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Aug 14 2017

NYC Government Traumatizes Gun Owners

Just because you follow all the rules does not mean they will not throw you in jail if you bring a gun into the moonbat dystopia New York City:

Play it safe. Gun or no gun, avoid parts of the country where the Constitution is not honored.

Then again, if you missed your chance to visit East Germany before it ceased to exist, NYC offers a similar experience, although admittedly vastly noisier, more crowded, more expensive, and more prone to crime, filth, degeneracy, disease, et cetera.

On a tip from Torcer.

Aug 14 2017

Moonbats Side With North Korean Government

It remains to be seen whether the Korean War will resume, this time possibly featuring nuclear weapons used against the continental USA, but one thing we do know — which side progressives will take. A choice between their own country and the most hellishly repressive communist regime since Stalin’s time, ruled over by a homicidal maniac, is a no-brainer for righteous moonbats.

Barks prominent Democrat Keith Ellison, who nearly became the Chairman of the DNC:

“Kim Jong-un, the world always thought he was not a responsible leader. Well, he’s acting more responsible than this guy is.”

By “this guy,” Ellison means the President of the United States.

Other moonbats want the POTUS banned from Twitter for using it to remind the tyrant that his belligerence could have consequences.

Via WaPo:

Critics of the president’s tweet say the rhetoric reflects a threat of violence against North Korea that violates Twitter’s rules and terms of service.

Rosie O’Donnell helps us keep perspective on how seriously moonbats should be taken in the following video, in which she apologizes to Kim Jong-un, calls him “sir,” and denounces her own President as a “moron”:

This weirdo, who evidently was pretending to be a cat in the video, still has some influence among liberals.

With people like this on his side, Kim Jong-un ought to be all the more cautious about risking war.

On tips from Torcer, Scott D, and The LIEberal Media.

Aug 14 2017

Public Radio Host Denounces America’s Founders as “a Theocratic Cult of Religious Nuts”

Since your taxes help pay for it, you may as well know what is being said about your country on PBS:

When [PBS host Charlie] Rose asked [public radio host Kurt] Andersen what role religion played in America, the author responded that “America is exceptionally religious, has always been exceptionally religious compared to the rest…” That’s when Rose interrupted Andersen to remind him America was “Founded by people who were seeking religious freedom.” To which Andersen corrected him by insulting people of faith and the Founders: “Well that’s one – that’s a charitable way of putting it. Founded also by a theocratic cult of religious nuts.”

Being denounced as “a theocratic cult of religious nuts” on coercively financed government television is a milestone for the Founders on the road to the Memory Hole, down which liberals are currently forcing historical figures like Robert E. Lee.

Rose let the grotesque insult slide by simply responding: “Okay. Right, right.” Andersen then proceeded to depict America’s “religiosity” as being out of step with the rest of the “developed world” and added “once you are, as a culture, more inclined to believe in magic, in the supernatural events….it’s gonna leach out into, into not believing in climate change.”

We all know that the climate constantly fluctuates. By “not believing in climate change,” he presumably refers to doubting that it is caused by humans and that we are all doomed if Big Government doesn’t put a stop to it through increased taxation and centralized control of the economy.

It could be that this useless fool has stumbled onto something. As a vastly superior intellect observed,

“When men choose not to believe in God, they do not thereafter believe in nothing, they then become capable of believing in anything.”

This explains atheistic liberal nihilists’ tendency to believe in silly crap like white privilege and the global warming hoax.

Kurt Andersen, godless religious nut.

On a tip from J.

Aug 14 2017

The Blood on Your Hands

Do you travel by vehicle? Do you eat cheese? Do you make use of air conditioning? Do you own a pet? Do you exhale carbon dioxide like every other animal? If the answer to any of these questions is yes, then hang your head in shame, for you have murdered Stacy Ruffin:

Stacy was black of course, which makes you a racist too. You can’t even begin to redeem yourself unless you vote Democrat and resolve to believe whatever CNN tells you, no matter how asinine.

Now let’s talk about climate reparations

On a tip from Torcer. Hat tip: Twitchy.

