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Dec 03 2017

Brown University Will Allow Applicants to “Self-Identify” on Race

The list of racial impostors may soon catch up with the Hate Hoax List. Brown University is allowing applicants to pick the race of their choice:

Brown University is implementing a change to its graduate school application that will allow applicants to “self-identify” as persons of color. Multiple efforts by The College Fix to clarify the details of this change were ignored by campus officials.

The policy comes as a result of complaints made by graduate students on the Graduate School advisory board that international and Asian American students are not treated as members of historically underrepresented groups by the university, according to The Brown Daily Herald.

That means that Asians — like whites — are systematically discriminated against in favor of less qualified members of groups that have been granted the cherished designation “oppressed.”

But no longer. From now on Asians and whites alike can enjoy all the special privileges of the allegedly downtrodden by self-identifying as whatever group is currently highest in the cultural Marxist caste system. Those identifying as black transgender lesbian Muslims need not bother including transcripts with their application.

On a tip from J.



  • Buffalobob

    That’s going be interesting. Ho to decide which aggrieved group to identify with,to receive max benefits.

  • Area man

    This is actually good news, because it will eventually destroy the institutionalized racism that is Affirmative Action, which gave us Obama!

  • SolidusRaccoon

    You filthy toDSaH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am a mighty Klingon warrior!!!!!!!!!!

  • Eddie_Valiant

    Some administrator at Brown must have taken lessons from Lieawatha Warren. She self-identified as Pochahontas.

  • Chronos Z. Wonderpig

    I want to be Batman!

  • octa bright

    @disqus_u7NKRqDl5s:disqus
    I agree that it potentially can destroy affirmative action in education, but the question will be what will the justice department aloe?

  • 127guy

    Yes, Chief Sitting Bull was way ahead of the curve on this one.

  • 127guy

    More of a shift in preference. The real money is going to trannys and Muslims, perhaps both.

  • physicsnut

    i self identify as owner of

    // BRIT GIRL – MULTICULTI – sharia in Britain
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBKvZT-tHRk

    THE MUSLIM NEWS NETWORK and dept of REFUGEE “STUDIES”
    star studded shows featuring INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEOS
    ..how not to wipe
    ..HOW TO RIOT IN BRUSSELS
    ..HOW TO RUN OVER NEW YORKERS WITH A TRUCK
    ..HOW TO BEHEAD PAMELA GELLER
    ..HOW TO IMPOSE HIJABS
    ..HOW TO BLOW YOURSELF UP
    ..HOW TO RAPE JOGGERS
    ..PEDOPHILIA FOR FUN AND PROFIT
    ..HOW TO DRIVE A CAR INTO A CROWD
    ..HOW TO ASSASINATE CARTOONISTS
    ..HOW TO WRITE A FATWA AGAINST AUTHORS
    ..SCENIC TOURS OF ROTHERHAM
    ..ADVICE ON CREATING GROOMING GANGS IN ROTHERHAM
    ..PRONUNCIATION OF ALAHU AKBAR
    ..BEHEADING FOR FUN AND PROFIT
    ..HOW TO MAKE VIDEOS OF BEHEADINGS
    ..HOW TO STAB RUSSIANS
    ..HOSTAGE TAKING FOR FUN AND PROFIT
    ..CHILD MOLESTING FOR FUN AND WHATEVER
    ..HOW TO BLOW UP ANCIENT STATUES
    ..HOW TO RUN OVER SPANIARDS
    ..WIFE BEATING 101
    ..WHAT’S UNDER THE BURKA
    ..what’s REALLY under the BURKA
    ..SLAVE TRADING 101, 102,
    ..ADVANCED SLAVE TRADING
    ..How to seek assylum in Finland
    ..BURKA FASHION SHOWS
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    ..HOW TO GANG RAPE IN FRANCE
    ..GANG RAPE IN ITALY IS ENJOYABLE
    ..HOW TO LIVE IN THE SEVENTH CENTURY
    ..HOW TO MUTILATE WOMEN
    ..HOW TO COOPT BRIT POILITICIANS
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    ..HOW TO CREATE NO-GO ZONES
    ..HOW TO GET SHARIA LAW
    ..HOW TO FLY A PLANE INTO A BUILDING
    ..HACKING UP CHRISTIANS FOR NOT CONVERTING TO ISLAM
    ..GOAT SEX vs SHEEP SEX
    ..HOW TO TAKE OVER LEBANON AND KILL CHRISTIANS
    ..HOW TO TAKE OVER ITALY
    ..how to decapitate a soldier in broad daylight
    ..HOW TO AVOID TELLING POLICE ABOUT TERRORISTS
    ..HOW TO BLOW UP THE BOSTON MARATHON

    / but Macron blames france for what muslims do
    http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/11/15/emmanuel-macron-blames-france-rise-islamic-radicalisation/
    / MORE IDIOTIC PROPAGANDA
    http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/11/16/mass-migration-makes-europe-secure/

  • James McEnanly

    I see an enormous business opportunity for genetic screening firms like 23 & Me

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