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Aug 16 2017

Alien Arrested for Having Public Sex With Chain-Link Fence

If a guy has a constitutional right to marry another guy, then he has the same right to marry a chain-link fence. If only Eliodoro Estala had tied the knot, he might have avoided trouble with the law:

A warrant has been issued for a Texas resident who stands accused of having sex with a chain link fence, according to court records.

A judge last week ordered the arrest of Eliodoro Estala, 32, after he failed to appear for a court hearing in his indecent exposure case. A bond posted earlier this year by Estala, a Mexican national, was ordered forfeited by a Travis County jurist.

Travis County? Maybe he was just doing his part to Keep Austin Weird.

Read explicit details of the erotic tryst here.

Thanks for enriching the vibrant multicultural tapestry, Eliodoro!

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The fence that captured Eliodoro’s heart.

On a tip from Bodhisattva.



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