Aug 14 2017

Liberal Economist Calls for Shrinking Economy

Sometimes you have to wonder what kind of lunatic ultimate objective liberals have in mind. Other times, they tell you straight out. Presenting Dr. Jason Hickel of the London School of Economics:

In an interview for BBC’s Newsnight show on Thursday, Hickel called for “degrowth.” Ignoring energy innovation in fracking, nuclear power, renewables, and battery-based power systems, Hickel claimed that Earth is running out of resources. Rich nations are apparently to blame because we “use three times our fair share of bio-capacity.”

The solution to the evil allegedly inflicted upon the earth by rich nations is to impose an economic system that does not allow nations to be rich. Hickel calls this “reducing our economic footprint.”

Specifically, how do we achieve the goal of reducing our standard of living? Hickel says we can “cut excess consumption by curbing advertising and taxing carbon.”

Censorship and the global warming hoax have their purposes.

Heckel also wants a “basic income,” which will help reduce employment, or as he puts it, “allow us to get rid of unnecessary jobs.”

This basic income that everyone would be paid just for being alive would inevitably shrink along with the deliberate decline in the production of wealth. Hickel wants economic activity in industrialized countries to fall by 4–6% per year.

This would lead to a permanent, perpetually worsening depression that would soon lead to mass starvation. Heckel wants to impose a world without freedom or hope.

To call leftists malevolent is like calling water wet. Yet they posture as if they were somehow virtuous.

Far worse than just wacky.

On a tip from Torcer.

Aug 14 2017

Charlottesville Will Help Media Whitewash Antifa Thugs

Thanks to the maniac James Alex Fields — who did immeasurable damage to his own cause — the media will find it easier to portray Antifa thugs as the forces of righteousness. Alt-righters came to Charlottesville to protest the removal of a Robert E. Lee statue, which signifies more of our culture and history forcibly stuffed down the Memory Hole in the name of political correctness. In contrast, anarchist types came specifically to provoke or inflict violence. That is the point of Antifa — which the liberal media was glorifying even before the tragic events of August 12:

From WaPo's sympathetic piece:

[T]heir anarchist community made a fiery entrance into the Trump presidency on Jan. 20, when they organized thousands of people to protest his inauguration by blocking security checkpoints and marching in the streets. Hundreds of them, clad in black clothes and masks, rioted through the downtown.

They used wooden poles and pieces of concrete to break storefronts and smash newspaper boxes, according to an indictment in D.C. Superior Court. More than 200 people were arrested and six police officers were injured. City officials tally the damage from the rioting at about $100,000.

What the court documents call “malicious” and “violent” acts, the anarchists see as a necessary way to draw attention to poverty, racism, educational inequality and other problems.

It was one thing when bottle-throwing Moldylocks went cruising for a bruising with her weighted sap glove and scalping knife and got punched in the nose. Now someone has actually been killed. This is Christmas in August for the Left in general, but particularly for Antifa, whose media admirers can more easily portray them as noble victims.

No matter who got hurt, whatever violence occurred was going to be spun to discredit the right-wing protesters. The mildly paranoid might even suspect that this had something to do with the police standing down, as confirmed by the ACLU, as the mayhem mounted. Police follow orders.

Unsurprisingly, Virginia Governor Terry McAwful was quick to denounce neo-Nazis following the violence — but refused to condemn self-styled antifascists who came there to brawl with them.

On tips from Torcer, Jester, and J.

Aug 13 2017

Open Thread


On a tip from cieran58.

Aug 13 2017

Writing Conference Canceled on Account of Whiteness

It would be racist to have a writing conference if almost all the writers who agree to attend turn out to be lousy white people. Oh well, you can always just cancel the conference:

A Minnesota writing conference was canceled Wednesday after people complained about the lack of diversity in the line-up of writers that were going to attend.

The organizers of the Loft Literary Center’s conference, aimed at teaching people how to write young adult novels, scrapped their plans when they learned that all the speakers but one were white, reports the Star Tribune.

There was no point holding the conference because teaching people how to write was not the objective; on contrary:

“We have set a goal for ourselves to be inclusive and to work toward equity, and we didn’t think the conference would live up to that mission,” Britt Udesen, executive director of the Loft, said Wednesday.

Equity and diversity — i.e., oligarchical collectivism and the progressive eradication of the white man and his culture — are the mission of everything in fields dominated by liberals.

More than 30 people of color had been invited to speak at the conference who declined the invitation.

A gaming conference also ran into a similar problem last year. The University of Southern California canceled its game design program because all the speakers were men.

