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Jan 17 2018

Interactive Map of San Francisco’s Human Wasteland

Largely by attracting and encouraging bums from around the world, ultra-liberal policies have literally reduced San Francisco to a sewer. Getting around in the town without wading through human waste is not easy. But no worries, there’s an app for that — or rather, an interactive map called Human Wasteland:

The map charts all of the locations for human excrement “incidents” reported to the San Francisco police during a given month. The interactive map shows precise locations of the incidents by marking them with poop emojis.

San Franciscans who can’t pry their noses loose from their phones even as they walk down the street will find this indispensable if they want to keep their shoes clean.

On tips from Byron and Zack VC.



  • Frank

    Go, SAN FRAN SICKO! Is there a volume discount on hip boots and waders?

  • MAS

    We already have a very effective method to avoid this, we never visit the SF petri dish…

  • Dan Northrup

    In New California we use toilets.

  • DEPLORABLE
  • Brian

    If not for Golden Gate Park, the west side of town would also be blotted out. But they don’t go far to the north or south of it. Downtown has no such convenient toilet.

  • Bill589

    “If you’re going to San Francisco, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair.”

    But now, forget the flowers, wear some well-sealed boots.

  • TrojanMan

    It occurs to me that civilization is much like a sine wave and we are definitely in a downhill skid and a long way to go to hit bottom. Just as a sine wave repeats so it seems the rise and fall of civilization will repeat.

  • cieran58

    If you ever wanted to visit a shithole country without leaving our nation….

  • Pork_Soda

    Oh what a surprise…. most of it is concentrated in the tenderloin and the Mission district. Luckily Nancy Pelosi’s house is in Pacific Heights where she doesn’t ever have to be exposed to such things. Thank goodness for that interloper from Baltimore.

  • Pork_Soda

    I remember the stench well from the early 2000s when I worked on 1st ave and commuted from the Sunset district. Never leaves you…

  • Kram

    Avoid open toe shoes

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