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Mar 29 2012

Caption Barry

obama-hurdle

Compliments of Mary.



  • Drury

    “I can cheat at hurdles just the same as with elections and the media will never call me out on it!”

  • “Ouch! That hurt my one and only testicle!”

  • KM

    I’m black and yet I can’t jump and my wiener is smaller than a vienna sausage… I think I’ll run for president and see what else I can screw up…

  • Hail The Amberlamps!

    Look, this is me navigating the pile of dead bodies leading to my re-election.

  • blue
  • metalgarth

    Homer and Lenny got years of good laughs after tricking Carl to enter the “special” olympics.

  • blue

    Obama declared gold medal winner in all Olympic track and field events. No one is surprised.

  • blue

    M’Chel told Barry to go the park and play while her friend Sybian visits……

  • Trayvon from below

    N*gga – that ain’t my dad!

  • ant

    Why can’t he just ‘go around’ the hurdle like he does the Congress and the Constitution?

  • tom@drum

    someone photo shop an umbrella in his hand

  • Zeek

    Damn! I bruised my stimulus package!

  • Chris in N.Va.

    How do I get down off of this thing?

  • Obama 3012

    Beyonce & Michelle Obama’s Premiere Workout Routine ‘hurdle not included’.

  • tom:

    Funny idea! At The Jawa report in comments, I made one. 😉

    http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/211689.php

    Thanks for the funny pic, Moonbattery! TJR is doing a caption contest as well, and I asked the readers to share their captions here. 🙂

  • Alxandro

    “Can I get a hoodie for my ass?”

  • Harleybob

    Tell Reggie I’m getting ready to ride his rail.

  • klae

    Marking his territory?

  • Goodness

    “Oh…crap! I forgot all about my “kystered” stash, and it just popped out!”

  • FrankW

    Another race hurdle cleared.

  • A_fib

    Is there any hurdle this man can’t overcome? I’ll be in my bunk…

  • Eric

    Just about the perfect height, not go ahead an tape the Constitution right here.

  • The Flu

    Now how in the Hell did Michele get this up the backside of her pants?

  • joeh

    If I had a son, he’d hurdle just like me.

  • Barry from Victoria

    How did Rush know about my jock itch?

  • wingmann

    I Miss You Reggie.

  • Graycat

    BRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP!

  • dunce

    Where is the saddle for this horse?

  • TrickleUpPolitics

    blue says:
    March 29, 2012 at 11:30 am
    Obama declared gold medal winner in all Olympic track and field events. No one is surprised.

    ___________________________Hilarious!!!!
    Zeek says:
    March 29, 2012 at 12:02 pm
    Damn! I bruised my stimulus package!

  • FrankW

    Maybe bammy is white after all, he can’t jump.

  • FrankHD

    Good thing I don’t have any balls or this could have really hurt, instead it just brused my ‘taint’!

  • OBAMA CAUGHT STRADDLING THE FENCE BETWEEN SOCIALIST AND COMMUNIST!

  • Barack Obama

    I need essential services to help lift the other foot.

  • Congress is moving too slow. I’ll just step over it with an Executive Order.

  • Rodney Horton

    See how easy this is to do with no BALLS!

  • Norman

    How we will all hurdle obstacles in our lives, with ObamaCare stitched to our sides

  • Bob Roberts

    Where are the stirrups and reigns again?

  • Sam Adams

    After my re-election, I will have much more flexibility. What seem to be high hurdles today will be much smaller.

  • Anonymous Comrade

    Sam Adams says:
    March 29, 2012 at 5:10 pm

    I understand and will transmit to Vladamir.

  • QuietMan

    I’ll show Barney what a wide stance looks like….

  • 3farts4bama

    New device collects methane gas for use in green-gas vehicles..

  • Momster

    “A HURDLE!?!?! I thought I was pizzing on the CONSTITUTION!

  • Had it up to here :-/

    Hmmm….just about the right height to protect our southern border…..

  • Jodie

    “Oops…uh…folks…uh…that wasn’t me…uh…that sound you heard…that was the republicans tootin’ their own horns again…”

  • just bob

    Yea, these will work on the Mexican border.

  • Barry Soetero

    Like the Special Olympics for someone specialler than Ralph Wiggum.

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