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Jul 25 2016

John Kerry Proclaims That Refrigeration and Air Conditioning Are as Much a Threat as Islamic State

What if we were menaced by an implacable enemy sworn to our utter destruction that had already killed dozens of Americans on US soil, and the Secretary of State proclaimed that this enemy was no more a threat to us than indoor plumbing? Wouldn’t you expect there to be calls to remove that person from his position of responsibility, and incarcerate him in an institution for the unreachably insane? Yet a recent declaration by Hanoi John Kerry is comparable, and he is still running loose, unmedicated, at last word not even wearing a straitjacket:

Secretary of State John Kerry said in Vienna on Friday that air conditioners and refrigerators are as big of a threat to life as the threat of terrorism posed by groups like the Islamic State.

The Washington Examiner reported that Kerry was in Vienna to amend the 1987 Montreal Protocol that would phase out hydrofluorocarbons, or HFCs, from basic household and commercial appliances like air conditioners, refrigerators, and inhalers.

“As we were working together on the challenge of [ISIS] and terrorism,” Kerry said. “It’s hard for some people to grasp it, but what we–you–are doing here right now is of equal importance because it has the ability to literally save life on the planet itself.”

That’s because according to leftist ideology, HFCs make it be too hot out.

Mental illness aside, hyperbole has been the envirofascist propaganda tactic of choice for some time now. As the global warming hoax gradually collapses, increasingly desperate proponents have been throwing their hair-on-fire prognostications of doom into overdrive, plunging ever deeper into the realm of self-parody and not looking back to see us laughing.

Less funny is that kooks like Kerry run the ever more powerful federal government. Enjoy refrigeration and air conditioning while they are still permitted.

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Out of his freaking mind.

On tips from Varla, Dragon’s Lair, Bodhisattva, Steve A, Steve T, and Byron.


Jul 25 2016

Syrian Refugee Murders Pregnant German With Machete

Consequences of Angela Merkel’s importation of over 1 million Islamic colonists in a single year continue to unfold. Just last week one of the supposedly cuddly underage refugees gushing out of the ummah attacked infidels with an axe on a train near Würzburg. Now a maniac has used a machete:

A 21-year-old Syrian refugee was arrested on Sunday after killing a pregnant woman with a machete in Germany, the fourth violent assault on civilians in western Europe in 10 days…

German police said they arrested the machete-wielding Syrian asylum-seeker after he killed a woman and injured two other people in the southwestern city of Reutlingen near Stuttgart.

Given that the welfare colonists come primarily from the most dysfunctional and violent parts of the dysfunctional and violent Muslim world, not even Mutter Merkel could have expected anything different.

We are assured that this has nothing to do with the war Islam is waging against the rest of the world:

Neither Sunday’s attack nor a shooting rampage by an 18-year-old Iranian-German man that killed nine people in Munich on Friday bore any sign of connections with terrorism, police said.

But even if not every single one of these attacks is explicitly motivated by Islam, they all serve a terrorist purpose:

The Islamist militant Telegram channel, however, seized the moment to urge more “lone wolf” attacks. “Perhaps (any) small attack you do may add to the cause for the disbelieving (governments) to finally retreat from attack or oppressing Muslim lands,” the group said in an online post, according to the SITE Intelligence Group monitoring organization.

The Islamic State militant group claimed responsibility for both a July 18 ax attack by a 17-year-old refugee that injured five people near Nuremburg in southern Germany, and a July 14 attack in which a Tunisian man drove a truck into Bastille Day holiday crowds in the French city of Nice, killing 84 people.

Denying that common threads tie together each of these attacks on random Europeans by Muslim immigrants or their unassimilable offspring only serves to further discredit the authorities who imported the problem.

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The attacker can look forward to a long comfy life at taxpayer expense.

On tips from Dragon’s Lair, Bodhisattva, Steve T, and Saxon Warrior.

Jul 24 2016

Open Thread

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Passed along by Lloyd.

Jul 24 2016

Black Lives Matter Hits England

The Black Lives Matter plague has spread not only to South Africa, but to England, where its victimization dogma does not even have historical much less contemporary validity:

Think of the fun the British will have when the massive population explosion that is only just beginning in Africa radically alters the country’s demographics.

