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Sep 08 2017

Muslims Sue KFC Over Pork

Expansionist Muslims are adept at exploiting our own foibles to impose Islam on us. One example is our susceptibility to hate hoaxes. Another is our weakness for lawsuits:

A Muslim couple from Dearborn is suing Kentucky Fried Chicken for having recently been served bacon on a chicken sandwiches. An unspecified amount of damages are being sought by the couple, who purchased the sandwiches at a Lincoln Park KFC. They allege cheese and bacon were added to the sandwiches after they requested cheese only, according to a Detroit Free Press report.

In May, a Dearborn man of Muslim faith sued Little Caesars for $100 million after he was allegedly served and then accidentally ate pepperoni made with pork, a food prohibited by Islamic law. The boxes were labeled “halal,” but the pies inside were topped with regular pepperoni.

From the beginning, Mohammad recruited jihadists by offering them a chance to get rich. Those who took part in raiding villages and later sacking whole cities got a share of the booty. The same principles apply today. Sneak a little pork onto your sandwich or move a “halal” sticker from one pizza box to another and you not only bully the infidel but stand to win big under our system of jackpot justice. Juries in Muslim colonies like Dearborn will be glad to help out.

Rather than pay out $millions, restaurants will respond by phasing out pork, so that no one can accuse them of accidentally putting it on Muslims’ food.

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“Multiculturalism” will mean no more pork.

On tips from Stormfax and J.



  • BPatMann

    The amazing this is that they ate it and they survived. I guess Muhammad was wrong once again.

  • ICEvictim
  • geeknerd

    The Jews don’t demand that pork and shellfish be banned.
    The Vegetarians don’t demand that meat be banned.
    The Vegans don’t demand that all animal protein be banned.
    Why the hell do the Muslims want non-Muslims to be halal?
    Oh, that’s right, Islam does not want ANYONE to be NON-MUSLIM

  • Anonymous
  • Torcer

    Another prime reason to have ‘loser pays’ tort law…

  • daPenguin

    if they never tasted pork before, how do they know that they ate pork? Could have been veggie bacon..

  • Jester

    Keep Voting Left, Keep Wining Big Prizes.

  • Watchman59

    How much you want to bet Dearbornistan is serving as a training base to teach them how to scam the system? Notice that, as far as I’ve seen, none of them checked their orders immediately and question the added or non-allowed ingredients on site or on delivery? If not eating pork and such is so important to them you’d think they’d check unless the place was run by other Muslims. As the Romans would say “Caveat Emptor,” let the buyer beware.

  • If Muslims are going to sue restaurants for incidents like this, they should have to prove malicious intent. Aside from the scam artists swapping stickers and surreptitiously adding pork products, there also needs to be some allowance for good old fashioned human error. Management certainly doesn’t want bacon (or anything else for that matter) given away for free.
    If a scam can be proven, the scammers should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

  • Jimmy Flounderello

    The only way to avoid a situation like this is to have a menu that is all pork, all the time.

  • JonathanBurke
  • randian

    Even if you did get a sandwich with bacon, and in fact asked that bacon be removed (not at all self-evidently true considering how often Muslims lie), at most your recompense is to get a new sandwich. That lawsuit is crap.

    The Dearborn guy is obviously lying. How can you accidentally eat pepperoni? It’s right there on top of the pizza!

  • During the Crusades, more than once the bodies of dead Muslim leaders were returned to the Muslims covered in pork fat, or stuffed into barrels of it.

    I think that this fine old Catholic tradition needs to be reinstated.

  • Frank

    Borders, language, customs. What’s left of America’s?

  • Frank

    Urk! I was looking for an an excuse to go on a stringent diet. That was all I needed to motivate me!

  • Frank

    The judicial response should be, “Sorry about your luck. Crawl back to your shit hole if you don’t like our dietary customs!”

  • Frank

    It’s not like the jihadi bastards only want to convert us or kill us. They’ll be happy to enslave us.

  • Saxon Warrior

    Actually, a lot of Vegans do want meat and dairy to be banned, especially the fat, lesbian, PETA-championing, food-Nazi ones!

  • PhiloTFarnsworth

    “Muslims Sue KFC Over Pork”
    –HERE’S THE HILARIOUS PART: muslim’s hate pork because they claim it’s “dirty” !!
    TAKE’S SOMETHING DIRTY TO KNOW SOMETHING DIRTY !!!! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f90e294fec468cd9f4f0e92161fa71f6ffbe9c078a84a6569d312641eca1c096.jpg

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  • grayjohn

    Islam, above all else, is STUPID!

  • Bless his heart

    Sharia law allows children from almost birth to age 9 to be used as sexual objects with a male pleasuring himself to climax with them.
    Sharia Law allows a 6 year old child to marry.
    Sharia Law demands that a 9 year old married girl have sexual intercourse with her husband.
    Sharia Law allows rape of captured women.
    Sharia Law demands slavery.
    Sharia Law has rules for beating women.
    Sharia Law mandates that all women must be owned by a man
    Sharia Law calls pork halal.(forbidden)
    Sharia Law is a form of government.

    A court cannot take Sharia Law as allowable for any reason whatsoever in a court of a civilized nation (or even in our nation), or in any valid court of law.

    That is the gist of the idea. I am sure the lawyer involved can expand on it.
    There should be a counter suit for filing a meaningless lawsuit using rules that include slavery and pedophilia as the basis for their offense.

    That Sharia Law is practiced in the USA shocks the conscience of this nation, and should shock the conscience of all courts.

  • Bless his heart

    7.62 NATO

  • Talcum X

    Make me a sandwich woman! Of course I want bacon, don’t be stupid.

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