white_Polluter says:

    Where’s a recent pic? Is she still hot?

  17. Apostle53 says:

    Another for my “do not view” their products list. Man pickings are getting slim.

  18. johnnosk says:

    Maybe she should do a PETA protest?

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