Via Black Pigeon Speaks.

Jul 24 2016

Clinton Cash — Official Movie

Based on the Peter Schweizer book, this hour-long video gives a clear idea of the caliber of people we will have running (and milking) the federal government for the next four years:

No wonder Shrillary went to such felonious lengths to keep her Secretary of State emails secret.

The Clintons are corruption incarnate.

On tips from TaterSalad, Sean C, and John27.

Jul 24 2016

Another Step Toward Full Employment

If massive tariffs and proscriptions on overseas investment and manufacturing fail to increase employment, there is always something else Big Government can impose. For example, it might ban automatic windshield wipers, thus opening job opportunities, as demonstrated here:

On a tip from Rob E.

Jul 24 2016

Sounds Like Silence

The vintage Simon & Garfunkel song “The Sounds of Silence” is rewritten to bring it up to date for the current era of resurgent expansionist Islam:

On a tip from Feet2Fire.

Jul 24 2016

Gunpocalypse

If you want to know what moonbats will throw at us next, look to California, a state that was solidly conservative relatively recently, but that is now strangling Second Amendment rights increment by increment like a boa constrictor gradually squeezing the life out of its prey:

Learn more about Gunpocalypse at Ammoland.

On a tip from Dragon’s Lair.

Jul 23 2016

Open Thread

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Passed along by Occam’s Stubble.

Jul 23 2016

Roadside America

The following excellent question/thought crime was spotted by an outraged moonbat in Muncie, Indiana a week ago:

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Via The Star Press:

Megan Thomas said she noticed it around 1 p.m. Saturday while walking with her niece along the Riverwalk. She was offended not just by what she called a message that was “vulgar, discriminatory to many different classes of people in our city,” but also by the fact that it appeared to have gone up right before the start of a planned demonstration against police brutality, starting just a few blocks away.

“I was very ashamed that something so dividing was present in Muncie,” Thomas said on Sunday.

“Dividing” and “divisive” are Moonbattese for “pro-civilization.” Publicly calling for the murder of police officers just for doing their job is not “dividing.” Acknowledging that the job they do is difficult, dangerous, and indispensable — that is “dividing.”

Not to worry, moonbats. Due to your noisy complaints, the witty but “dividing” message was quickly taken out of rotation on the electronic billboard. But maybe you should keep screeching until you force them to replace it with “Pigs in a blanket, fry ’em like bacon!” so as to be more inclusive and harmonious.

Those bold enough to stand by the “Call a crackhead” message despite the current climate can wear it on a t-shirt:

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On a tip from Steve T.

Jul 23 2016

The Truth About Black Lives Matter

If police brutality is a problem, it is not a racial problem. Paul Joseph Watson uses statistics to lay waste to corrosive liberal establishment/Black Lives Matter propaganda:

Too bad the only blacks who will watch this video probably already understand what is being done to them anyway.

On a tip from StephaneDumas.

Jul 23 2016

Nickelodeon Puts P.C. Into Overdrive With Interracial Gay “Married” Couple

Kiddie channel Nickelodeon has pushed its politically driven jihad against the innocence of children another step further with a cartoon show called “Loud House”:

In the episode “Overnight Success,” main character Lincoln Loud opens his front door to greet his best friend and the friend’s parents — an interracial gay “married” couple. Prior to meeting the pair, Loud quips, “This is it. Time to make history.” He then addresses the parents as Mr. McBride and Mr. McBride.

The 50-second clip portrays the two men as doting, overprotective parents, with the one Mr. McBride lamenting, “He’s growing up so fast.”

Only 11 years ago, PBS took heat for promoting a lesbian couple with children in the show “Postcards From Buster.” Given the fundamental transformation that has been taking place, negative repercussions for Nickelodious are unlikely.

From here they will push the envelope ever further, into realms that only the most twisted minds can imagine even now, but that will come to be regarded as “normal” soon.

On a tip from seaoh.

Jul 23 2016

Family Guy: How to Make the Media Go Away

Family Guy is not normally recommended viewing for countermoonbats, but sometimes the blind squirrel does find a nut, as when Peter Griffin learns a special trick to make the media go away:

On a tip from StephaneDumas.

