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Aug 08 2011

Timothy Treadwell: Darwinism in Action

Moonbats, let this be an inspiration to you:

If you can’t make it to Alaska, why not try climbing into the bear cage at the zoo? It can be done.

On a tip from Last Conservative in Vermont.

  • TonyD95B

    Timmy Treadwell was, well…..un-bear-ably freakin’ stupid!

    Hey, I love animals too (and not just the ones next to my mashed potatoes), but, c’mon now – there are things in this world that will freakin’ EAT you. Lots of things, in fact.

    More proof that Moonbats are just hopelessly disconnected from reality.

  • Bill T

    So he thought he was the only one out there to protect them guess what he wasn’t alone.

  • OiloveInAOlivegarden

    ROFLMAO – reminds me of Bubbles from Trailor Park Boys…. (snicker)

  • OiloveInAOlivegarden

    Oh, yeah, forgort to add that he died from stupidity.

  • OiloveInAOlivegarden

    This is the Bubbles Vid that is most like this dead guy (idiot).

    How many years screwing with Bears, and he only got 100 hours of video. Must have been pulling his pud the rest of the time.

  • White Rook

    Any professional will tell you:


  • Eoin

    PLEASE tell me his final agonizing moments are captured on film, and included in the movie.

    100 hours of video huh? Yeah, didn’t take too long for one of those voracious beasts to think “hmmm, you’re slower than an elk…”

  • Joek Loth

    Me thinks that he saw one too many Grizzle Adams shows!!
    Also, isnt it fucking hilariously ironic that he WAS A VEGAN?!!!! (Just guessing on that but given his mental deficiancy, he most likely was@!!!). I also believe he was related to that German woman who jumped into the polar bear pen at the Berlin Zoo to pet them cause they were so cute and cuddley, member??!!! LMASSOFF!!!
    STOOPID LIBERALS. I believe this is called NATURAL SELECTION!!

  • Joek Loth


  • Bill T

    This has a partial transcript of the last 6 min of his life.

  • johnnosk

    Timothy Treadwell was FUCKING CRAZY!

  • Worst part is he most likely went to hell when he died. That part sucks, especially for him.

    He should have looked into this guys DESIGNED creations:

  • Grunt

    Yeah…I’ve hear of this guy.

    Honestly, I was unaware of just how….well, off the deep end he seems to have gone. It is unfortunate that he went the way he did, but he was foolish to assume that even after all the time he’d spent doing that, that he was gonna impose on the animals and just walk away every single time.

    Poor guy….it ain’t Disney though.

  • last conservative in Vermont

    Timmy’s problem is that he never read this sign….

  • Mike_W
  • wingmann

    @White Rook says:
    August 8, 2011 at 8:57 pm Any professional will tell you:


    White rock….I’m not a professional….but I can tell you…..

  • TED

    Looks like bear food to me! Stupid is as Stupid does! ROTFLMAO!! EVEN a 2 year old would know better.

  • JoeS

    I really, REALLY, wanted to see him get killed by the bears he’d been harassing for over a decade.

    Not enough to buy a ticket, however. What a tard…

  • Paladin

    “My daddy told me, ‘Son! You ain’t gonna amount to $H!T!’ Well you were wrong daddy. You were wrong.” -Ron White on Timothy Treadwell

  • Jodie

    last conservative in Vermont says:
    August 9, 2011 at 5:17 am

    That’s hilarious!

  • Had it up to here :/

    Unless you are a certifiable dumbass, YOU DON’T PLAY WITH WILD ANIMALS!

  • Conan


    If you come up to Alaska and go bear watching, MAKE SURE that you rub bacon grease on yourself, it is an excellent bear repellent!

  • Logic Mine


    Delicious, mouth-watering, salivating BACON GREASE!

    Bears CAN’T STAND IT!

  • Logic Mine

    Where’s Eric? He REALLY needs to try this!

    I’ll supply the BACON GREASE ….er..REPELLENT! yeah..

  • Joe

    The only question I have is, what did he think he was protecting the bears from? If I remember right, that area is a wildlife preserve and there’s no hunting. Even if hunting was allowed there, no bear hunter worth his salt would let that skinny hippy stop him from doing what he came there to do. The dumb ass acted like these wild grizzlies were his pets. He even had stupid cutesy names for them. That’s probably why they killed him. They were tired of being called silly names. Hey, bears have feelings too.

  • Michelle

    Hi, my name is Tim and I’m here to show everyone how brilliant I am by hanging out with a bunch of wild animals known for killing humans among other things.

    Even though these are 2000lb plus preditors who are very teritorial I’m gonna protect them from what my delusions have convinced me is occoring, and Im gonna film it all to.

    Wait… No… Stop eating me…. Ima smaht liberal!!!!!

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