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Mar 28 2012

Moonbat Tech: Eco-Friendly Sex Toy

Moonbats can now engage in empty sex and save the polar bears at the same time — and they don’t even have to find a partner. Introducing the solar-powered vibrator:


A downside: they may have to be out in the sunshine to use it.

Hat tip: I’m a Man! I’m 41!

  • AC

    A downside: they may have to be out in the sunshine to use it.

    That’s one more gross thing for Occucommies to do in full public view.

  • big-pete

    With any luck it’ll be prone to catch fire like the Volt.

  • Consumed by it. Obsessed by it. Driven by it all.

    Materialists. Existentialists. Moral Relativists.

    Sartre would be proud.

  • Hail The Amberlamps!

    Wow, even their dildos are idiotic.

    Derp! Derp! Buzzzzzzz! Duhhhhh! Guam-an sheeit! Derp! WB, OBCADFG, Derp! —Hank Johnson demonstrating the Eco-Dildo

  • Agnostic Conservative
  • Zeek

    At first glance, it looked like a dildo-powered Etch-A-Sketch.

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  • AC

    If a cloud passes overhead, will she whine that her partner can’t last long enough?

  • BC

    Thanks for the link Dave!

  • Ghost of FA Hayek

    With this, combined with government coerced birth control no wonder libs are shutting down power plants

  • Sandra Flukey

    It works best between the hours of 10:00 a.m. and 2:00 p.m. Just FYI

  • laos’ grandma

    I bought one for my grandson and he is outside all the time!

  • Jimbo

    That looks like one of the RaceBaiter-n-Chief’s teleprompters. Now we know how Misshell gets hers.

  • whotothewhat

    Seeing how more and more deviant lefties are performing their sex acts in public, i.e. on the decks of passenger ships in dock, on docks, near the docks, in cars in public parking, in parks where children are playing in schools under teachers desks so on and so forth this seems like a practical item to have.

  • beforethestorm

    How can you…er…postion that large solar panel so that you can…um…postion the business end for its intended purpose? Forget it. Nobody answer me please.

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  • DJ

    Once they get some practical experience with the shortcomings of solar power, maybe they’ll be less likely to push it on the rest of us.

    Shortcomings. Heh.

  • Kent

    Here Comes the Sun. Dootin do doo.
    Or the John Denver song could be rewritten “Sunshine… on my nethers… makes me happy”
    Obama wants to turn algae into green fuels. I guess you have to start by turning sunlight into spooge. Just add feminist.
    My comment on Sandra Fluke is that if she wants me to pay for her to get laid, she should get rechargable batteries. Maybe she needs this instead.

  • Kent

    Moonbatteries not included.

  • Duke DeLand

    Can’t you just picture it now? A field of Occupy tents, each with a small solar cell attached to the ridge pole!

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