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Feb 14 2018

Students Sign Petition Denouncing Valentine’s Day

Enjoy Valentine’s Day while you can. When today’s college students graduate and take the reins, it is likely to be banned on the grounds that it discriminates against people who are single, to judge from interviews at Cornell University:

Someone should interview students to discover if there is anything whatsoever they would not exclude in the name of inclusiveness.

On a tip from Sterling B.



  • ICEvictim

    and everyone that signed that will be on welfare, doing a job that pays less than $15 an hour, or teaching.

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  • Mack

    Fancy that. My students, fashionably diverse, loved the little candy hearts I gave them today. Then we had a good lesson on Beowulf and manliness, along with the four elements of the Anglo-Saxon (eek!) poetic line.

  • Anonymous

    Happy Valentines Day, kids!
    https://i.imgur.com/buSlMmd.jpg

  • claudette leon

    Fancy that. My students, fashionably diverse, loved the little candy hearts I gave them today. Then we had a good lesson on Beowulf and manliness, along with the four elements of the Anglo-Saxon (eek!) poetic line.

  • Alisa

    What A Bunch Of IDIOTS!!!!! If this trend keeps up everything will be Banned because it offends or discriminates against someone.

    I think we should BAN the little snowflakes instead. Better yet DEPORT Them ALL Along With The Illegal Aliens & muslims they love so much.

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  • Billy TwoKnives

    Nonstop Prog indoctrination has turned this nations youth into thoughtless automatons.

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