Maybe communist hippies aren’t the best people to entrust with large sums of money:
Occupy Wall Street in New York City could run out of cash in a matter of weeks.
A finance report shows the group that galvanized the nationwide movement against economic inequality six months ago had about $45,000 left in its main account. That’s for the week of March 2. Weekly donations plummeted to about $1,600.
Not long ago, OWS had a half a $million. Supposedly the money has been going toward organizing. We all know how expensive community organizing can be — at least if you let a community organizer be president.
No worries; just put through a call to the entertainment industry. Fools and their money are easily parted.
If even zillionaire commies (e.g., Yoko Ono, David Letterman, Stephen King, Mike Myers) are tired of throwing crumbs to these pigeons, it’s time to implement the Occupy Wall Street economic policy of replacing money with hugs.
On a tip from Conan.