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Oct 07 2017

Packaged Shoelace Accused of Being a Racist Noose

Campus social justice warriors are desperate to find evidence of racism against someone other than whites, so as to prop up their faltering ideology. From Michigan State:

MSU President Lou Anna K. Simon released a statement Wednesday morning saying she was “distressed” after finding out “a student reported a noose was hung outside of her room.” Simon commended the student’s “courage” for reporting the “racial incident” and put out a clear message.

“This type of behavior is not tolerated on our campus,” Simon said. “No Spartan should ever feel targeted based on their race, or other ways in which they identify.”

However, an investigation by MSU Police determined that it was not a noose but a shoelace, still in the package. Apparently someone had dropped the shoelace, and someone else set it on a stairwell door handle to make it easier for its owner to find.

If only the moonbats had enough initiative to take the lace out of the package and tie it into a noose, they at least could have made the Hate Hoax List. But even that dubious honor is more than they deserve.

On tips from Chronos Z. Wonderpig and Byron.

  • Watchman59

    What’s the level beyond “ludicrous speed”? We’re surely into new territory with this…this…I just can’t think of a descriptive enough word for this!!!

  • mas2

    Unfortunately, we’ve exhausted our adjectives and descriptors way before they’ve come close to reaching Peak Stupid. We might need to invent new words.

  • Kevin R.

    Do the MSU Spartans know that the real Spartans not only owned slaves but Sparta was a total complete police state slave economy?

  • Steve2

    Much as liberals love to throw around the word “phobia” they’re the ones who actually meet the criteria for this mental illness, with their irrational terror of random objects. Also note how they’re terrified of “racism” and think it’s lurking under every rock and leaf. They run and hide at exposure to any opinion that differs from theirs. They have their imaginary boogeymen who they live in loathing and terror of. I’m no psychiatrist but I’ll take a stab at what ails the typical moonbat: multiple phobias, delusional thinking, extreme paranoia, mania, schizophrenia, anxiety, mental retardation, complete lack of coping skills, sociopathy, and dementia.

  • K.E.Miles

    If the shoelace was found straight instead of a loop if would be labeled homophobic.

  • Steve2

    Off topic but..Google tells the truth for once! Try typing “why are liberals..” and see what the search suggestions are. Hint, not a single one makes libs look good.

  • SNuss

    To quote Albert Einstein: “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”. Change that to Liberal stupidity. and it applies completely.

  • Saxon Warrior

    Probably not. Historical facts are to be cherry-picked to suit the political agenda.

  • Milo Mindbender

    Full potato, and you should never go full potato.

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  • Tchhht!!!

    Amen! I showed an old clip of Bob Hope poking fun at Democrats to a girl friend of my wife’s who is a libtard. She burst into tears and ran out of the room. She later apologized and stated that she hoped we wouldn’t send her away. Krikey, what a humorless snowflake and 50 years old to boot. Sheesh!

  • octa bright

    Liberals are human, kinda, of sort of.

  • grayjohn

    About what I’d expect from people who have never tied their own shoes.

  • grayjohn

    No, they look human, but they aren’t really.

  • MAS

    They were homosexual though, there is that going for them…

  • Frank

    That pesky old Klan keeps showing up, terrorizing melanin-rich snowflake students with symbols only they can see. Poor things. The college education they’re ass deep in debt to acquire is definitely not preparing them for anything approximating reality.

  • Frank

    Pod people.

  • Frank

    Get stuffed, “Doris.”

  • Frank

    That barely scratches the surface of what’s wrong with libtards!

  • Frank

    Your wife can do better, friend wise. Much, much better!

  • grayjohn


  • octa bright

    They can reproduce with sane people and the offspring are fertile so they are people like it or not. in my case not.

  • ICEvictim
  • ICEvictim

    probably still wearing velcro strap shoes like when they were 3

  • ICEvictim
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