Some enterprising capitalist ought to start up a business that rents out persons of politically preferred pigmentation and gender for events like this, so they can meet their quotas and don’t have to cancel events due to the whiteness of participants.

Nothing that doesn’t advance them serves any purpose for moonbats.

On a tip from Steve T.

Aug 13 2017

Moonbat Humor

How do you react when you encounter a person of politically repudiated pigmentation who is down on his luck, begging, sleeping on the sidewalk, eating out of garbage cans? If you are a moonbat, you might burst into guffaws:


So that’s how they reconcile their absurd concept of white privilege with the fact that whites have to struggle too, and do so with the added hardship of the systemic racial discrimination euphemistically known as “Affirmative Action.”

On a tip from J.

Aug 13 2017

Top 10 Climate Change Lies Debunked + Two Bonus Lies at No Extra Charge

Thermophobia author Rod Martin Jr uses common sense to make short work of 12 global warming lies:

1. Global warming is bad.
2. Manmade CO2 is the cause of global warming.
3. Global warming causes extreme weather like hurricanes and tornadoes.
4. Global warming causes droughts.
5. Our current warmth is unusual.
6. Our current level of CO2 is unusual.
7. The rate of warming is dangerous.
8. The science is settled.
9. There is a consensus.
10. Science is ever done by consensus.
11. Climate change is dangerous and must be stopped.
12. Global warming makes the oceans more acidic.

To sum up: virtually everything they tell us about climate change is untrue. The purpose is to create a pretext for increased centralized control of the economy, and for international wealth redistribution.

On a tip from Bodhisattva.

Aug 13 2017

Google’s Entirely Far Left Leadership

While addressing Google’s self-parodic overreaction to an employee deviating slightly from far-left orthodoxy, Steven Crowder explains why it would be foolish to expect anything but extreme left-wing bias from the sort of people who run that alarmingly powerful corporation/cult:

Google brings to mind a great line from the movie Videodrome:

“It has a philosophy, and that is what makes it dangerous.”

On a tip from Torcer.

Aug 12 2017

Open Thread


Via Politistick, on a tip from Torcer.

Aug 12 2017

Ashley Judd Triggered

This is what a feminazi looks like:

ashley judd

To see what a vengeful rabid moonbat looks like, trigger a feminazi by calling her “sweetheart” and complimenting her on her dress. Ashley Judd demonstrates:

No doubt Ashley and whatever fans she may have would have liked for the poor guy to lose his job over this. She really is a nasty woman, just as she bills herself.

On tips from Torcer and Mr. Freemarket.

Aug 12 2017

Very High Probability of Fraud by Government Climate Scientists

The 1930s were much hotter than current times. How do global warming hoaxers square this with their hysterical screams that we are experiencing record heat? By applying junk science, bad math, and fake data. Tony Heller of The Deplorable Climate Science Blog illustrates:

Federal climate science is not about science. It is about the expansion of government power through fraud.

On a tip from KirklesWorth.

Aug 12 2017

Andrew Klavan Predicts What Will Happen Next

Andrew Klavan’s predictions as to how the near future will unfold start out reasonably enough, but eventually degenerate into the ridiculous when he suggests that Congress might actually fulfill a crucial promise:

On a tip from Torcer.

Aug 12 2017

Paul Joseph Watson: I Won’t Be Around Much Longer

Infowars is at risk of losing its redeeming quality. Paul Joseph Watson explains why it matters to anyone who uses the Internet that Google and its subsidiary YouTube are run by leftist radicals fundamentally hostile to free speech:

Alternatives to Google and its many tentacles need to be developed quickly. Tyranny isn’t necessarily imposed by the government.

On tips from FromNJ and Physicsnut.

Aug 11 2017

Open Thread


On a tip from cieran58.

Aug 11 2017

Guardian Cartoon Laments That There Is No Plan to Exterminate All Whites

A panel from a mind-numbingly moronic cartoon published by the official flagship publication of left-of-center Britain defines a term heavily used by liberals — white supremacist:


It’s just a goofy cartoon. But goofiness frees us from the strictures of reason, exposing how we really feel. You might say that is the whole point of political cartoons. You also might say that hostility to Western Civilization and the European race that created it is the whole point of the Guardian.

On a tip from Dave F.

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