Compliments of Mary.
By Dave Blount |
“I can cheat at hurdles just the same as with elections and the media will never call me out on it!”
“Ouch! That hurt my one and only testicle!”
I’m black and yet I can’t jump and my wiener is smaller than a vienna sausage… I think I’ll run for president and see what else I can screw up…
Look, this is me navigating the pile of dead bodies leading to my re-election.
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Homer and Lenny got years of good laughs after tricking Carl to enter the “special” olympics.
Obama declared gold medal winner in all Olympic track and field events. No one is surprised.
M’Chel told Barry to go the park and play while her friend Sybian visits……
N*gga – that ain’t my dad!
Why can’t he just ‘go around’ the hurdle like he does the Congress and the Constitution?
someone photo shop an umbrella in his hand
Damn! I bruised my stimulus package!
How do I get down off of this thing?
Beyonce & Michelle Obama’s Premiere Workout Routine ‘hurdle not included’.
tom:
Funny idea! At The Jawa report in comments, I made one.
http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/211689.php
Thanks for the funny pic, Moonbattery! TJR is doing a caption contest as well, and I asked the readers to share their captions here.
“Can I get a hoodie for my ass?”
Tell Reggie I’m getting ready to ride his rail.
Marking his territory?
“Oh…crap! I forgot all about my “kystered” stash, and it just popped out!”
Another race hurdle cleared.
Is there any hurdle this man can’t overcome? I’ll be in my bunk…
Just about the perfect height, not go ahead an tape the Constitution right here.
Now how in the Hell did Michele get this up the backside of her pants?
If I had a son, he’d hurdle just like me.
How did Rush know about my jock itch?
I Miss You Reggie.
BRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP!
Where is the saddle for this horse?
blue says: March 29, 2012 at 11:30 am Obama declared gold medal winner in all Olympic track and field events. No one is surprised.
___________________________Hilarious!!!! Zeek says: March 29, 2012 at 12:02 pm Damn! I bruised my stimulus package!
Maybe bammy is white after all, he can’t jump.
Good thing I don’t have any balls or this could have really hurt, instead it just brused my ‘taint’!
OBAMA CAUGHT STRADDLING THE FENCE BETWEEN SOCIALIST AND COMMUNIST!
I need essential services to help lift the other foot.
Congress is moving too slow. I’ll just step over it with an Executive Order.
See how easy this is to do with no BALLS!
How we will all hurdle obstacles in our lives, with ObamaCare stitched to our sides
Where are the stirrups and reigns again?
After my re-election, I will have much more flexibility. What seem to be high hurdles today will be much smaller.
Sam Adams says: March 29, 2012 at 5:10 pm
I understand and will transmit to Vladamir.
I’ll show Barney what a wide stance looks like….
New device collects methane gas for use in green-gas vehicles..
“A HURDLE!?!?! I thought I was pizzing on the CONSTITUTION!
Hmmm….just about the right height to protect our southern border…..
“Oops…uh…folks…uh…that wasn’t me…uh…that sound you heard…that was the republicans tootin’ their own horns again…”
Yea, these will work on the Mexican border.
Like the Special Olympics for someone specialler than Ralph Wiggum.
Alibi3col theme by Themocracy
“I can cheat at hurdles just the same as with elections and the media will never call me out on it!”
“Ouch! That hurt my one and only testicle!”
I’m black and yet I can’t jump and my wiener is smaller than a vienna sausage… I think I’ll run for president and see what else I can screw up…
Look, this is me navigating the pile of dead bodies leading to my re-election.
this just in
white man attacks six blacks but blacks are arrested
Homer and Lenny got years of good laughs after tricking Carl to enter the “special” olympics.
Obama declared gold medal winner in all Olympic track and field events. No one is surprised.
M’Chel told Barry to go the park and play while her friend Sybian visits……
N*gga – that ain’t my dad!
Why can’t he just ‘go around’ the hurdle like he does the Congress and the Constitution?
someone photo shop an umbrella in his hand
Damn! I bruised my stimulus package!
How do I get down off of this thing?
Beyonce & Michelle Obama’s Premiere Workout Routine ‘hurdle not included’.
tom:
Funny idea! At The Jawa report in comments, I made one.
http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/211689.php
Thanks for the funny pic, Moonbattery! TJR is doing a caption contest as well, and I asked the readers to share their captions here.
“Can I get a hoodie for my ass?”
Tell Reggie I’m getting ready to ride his rail.
Marking his territory?
“Oh…crap! I forgot all about my “kystered” stash, and it just popped out!”
Another race hurdle cleared.
Is there any hurdle this man can’t overcome? I’ll be in my bunk…
Just about the perfect height, not go ahead an tape the Constitution right here.
Now how in the Hell did Michele get this up the backside of her pants?
If I had a son, he’d hurdle just like me.
How did Rush know about my jock itch?
I Miss You Reggie.
BRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP!
Where is the saddle for this horse?
blue says:
March 29, 2012 at 11:30 am
Obama declared gold medal winner in all Olympic track and field events. No one is surprised.
___________________________Hilarious!!!!
Zeek says:
March 29, 2012 at 12:02 pm
Damn! I bruised my stimulus package!
Maybe bammy is white after all, he can’t jump.
Good thing I don’t have any balls or this could have really hurt, instead it just brused my ‘taint’!
OBAMA CAUGHT STRADDLING THE FENCE BETWEEN SOCIALIST AND COMMUNIST!
I need essential services to help lift the other foot.
Congress is moving too slow. I’ll just step over it with an Executive Order.
See how easy this is to do with no BALLS!
How we will all hurdle obstacles in our lives, with ObamaCare stitched to our sides
Where are the stirrups and reigns again?
After my re-election, I will have much more flexibility. What seem to be high hurdles today will be much smaller.
Sam Adams says:
March 29, 2012 at 5:10 pm
I understand and will transmit to Vladamir.
I’ll show Barney what a wide stance looks like….
New device collects methane gas for use in green-gas vehicles..
“A HURDLE!?!?! I thought I was pizzing on the CONSTITUTION!
Hmmm….just about the right height to protect our southern border…..
“Oops…uh…folks…uh…that wasn’t me…uh…that sound you heard…that was the republicans tootin’ their own horns again…”
Yea, these will work on the Mexican border.
Like the Special Olympics for someone specialler than Ralph Wiggum.