Jul 23 2016

Good Thing She Didn’t Listen

Progressives have had great success in balkanizing us by race/gender/etc. But the freedoms they aspire to take from us apply equally to everyone, and equally benefit everyone willing to live and let live. Some people get it:

Hat tip: Louder With Crowder.

Jul 22 2016

Open Thread

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Compliments of Edward Przydzial.

Jul 22 2016

Is Hillary Guilty?

Of course she is — at the felony level. That is beyond dispute, as James Comey made clear and Bill Whittle documents:

What is in dispute is whether this is still the sort of country in which prominent members of the ruling class are expected to obey the law. Looks like it isn’t.

On a tip from Torcer.

Jul 22 2016

The Onion Reveals Highly Effective al Qaeda Terror Plot

At this point, we may as well get our news straight from The Onion:

Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back and enjoy themselves while the United States collapses of its own accord.

Multiple intelligence agencies confirmed that the militant Islamist organization and its numerous affiliates intend to carry out a massive, coordinated plan to stand aside and watch America’s increasingly rapid decline, with terrorist operatives across the globe reportedly mobilizing to take it easy, relax, and savor the spectacle as it unfolds. …

According to statements made by top-level informants and corroborated by leading Western terrorism experts, if seen through to its conclusion, al-Qaeda’s current plot could wreak far more damage than the events of 9/11.

If I thought al Qaeda understood the implications of the choice American voters face in November, I would believe every word of this report. As Napoleon is said to have said, “Never interfere with an enemy while he’s in the process of destroying himself.”

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The most sensible strategy for bringing down America.

On a tip from Bodhisattva.

Jul 22 2016

Moonbats Want Us to Pee in the Shower

First they “nudge.” Then they demand. Then they impose by force of law. With peeing in the shower, we are still at the nudge stage:

According to Mic.com, peeing in the shower once a day can save you from buying a roll of toilet paper every 50 days.

And fascia specialist Lauren Roxburgh recommends women squat and pee in the shower to engage pelvic floor muscles, which can actually lead to better sex.

Now to the real reason they want us to pee in the shower:

In 2014, Debs Torr and Chris Dobson, students at the University of East Anglia in Norwich calculated that if all 15,000 students at their school peed in the shower once a day the school would “save enough water to fill an Olympic-sized swimming pool 26 times,” the BBC reported.

Incidentally, the University of East Anglia is home of ClimateGate, the scandal involving leaked emails that proved climate scientists have been lying to us to promote the global warming hoax.

The ultimate driver behind enviromoonbattery is Big Government:

According to the United States Environmental Protection Agency the standard toilet uses 1.6 gallons (6.05 litres) per flush, while older models can use as much as 7 gallons (26.49 litres) per flush. Considering the average person uses the toilet six to eight times a day, that’s a lot of wasted water.

Progressives appear to believe that once water goes down the drain, it disappears forever, as if all drains lead to a giant pipe that pours it into outer space.

Once they figure out how to deal with solid waste after toilets have been banned, peeing in the shower will be mandatory.

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Think how much you could save if you just wipe with your sleeve.

On a tip from J.

Jul 22 2016

France’s Socialist President Spends $10,000 per Month on Barber

Looks like the French are taking a haircut regarding the return on their massive investment in Big Government:

The investigative and satirical newspaper Le Canard Enchaîné reported [last week] that President François Hollande’s personal hairdresser has been paid 9,895 euros — over $10,000 — per month since Mr. Hollande was elected in 2012…

Hollande is a Socialist. Socialists believe that if you produce more wealth than Big Government thinks you need, the excess should be confiscated in the name of those who produce less, and used to finance their own extravagant lifestyle. Even in the failing state of Venezuela, the socialist ruling class still lives high on the hog.

Here’s what French taxpayers get for $10,000/month:

Francois Hollande

For that kind of money, Hollande ought to look a little more stylish. Maybe like this

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…or this

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…or this

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…or even each of these looks:

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On a tip from Bodhisattva.

Jul 21 2016

Open Thread

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Via Unbiased America and Western Rifle Shooters Association, on a tip from Torcer.

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