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Oct 20 2017

Now Moonbats Demand Christian Baker Decorate Cake for Satan’s Birthday

Remember Jack Phillips, the Colorado baker whom Big Government ordered to decorate cakes for sacrilegious homosexual ceremonies in violation of his Christian faith? His persecution continues. Now moonbats demand that he create a cake for Satan’s birthday:

It is a cake that is religious in theme, and since religion is a protected class, I am hoping that you will gladly bake this cake. As you see, the birthday cake in question is to celebrate the birthday of Lucifer, or as they (sic) are also known Satan who was born as Satan when he was cast from heaven by God.

The cake is required to feature an “upside down cross, under the head of Lucifer.”

You could almost thank the satanic moonbats for applying reductio ad absurdum to the notion that people in creative professions should be forced to violate their conscience. It would help Phillips when his case defending himself from bullying gay militants goes before the Supreme Court. Except that we have already been reduced to absurdity, as demonstrated when that same Supreme Court decreed that the 50 states must treat unnatural sexual liaisons as the equivalent of holy matrimony.

Phillips reacts to his government comparing him to Nazis for being a Christian.

On a tip from Steve A.



  • Anonymous

    If it wasn’t gov’t sanctioned abuse before, it definitely is now.

  • johnnycab23513

    What happens when a group with morals goes to a bakery owned by perverts and asks for a cake decorated for a group of christians who desire to celebrate Gods commandments against perversion? Do the rules apply to them also?

  • Anonymoyus

    They get thrown out and arrested for being hateful or something. It’s the progressive way– perverts are their thing.

  • Bob

    The upside down cross is actually a revered thing in Christianity, because it signifies being unworthy of crucifixtion the same way as Christ. Peter was crucified upside down.

  • SDN

    Uhhh, NO IT ISN’T. And never has been.

  • Eddie_Valiant

    I’d like to believe that people with Christian values and morals would avoid a pervert’s bakery and support those who believe as they do.

  • Bob

    The pope’s chair has a Petrine cross, or an inverted cross on the back of it dumbass, it’s a sign of humility!

  • Martin Hutchison

    These people doing this are smug in their legal successes, but man, I look forward to the day when we have some anarchy (street justice) of our own. Normal people can take this crap for only so long.

  • geeknerd

    That’s just it. The Roman Catholic Church stopped being a Christian church back when it declared that Mary was without sin. Everyone is a sinner in need of Christ’s forgiveness; if anyone other than Jesus can live a life without sin, His wrath-bearing death and atoning resurrection isn’t necessary.

  • geeknerd

    Here’s that cake the judge ordered us to bake for you. Go ahead, eat it. I dare you. EAT IT!

  • Occam’s Stubble

    Oops! I mixed up the sugar and salt again. Gosh, I hate it when I do that.

  • Oh just stop it. Seriously. You better hope Martin Luther can save your soul, because being in opposition to the One True Church founded by Jesus Christ sure isn’t helping your chances.

  • MAS

    Y’all enjoy that brimstone (sulfur) frosting and volcanic ash cake mix now. It’s my artistic interpretation reserved for all my creations…

  • Jodie

    Remember when the Luciferian tried to force a Muslim to sell him bacon? Me neither.

  • Pork_Soda

    Oh if only they had real balls.

  • The Deplorable EtoculusDei

    It was always for Satan.

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  • grayjohn

    So if I am invited to a gay wedding and I rsvp by telling them I won’t attend, because I believe what they are doing is wrong, will I be brought up on charges too? If this is gay rights then I can’t, I won’t support or abide by it.

  • Me_again4

    This is obviously a hoax. Pay no attention to it.

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