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Feb 13 2018

Roto-Reuters Reveals Gender Inequality for Dogs

From the moonbat point of view, dogs are people too — or at least, people aren’t any better than dogs — so why shouldn’t dogs have gender equality?

Female dogs, known in pure-bred circles as “bitches,” have snared Best in Show at Westminster 39 times since the award was first given in 1907. Males, known simply as “dogs,” have been victorious 71 times, almost twice as often.

Sexism is truly everywhere.

A dog’s peak age for competition is 3 to 5 years old, which also happens to be prime breeding age for females, said Kimberly Calvacca, a professional handler and breeder from Westbury, New York. …

“People don’t like to campaign females because they don’t like to jeopardize their breeding program,” said Calvacca. “Males can be used to stud anytime, and still show and breed at the same time.”

Being in heat can also affect a dog’s temperament for the worse.

There you have it: proof that reproduction is sexist and should be done away with.

Feminists can address this problem by teaming up with PETA to bark up a storm if a sufficient number of female dogs are not declared winners at Westminster regardless of qualifications, just as moonbats do when they feel blacks haven’t been given enough Oscars and Emmies.

On a tip from Dragon’s Lair.



  • Anonymous

    Biology is un-PC!

  • itsatax

    Human women also have an overlap between prime earning years and prime breeding years. I wonder if that impacts their average earnings and career development?

  • MAS

    I’ve never understood these freaky dog fashion shows anyway and now they are heading into even more strange territory. Dogs are awesome pets (my JRT is at my feet right now) but they aren’t human, don’t think like we do, and frankly would be happier rolling in a dead carcass than attending a show. We need to establish a sanity refuge to quarantine the remaining sane folks so whatever malady these goofy buggers have doesn’t infect us all…

  • Otis Donkey

    and… ? I’m supposed to care, why?

    “The males obviously have an easier go of it, whereas the girls having a litter is stressful for everybody,” she said.”

    First thing is, it’s a very very small % of people who deal in the world of show dogs.

    Second, go talk to mother nature. I don’t know if you can suppress heat in dogs another way besides spaying them, but you can in horses. Although the purpose of having a ‘show quality dog’ is so you can breed litters and charge more for the offspring. A lot more.

    Feminists are going to complain no matter what because they have absolutely no purpose or anything productive to bring to this world. They usually have 30+ cats anyway. Maybe if they were busy raising kids and creating a house hold they wouldn’t have so much time to complain about every damn thing.

  • The Uhlan

    Stephanie (writer of the article) wins Bitch of the Day.

  • JeffersonSpinningInGrave

    Thinking of humans (to do this with dogs is too absurd even to address), it’s true that women bear a disproportionate burden from reproduction. On the other hand, men die younger. So, then, if we are all to have truly equal outcome despite the accident of our sex, should we also insist that women take some slow toxin to even out the life expectancy?

  • MAS

    Why that’s racist of you…;-)

  • JamesMacArthur

    “Female dogs, known in pure-bred circles as “bitches,” have snared Best
    in Show at Westminster 39 times since the award was first given in 1907.
    Males, known simply as “dogs,” have been victorious 71 times, almost
    twice as often.”

    —EXPLANATION: THE “FEMALE” DOGS (I.E. “B^TCHES”) ARE LIBERALS !!!

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2634c7ce308ffb152c28629ea608daf98d8f1431bb934e84a808e12dc377b6ad.jpg

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